Princess Pi #15 - Sam Adams Vs. True Love (Page 1) Two real-life events inspired this one. One was a story I heard offhand in eighth grade about this bratty girl who, among other statements, once walked into a room bemoaning the fact that she hadn't had a boyfriend in five days, or five hours, or some ridiculously short length of time (the exact number I have forgotten). The other was....and I'm sorry if this is the first time you've heard about this....the small grouping of girls who were crushing on the Boston Marathon bomber. No, really. They insisted he was innocent and that the government framed him, because how could somebody so cute do such a thing? I suspect his placement on the Rolling Stone cover had to do with this, despite what they deny.