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  1. The Man in Black

    The Man in Black I have 5 of broats

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    If Triscuts aren't for niblers, what IS for niblers?
     
  2. Jaguar

    Jaguar Cogito ergo doleum

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    Why, nibblets of course! :p

    If Teflon doesn't stick to anything, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
     
  3. Good Ol' Batmanuel!

    Good Ol' Batmanuel! Dressing for success?

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    Magic!

    Ok, there are red grapes and green grapes. If there's red wine, then why no green wine?
     
  4. DianaGohan

    DianaGohan Active Member

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    People who drink wine would say that a green flavor is not "refined" enough for them and wouldn't drink it.

    How come most doors are shaped rectangaly? Was that automatically choosen as the safest position for doors or something?
     
  5. SlyBoy

    SlyBoy Mary Poppins is an alcoholic

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    Doors are rectangular so that they fit people who are square. :D
     
  6. Brandon Pierce

    Brandon Pierce Summer Glau Fanatic

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    What is the purpose of algebra?
     
  7. Alaskanbullworm

    Alaskanbullworm Looks like I'm back!

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    It's to help scrape alge off of bras.

    What's root beer made out of?
     
  8. ProdigyCube

    ProdigyCube Future writer, Current Slacker

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    Rusty nails and champaign.

    Is Styx a freaking brilliant band or a sissy music band?
     
  9. The Man in Black

    The Man in Black I have 5 of broats

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    Neither

    How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsy roll center of a tootsie pop?
     
  10. ProdigyCube

    ProdigyCube Future writer, Current Slacker

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    It depends on the tounge.

    Why do british cops have such silly hats?!?
     
  11. Parallax

    Parallax Active Member

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    To hide the attack raccons in them.

    Why are oreos black-and-white?
     
  12. The Landstander

    The Landstander Thanks ants. Thants.

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    They want to be Michael Jackson.

    What's the point of trigonometry?
     
  13. ProdigyCube

    ProdigyCube Future writer, Current Slacker

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    After 16 years, the school system runs out of crap to teach you. So they made up triganomitry.

    Why did Bob Saget never put on my funny home video on his show!?!?!?!?!?!?!
     
  14. The Man in Black

    The Man in Black I have 5 of broats

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    Yah, I wanna know that too!

    Where's the creme filling?
     
  15. ProdigyCube

    ProdigyCube Future writer, Current Slacker

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    Behind you. Always, behind you...

    Why is the AOL guy yellow?

    EDIT: Holy crap! look at my post count! 666
     
  16. sl4

    sl4 Still posting for some reason

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    He has a liver disease.

    How come you never see a headline that says "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
     
  17. Crystalfox0

    Crystalfox0 Pet the Kitty

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    See my sig. ^_^

    If dog food is new and improoved, who tests it?
     
  18. Alaskanbullworm

    Alaskanbullworm Looks like I'm back!

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    *burp*

    How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  19. Averager

    Averager ...

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    The optimal amount required to stick it to the man.

    If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it fall, then what is the favorite day of the week of the poster before the poster after the next poster?
     
  20. Parallax

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    Friday.

    How does goo float if it's made out of crayons?
     
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