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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by ElBarto, Aug 14, 2004.
I figured I would start this up again
Q. What came first the chicken or the egg?
A: The egg
Q: How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
A: That is classified as per the PATRIOT Act.
Q: Do farts smell like chicken to anyone besides me?
A: To everybody it does.
Q: What is ?
If the little blck box from a plane is the only thing that makes it Why don't they make the whole plane like that?
Because plane designers are cruel sadistic people, who laugh at the thought that they could save innocent lives but don't.
All right, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
i did. they weren't very good, tho'.
Is there a god?
Well, because it's so offensive, it's a silly question. and i will have you know that my brother (doom trenchcoat demon) claims to be god. I quote:
My brother: "when god calls, i put him on hold."
Me: "I thought that you were god."
My brother: "yeah, well, that too."
A/Q: Was there a question in there?
A: No, it was an army of robots trying to steal your soul.
Q: Are you in denial?
Yes and I can't swim
Q: coke or pepsi?
Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
A: to get the New York Times paper.
Q: Do you get it?
Nope. And I'm not 'in' either.
How soon is now?
Why my squeezin' arm?! WHY???
A: because it was squeezadellic.
Well the thin is- AAAAH! *eaten by this guy*
Wait a minute what! anybody who knows what this card is should go here:
it's quite funny
Q:If you were flying across the atlantic ocean on a ski, and one of your wheels fell of, how many pancackes would it take to cover a dog-house
A: There wouldn't be any pancakes left to do that, silly; I ATE THEM ALL!!!!!!
Q: If a tree falls in the woods and then swings back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?