Great "Simpsons" Quotes

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    "I sleep in a race car!"
    "Yeah, I sleep in a bed with my wife."

    If we counted every quote in this thread, that would be the amount of reasons why The Simpsons reigns supreme over Family Guy (and in general).
     
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    Trash of the Titans

    Marge: Homer, that crazy lady who lives in our trash pile attacked me again.
    Homer: That's not the way she tells it.
    Marge: And the school nurse says that Bart has the plague!
    Homer: Eh, it's like the measles; good to get it out of the way.

    Also, Otto at the U2 concert:

    Otto: Sit down! Sit down! You're ruining it for everyone!
     
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    "LET ME GIVE YOU THE 911!"
    (Homer comes on stage and is greeted by boos from the crowd)
     
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    Bono: Now, Homer, I hear Ray Patterson is a fine public servant. Why should the people of Springfield-
    (audience cheers loudly)
    Bono: (sigh) Why should they vote for you?

    ^ Love the overexcited crowd who cheers at the very mention of their town.
     
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    Homer and Ned's Hail Mary Pass

    Announcer: And so, ladies and gentlemen, we have come to the start of Super Bowl XXXIX! This brand-new $300 million stadium was completed just one short week ago, and it's scheduled for demolition early next month. America's priorities are a joke. Now here's the kick-off!

    ^ So true.
     
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    "Homer Simpson, you're under arrest for the attempted murder of C Montgomery Burns."
    "D'OH!"
    "Yeah, that's what they all say. They all say d'oh."
     
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    Goo Goo Gai Pan

    Adoption agent: The Chinese government only allows wholesome, married couples to adopt. No "hen without cock." I apologize if that is a double-entendre in your language. It is not in ours.
     
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    Itchy & Scratchy & Marge

    (after Roger Meyers Jr. reads Marge's polite letter about the violence in Itchy & Scratchy)
    Roger: Take a letter, Mrs. White. "Dear valued viewer, thank you for taking an interest in the Itchy and Scratchy program. Enclosed is a personally autographed photo of America's favorite cat and mouse team to add to your collection. In regards to your specific comments about the show, our research shows that one person cannot make a difference, no matter how big a screwball she is, so let me close by saying...
    Marge: (reading the letter later) "...And the horse I rode in on"?!

    ^ The end of that letter is hilarious if you know what they're referring to. No exec would talk like that to a viewer unless they wanted to get a lot of bad publicity.
     
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    "Daddy, these taste like grandma."
    "Let me see. These do taste like grandma! I'll take a bag a basket just give me the whole thing!"
     
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    Homer: Marge, tell Lisa to pass the syrup.
    Marge: Lisa, pass your father the syrup.
    Lisa: Bart, tell Dad I'll only pass it if it's not going to be used on any meat products.
    Bart: You gonna dunk your sausages in that syrup, Home-boy?
    Homer: Marge, tell Bart I just want to drink a nice glass of syrup like I do every morning.
    Marge: Tell him yourself, you're ignoring Lisa, not Bart!
    Homer: Bart, thank your mother for pointing that out.
    Marge: Homer, first of all, you're not not talking to me and, second of all, I already heard you!
    Homer: Lisa, tell your mom to get my back!
    Bart: Dad, it's Lisa you're not talking to.
    Homer: Bart, go to your room!

    Still one of my favorite exchanges in the entire series.
     
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    "Don't laugh at me! I was once like you!"

    Still my absolute favorite quote of the entire series.
     
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    Lisa the Vegetarian

    Lisa: When will all those fools learn that you can be perfectly healthy simply eating vegetables, fruits, grains and cheese?
    Apu: Ugh! Cheese?!
    Lisa: You... don't eat cheese, Apu?
    Apu: No I don't eat any food that comes from an animal.
    Lisa: So you must think I'm a monster!
    Apu: Yes indeed, I DO think that!

    ^ Way to sugarcoat it, Apu.
     
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    Announcer: Coming up next, The Flintstones meet The Jetsons.
    Bart: Uh oh. I smell another cheap cartoon crossover.
    Homer: Bart Simpson, meet Jay Sherman, the critic.
    Jay: Hello.
    Bart: Hey man, I really love your show. I think all kids should watch it! [turns away] Ew, I suddenly feel so dirty.

    :rolleyes:
     
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    'Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky

    (after the town's power is shut down)
    Krusty: I can't read porno by candlelight! Who am I, Abe Lincoln?!
     
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    All Singing, All Dancing

    (Homer and Bart return from the video store)
    Marge: Did you get "Waiting to Exhale"?
    Homer: They put us on the "Waiting to Exhale" waiting list, but they said "Don't hold your breath."
    Lisa: Didya get "Emma"? Didya get "Emma"? Didya? Didya? Huh?
    Homer: Whoa, whoa. Calm down, little lady. Take it easy, take it easy. Hehehe....... no.

    ^ Way to give her hopes up.
     
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    Interviewer #2: Drederick, ah, what do you think of Homer Simpson?
    Drederick Tatum: I think he's a good man. I like him. I got nothing against him, but I'm definitely gonna make orphans of his children.
    Interviewer #3: Uh, you know, they do have a mother, Champ?
    Drederick Tatum: Yes, but I would imagine that she would die of grief.

    Just...wow.
     
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    Therapy commerical in 'There's No Disgrace Like Home':

    Wife: Honey, aren't you going to work today?
    Husband: No I don't think so.
    Wife: Honey, you have a problem, and it won't get better until you admit it.
    Husband: I'll admit this...you better shut your big yap.
    Wife: Oh you shut up.
    Husband: No, you shut up.
    Wife: No, you shut up.
    Husband: Oh shut up.
    Wife: Shut up!
    Husband: Shut up!
    Wife: Shut up!
    *son walks in*
    Son: Why don't you - BOTH SHUT UP!!!
     
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    Homer: Bad Man

    (Homer thinks "Rock Bottom" will do a positive story about him, but...)
    Announcer: She was a university honor student who devoted her life to kids, until the night a grossly-overweight pervert named Homer Simpson gave her a crash course in depravity. "Babysitter, and the Beast"!
    Homer: Awww, crap.

    ^ Great delivery.

    Marge Be Not Proud

    (Bart really wants the video game "Bonestorm")
    Homer: When I was your age, I wanted an electric football game more than anything in the world. And my parents bought it for me, and it was the happiest day of my life. Well, good night.

    ^ So buy him "Bonestorm"!

    Homer vs. the 18th Amendment

    (Bart wants to join Homer at Moe's)
    Marge: No! No more drinking! I'm tired of looking like the world's worst mother.
    Homer: Oh, honey, you're not the world's worst mother. What about that freezer lady in Georgia?

    ^ He's got a point, Marge.

    The Way We Was

    (the TV goes out, but a small pixel is still seen)
    Marge: I think this is sick! You're staring at a dot!
    Homer: (distraught) She's right! SHE'S RIGHT!!!
     
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    "And this is my degree in nuclear physics."
    "Yeah, I got one of those too."
    "All of us here have one, except for Homer. He just showed up the day the plant opened."
    "I had no idea what a nucular paner plant was."
     
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    You Kent Always Say What You Want

    An Itchy & Scratchy cartoon dubbed by Krusty:

    Krusty: I'm a cat walking down the street, swinging my arms. Look, a lady made of dynamite! Wait, I don't know that yet. How about a smooch? Kablooey! Here comes the mouse, what's-his-name. That was me that done that. But it ain't enough, so here's this. That's what you get for, uh, I don't know, messing with my wife. And it goes on.
     

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