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The Revenge of the Villains
By JusSonic and Robert Dougherty

[Note: characters and fics mentioned can only be found at the Encyclopedia Histeria message board and on the H! section of fanfiction.net, and is also the only ways you'll know why Charity's cousin and Him are here]

(We go to a nasty looking house in Burbank. Well, an alternative Burbank (take a guess). We now go to inside. We see the old 'bad guy hidden in his chair so no one will see him until later' trick. It appears he is writing some invitations. We then heard him though we can't identify him at first (and no, it isn't Him!))

Voice: This is the perfect idea I had all day!

(He laughs evilly as we fade back out; we fade back in to the Burbank we know and love. We go into one of the houses where ninjas are training. They stopped when they hear their boss's voice.)

Voice: Okay, that's enough!

(We see who the boss is; it is Dr. Laura Schlessinger.)

Dr. Laura: You guys are worthless! You guys practice, yet you couldn't defeat a bunch of toons!

Ninja: Sorry, boss. But we have been losing it since your team-up with Doom!

Dr. Laura: Don't remind me of that!

Ninja: Sorry!

(Another ninja comes up to her and he gives her something.)

Dr. Laura: Eh? What is this???

Ninja #2: It is a letter. I found it under the door.

(Dr. Laura opens it and looks inside.)

Dr. Laura: Well, well. Look like someone invited me to be a part of a team. How delightful. (Laughs her annoying laugh.)

(QC to someone else. It is another hideout. Looks like someone huge is punching a punching bag...and smashing it to pieces! We see that the person is Bane from "Batman".)

Bane: Bah! I should have used my anger on those WB jerks! How dare they made fun of me!

(He heard a knock on the door and goes over to answer it. No one is there.)

Bane: What is this?! Someone playing a joke on me?!

(He notices a letter on the ground and picked it up. He read it. He appears interested. A few hours later. QC to a building in Burbank. Two figures are outside where it seems they were supposed to be at. One of them is small and in a lab coat, the other is large, hairy, and carrying what appears to be luggage. They are...)

The Evil Scientist (the WB one): Let's go in, Gossamer. And don't drop our luggage!

(Gossamer grunts and the two villains go in. QC to inside. The two dropped their stuff and look around.)

Voice: Well, well. I didn't expect to see you here!

(The ES (Evil Scientist) saw that Dr. Laura is there.)

ES: Dr. Laura! I hadn't seen you since Doom!

Dr. Laura: Don't remind me! I have to ask my ninjas to wait in a building nearby in case I need them!

Another voice: You think you need them, human?

(Another person, or thing, comes in. It is Alpha from "Men In Black".)

Alpha: But they won't help you against me!

Dr. Laura: Don't bother me. I was invited to join a team.

Alpha: What a coincidence. So am I.

ES: So does me and Gossamer!

Another voice: So do me and this big guy here.

(Two people come in. They are Bane and the Cave-Guy from "Freakazoid")

Dr. Laura: Great. Another WB toon!

Bane: Hey! Don't forget I am here!

Dr. Laura: So the big brute from "Batman" decided to show up!

Bane: Shut Up!

Cave Guy: Please, sir! I don't like ladies to be address in that matter!

Bane: Says you! You hang out with a snake lady!

ES: Oh? I don't supposed hanging out with a dweeb in a Riddler ripoff costume and a dork in a hat is even better?

Bane: Why you!

Another voice: ENOUGH!

(The villains stopped arguing.)

Alpha: Eh? Who is that?

Voice: I AM THE ONE WHO INVITED YOU ALL HERE! AND I AM THE ONE WHO WILL HELP YOU ALL TO VICTORY!

Dr. Laura: (suspiciously) Whose is 'I'?

Voice: HOW SHOULD I KNOW? I INVITED YOU! AND AS SOON AS OUR LAST MEMBER GETS HERE, WE WILL BEGIN! SO SAYS...

(The source of the voice appears. It is...)

Villains: Loud Kiddington?!

E. Loud: Geez! I can't believe you didn't do your homework! I am Loud's evil version from an alternative universe!

Cave-Guy: Alternative universe? I find that hard to believe.

Dr. Laura: He might be. Still he couldn't be fast enough to avoid being seen by us.

E. Loud: HEY! YOU TRY MAKING THOSE INVITATIONS AND DROPPING THEM ALL OFF WITHOUT SOMEONE SEEING YOU!

Alpha: How on Earth (literally) did you managed to do that?

Another voice: (feminine) Oh you can thank me for that.

(A puff of smoke appears. The person who made it is...)

E. Loud: Ladies (to Dr. Laura) and in your case I will use the term loosely, and gentlemen, let me introduce my first member...HIM!

Cave-Guy: Who?

Bane: You dopes! That's the Powerpuff Girls villain from the network that the show I was on is now broadcasting!

Cave-Guy: Oh. (Pause) Hey! My show was on there too!

Alpha: At least mine is better than all of yours!

ES: I rejected that! Mine is better!

E. Loud: SHUT THE **** UP!

(All the villains shut up.)

E. Loud: OKAY, NOW THEN WE NEED TO GET OUR LAST MEMBER HERE, BUT HE IS TRAPPED IN THE PHANTOM ZONE RIGHT NOW. ANY SUGGESTIONS?

Him: You forgot me, E. Loud. I am, after all, the most powerful villain, despite the fact that (evil voice) Mojo Jojo gets more screen time than me! (F.V again) Now then, leave it to me.

(He performs some sort of magic spell, that the villains had to covered their eyes so they can see. A few seconds later, someone else is in the room.)

Voice: What the heck? Where am I?

Dr. Laura: Why, if it isn't Stewie Griffin!

Alpha: Why do you need him?

E. Loud: SHUT UP, ALPHA! (To Stewie) Welcome back, Mr. Griffin.

(Stewie looks at E. Loud and looks angry)

Stewie: YOU! My plans failed because of you and those friends of yours! You will die, Kiddington!

Bane: Once again, someone is mistaken for something else.

Stewie: Eh? Say, aren't you...

Bane: Yes, I am Bane from "Batman"! And the Loud you mistaken for your enemy is an evil version from an alternative world!

Stewie: I thought that whom I had seen. I guess my trip to the Phantom Zone had knock much out of me!

E. Loud: If we are all done talking, (smiles evilly) we should begin our meeting.

{Cut to the "America's Totally Hated" studio, where this time it is shaped like a forum, but with all but one of the chairs on the left side. Sitting in that chair is host Jon Molsh, while the others are still unseen}

Molsh: Welcome back to a special edition of our hopefully growing in popularity show "America's Totally Hated" At the very least, our execs will be happy tonight with the popularity of our guests, who share their experiences with the totally hated and discuss those still at large. They need no introduction, but I don't know how many of you have been in a cave for the last 3 years, so if there are any, I'll say meet....the Histerians!

{The H! gang is now seen sitting in front of Molsh}

Molsh: Welcome once again Histerians, including the one who mistook me for a guy named Walsh, whoever he is.

Pepper: Hey, I've moved on with my mistake, the least you can do is return the favor. Sheesh, what a grouch.

Everyone except Loud: HEY, THAT'S MY LINE!

Loud: Ah, in the mood to rip off catchphrases tonight, I see.

Charity: We're just saving you some breath there, dear.

Aka: And enough for her to take away after the show, I'll bet!

Molsh: All right, I shall now earn the trust of these two kids by asking you to stop right there, we have a show to do. Now, we left off discussing your recent sequel battle with Slim Berry.

Froggo: Of course we did, even we can't get in a bigger battle more worthy of discussion in a week or two.

Molsh: That's a wordy way of saying that feud took place a few weeks ago, isn't it? But anyway, I suppose preparation for the next showdown has begun, right?

Sammy: You know, being known as part of an action hero team gets extra publicity, but it overshadows your real job. I personally would like enough time to pass for people to remember I run a network myself.

Toast: In short, we need a break, host dude!

Molsh: Well, I can assure you any potential newcomers to your acquaintance who are watching tonight relished that statement, so I guess that break may have gotten less likely. Now, maybe you can help that theory become wrong by telling us about who you might think will show up next so our audience can find and catch them beforehand.

Smartytpants: Hmm, well last I heard that Stewie baby's still stuck inside that Phantom Zone thing, so we could dismiss that right away.

Miss Info: And that nagging doctor lady has been busy since that whole Judge Doom thing, so that's unfortunate for her callers and fortunate for us.

Chit: Oh, and all those former WB villains are probably too busy getting residual checks to bother us. And that goes for any past stars we haven't met yet too.

Father Time: Say Smartypants, you did destroy that alternate universe teleporter so those evil versions of us can't disturb our temporary peace, right?

Smartypants: You remind me that that Him guy is still too annoyed at us to face us again first and I'll tell you yes without worry.

Molsh: Good, you ran down the new most wanted list for me, I appreciate that. Now I can move on to other business, like asking you the question of what you think of your unlikely transformation from second rate comics to action stars.

Loud: Well, you start doing those kind of adventures too much and you turn into second rate action stars, that vastly impersonated Austrian guy knows that now. We would much rather like to slow down a bit and actually have some quality time between these struggles, which more and more will say are tacked on in the future. But then again, since we've faced the worst of humanity and robotics and won, whatever's left shouldn't be that bad, right guys?

Chit: {Nervous} Um, can we edit that comment in editing so less people will hear that, Mr Molsh?

Molsh: We're live Mr Chatterson, you should know since you pestered us about it so much, Mr "I want live air time to publicize my wonderful stuff"

Chit: Heh, oh yeah, what a, um, smart move by me.

{The screen then goes blank and we pan back to see the villains in front of a TV. E. Loud comes forward}

E. Loud: SO, TO THOSE WHO PREFERED ME GIVING A BIG SPEECH TO ANGER US UP ENOUGH TO DESTROY THEM, THERE'S YOUR MORE THAN ADEQUETE SUBSTITUTE!!

Other villains: Destroy!! Destroy!!

Stewie: Yes, destroy and whatever other words relate to our upcoming tearing of certain foes limb from bloody- preferably bloody- limb!!

Dr Laura: I hope those ninjas are having a good rest, it's the last they'll ever have until those immoral, arrogant brats are gone! {Laughs her annoying laugh}

Him: {feminine voice} Oh please, if those ninjas of yours had the capacity to be better would we be here? But then again, if I had just violated my formula for success and {evil voice} SET FIRE AND BRIMSTONE UPON THEM UNMERCILESSLY FROM THE START LAST TIME, WE'D ALL BE "CHILLING OUT" TONIGHT TOO!!! {F.V} But that's just my opinion.

Cave guy: Poor anger management aside, we can't set whatever you were talking about upon them without a good plan. And despite our peculiar character traits, together our intellects should be able to come with a good one.

E. Loud: FINALLY, SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME WHO GETS TO THE POINT!

E.S: Hey, you didn't let me speak to let me show off my quickness to the job at hand!

E. Loud: NEXT TIME, I PROMISE. NOW, LET'S OPEN UP THE FLOOR FOR SUGGESTIONS.

E.S: Why don't we get the public to kill them?

Stewie: I already try that on the Animaniacs, you ninny! Besides, no one is dumb enough to fall for that twice. (Pause) Of course, I could be wrong.

Dr. Laura: Well, don't bother using the "threaten the toons with dip so you get what you want but try to dip them already" trick. Doom had already done that.

Bane: Bah! I suggest we smashed them to bits! I want my revenge right now!

Alpha: May I asked why?

Bane: Remember the "Batman and Robin" movie from 1998?

Cave Guy: Ha! That stupid movie?! What a waste of time! It was so awful that I had to take control of the movie theater until they stopped showing it. Of course, I would have succeeded but Freakazoid got in the way.

Bane: Anyway, because of that flop, no one will take me seriously anymore. They think I am some sort of buffoon, but I am not!

Him: Let's get back to (evil voice) THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTION OF THE HISTERIANS!!!! (Feminine voice) I would suggest messing with their heads but I already did that, and you know I never repeat performances.

E. Loud: HOW ABOUT THAT RED GUY?

E.S: You mean Gossamer? He never talks. Only makes noises like a Frankenstein.

(Gossamer snorts)

E. Loud: WELL, I GOT AN IDEA THAT WILL DESTROY THEM ALL AT ONCE!

Dr. Laura: We are listening.

E. Loud: WELL, MY IDEA INVOLVES TRAPPING THEM IN A BUILDING PROTECTED BY A FORCE FIELD SO THEY CAN'T ESCAPED. THEN WE HUNTED THEM DOWN SEPARATEDLY AND CRUSH THEM LIKE A ****ING BUG!

Stewie: Ah yes. I am not sure we did that.

Cave Guy: Any more details?

E. Loud: YES. WE CHOOSE A HISTERIAN TO DESTROY. THE FORCE FIELD WILL BE BUILD BY THE EVIL SCIENTIST. (Nod to E.S.) THEN WE SENT THEM "FALSE INVITATIONS"...

Stewie: Happened already.

E. Loud: SHUT UP! ANYWAY, ONCE WE GET THE HISTERIANS INSIDE THE BUILDING, WELL YOU GUYS KNOW THE REST. HEH, HEH, HEH. NOW, CHOOSE WHO YOU WANT TO DESTROY, BUT MY GOOD SELF AND HIS GIRLFRIEND ARE MINE!!!

Dr. Laura: Whose shall we invite?

E. Loud: GEEZ, I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU ARE A DOCTOR AND YOU ARE ASKING THAT! WE INVITED THOSE HISTERIANS AND THEIR WRITERS TOO.

Him: Don't forget BB and his girlfriend. (Evil voice) I STILL HAD A SCORE TO SETTLE WITH THEM! (Feminine voice) And while you are it, invite Dr. Norman too.

E.S: Yes. He helped them before. He could pose a threat to us.

E. Loud: HE SHALL COUNT, DESPITE THE FACT HE IS A FRIEND IN MY WORLD. ANY ONE ELSE WE CAN TORTURE?

Cave Guy: Get that Nostradamus guy! Anyone who sounded like my foe I can't like!

E. Loud: GOOD. TOMORROW, WE WILL BEGIN OUR PLAN...AND THE DEATH AND DESTRUCTIONS OF THE HISTERIANS AND THEIR FRIENDS. AND THEN, WE SHALL RULE THIS WORLD.

Alpha: I supposed this is why you invited me?

Stewie: Yes...another chance to rule the world, since we can do it once the Histerians are gone.

Dr. Laura: There are always the other WB toons.

E. Loud: THAT'S WHY WE ARE FORMING THIS TEAM. TOGETHER, WE WILL DESTROY ANYONE WHO OPPOSES US!

Him: Finally, someone's better than (evil voice) THOSE IDIOTS WHO I TEAMED UP WITH!!!

E.S. If you mean Mojo Jojo, Fuzzy Lumpkins, and that princess girl, we already knew that.

Alpha: I shall help out. Any human who wants to help me conquer this puny planet is my ally.

E. Loud: GOOD. OUR TEAM SHALL BE CALLED...THE HISTERIAN HATERS LEAGUE. (Pause) HEY! ALL THE GOOD NAMES ARE TAKEN! NOW LET'S DO THE USUAL STUFF...LAUGH EVILLY!

(All the villains, especially Dr. Laura with her annoying laugh, laughs evilly. Fade out.)

{Fade to nighttime at the WB lot, then we go in the H! studio. Everyone including the writers, save for JusSonic, is just lying around}

WOW: Can we just get the mystery of if we're gonna be going to that party held for us soon, because I don't want to get into my usual rut and have to get out of it later.

Sammy: Good question, excluding the commentary. Shouldn't we be going there and enjoying the fame and glamour a party for us will bring?

Charity: Not if it's a rehashed plan by villains to lure us into a trap. Don't you remember how we got into that mess in D.C in the first place, we were suckered in by invitations.

Robert: But that set up your glorious redemption in the public and got you your main squeeze. Besides didn't you guys say on TV that all the villains left can't do anything?

Chit: You're all against good health, aren't you?

Loud: No, we're just wiser from experience, and we're not naive either. Why do you think we sent JusSonic out to check this place we're supposed to go to?

{JusSonic then walks right in}

JusSonic: Whoever wasn't expecting my arrival at that exact moment just won the not paying attention to tradition award. But you'll be forgiven if you weren't anticipating this. I picked up some fellow invitees on the trip back home you may recognize.

{A certain Charity obsessed writer and his lovely creation related to Charity then walk in}

Gang: B.B!! CHARITY'S COUSIN, FOR LACK FOR AN UNKNOWN FIRST NAME TO EVERYONE EXCEPT A FEW!

B.B: With that intro out of the way, I'll accept the rest of our kudos now please. {Everyone rushes to the two}

C.C: Well, I am certainly happy to see this, especially since certain people here didn't blab anything about me while I was gone.

Charity: They're not that awful, despite some very loud, wrong, and empty-headed testimony.

B.B: Speaking of which....

Loud: LET'S NOT AND SAY WE DID, ALL RIGHT? YOU MADE A GREAT EFFORT FOR PEACE WHEN HIM SHOWED UP, DON'T START THE PROCESS OF RUINING IT. BESIDES, SOMEONE OTHER THAN ME WOULD BEAT YOU UP FOR THAT.

B.B: Which is why we shall change the subject. What's this invitation we got in the mail for?

Aka: Probably a big hoax by a new master baddie, and Jus here was gonna tell us what his, or her, "hideout" looks like.

JusSonic: The trademark scary large house basically.

Lydia: Sorry, I faced enough scary stuff with that spider robot, so my night shall be spent right here.

B.B: You've made a lusty writer very happy.

Lydia: Hey! And they told me you reformed that naughty attitude!

B.B: I was talking about R6 since he'd be saying that anyway later on.

R6: Thanks, you did sum up my feelings quite well, returning chum.

Smartypants: Well, that clinches it, we're staying home. Though we're being too paranoid and possibly rejecting fans, we'll stay and weather the insults later. I'll call Nostradamus over here to tell him not to go and then I'll call Harry to do the same over the phone.

{Cut to the large, wide, three floor building that pretty much serves as the H! Haters hideout. Inside, everyone except Stewie, Bane, and Him are sitting around in a room}

Alpha: Where are those flesh creatures? You promised they'd show up, when would you be made correct, loud boy? And why didn't we capture those writers and that ripoff of your "girlfriend" when they looked around?

Cave Guy: We were waiting for everyone to show, but I suppose the large list of evil mistakes just grew by one. But before you yell at me for answering for you, Mr Kiddington, tell me where a few of our compatriots have gone to.

E.Loud: FIRST OF ALL, DO YOU THINK I'M SO DUMB TO THINK THAT I DON'T KNOW MY OWN ALTERNATE SELF GOOD ENOUGH TO KNOW HE MIGHT NOT GO FOR OUR PLAN?!

Dr Laura: Then why'd we do it, even though you're the one who did all the activity needed to take the blame for this, not me.

E.Loud: I WAS HOPING THEY'D BE SMART AND JUST SHOW UP INSTEAD OF BEING FORCED HERE. BUT OUR DEPARTED FRIENDS
ARE ABOUT TO MAKE THEM REGRET THAT.

{Back at the studio, the gang in hanging around, and this time Nostradamus is there too}

Nostradamus: I was right to think that baddies and no gooders would use an old plan just like they always do, so shut up doubters!

Toast: We'll have time to do that after we waste our lungs having a party of our own, prophet dude!

Pepper: AH HA, I feel great finally being able to relax again! {A doorbell is heard} Chit, don't say anything until I answer the door, please.

Chit: I'll be too busy preparing to finally make an impact in a battle scene to do that, so thanks anyway.

Froggo: Sheesh, you're so panicky you take the fun out of us proving you wrong. Almost.

{Pepper answers the door and sees a package on the ground- as a large shadow runs off in the distance}

Sammy: {Watching the shadow run} Hey, that looks like a large guy from a series based a comic from a long, long ways back. Oh well, I'll forget about that once I see our present.

{Sammy opens the package until we see what's in it: a small, metal baby seat. He holds it in his arms examining it}

Sammy: Hey, did that baby of ours use my credit cards for expenses again? Sheesh, he doesn't even have the courtesy to show up in our adventures and he thinks he can get rich off our name. Good thing for him that he was too good on the show for me to forgive that.

Voice: {British sounding} Yes, a baby was great on a show. But the wrong baby from the wrong show with the right plan is here instead to liven up the end of your lives!

{Sammy looks up in time to see Stewie Griffin jump off of the roof of the building and land on the chair. He then pushes a button below an armrest and the chair then lifts up into the air, flying}

Gang: STEWIE GRIFFIN!!

Stewie: Little late on the uptake, but a good show of surprise. I give it 3 stars.

Smartypants: How'd you get out of the Phantom Zone?! It's impossible without a nuclear bomb and we didn't send any in the sky this week!

Stewie: Does the logic of a good, brilliant foe matter as long as he shows up for thrills to ensue? And you're late in yours.

Nostradamus: Now I'm even more right! This is the most bittersweet correctness by myself I ever experienced, so shut up before you rub it in!

Stewie: Yes, you need time to be rubbed, but out instead of in, in your case. And on behalf of the HHL, I thank you for being scared of me enough to not notice a giant chemically enhanced man from a comic book breaking in and sneaking up behind you.

Miss Info: Well at least we won't be surprised when we turn around, I hate that part.

Voice: Sorry, I don't want to wait for that.

{Bane then shows behind the good guys and grabs them all in a crushing "hug". And although they're too busy being crushed to see this, Bane is also wearing a gas mask. Good thing too, because Stewie then pushes another button on his chair releasing gas headed the Histerians way. After a few seconds, they are out cold from it}

Stewie: Ah, refreshing to have gas not coming from a baby do the job just as well as them. {Pause} Oh, that horrible time trapped with that doofus patriarch of mine gave me his ability to use disgusting humor too well! Oh well, I can just use anger from that for the upcoming fight, so come Bane and let's get these heroes to the hideout for that process to begin.

{The villains and captives leave just as we see a cell phone inside the studio. And Harry Norman's voice is heard coming out of it}

Harry:{V.O}I hope I can thank Smartypants for forgetting to hang up his phone later after this new evil plot is stopped.

{Cut to Harry's office in Long Beach}

Harry: Though the prospect of facing another super genius is getting old for me, I have no choice but to take it on.

{High-pitched laughing is then heard}

Voice:{Feminine}Oh you mindlessly heroic and tacked on character. How dumb of you to rush to an event that you're already invited to. {Evil sounding} There's just a problem with the delivery that I intend to fix right now!

Harry: I have something in common with the kid TV watchers of America. I've heard that voice before.

Voice: {Feminine} Good for you. {Evil} Now see its owner for one second before your trip to the land of unconsciousness!

{Lobster like claws then appeared and fly towards Harry, grabbing him and pulling him out of the room. We only hear more laughing afterwards from the voice, and who it belongs to is quite obvious as well}

(QC to a room underneath the hideout. The writers and H! cast who been captured by Stewie and Bane had awoken.)

Toast: Dude, what happened?

Loud: We been captured by an old foe and that big guy from Batman.

B. B: Once again, the villains used tricks to trap us and put us (look around) wherever we are.

F. Time: Well, at least Harry is...

(Before he finishes, a portal appears overheard. Harry and a familiar person fell out onto the floor. They are okay.)

Everyone: Harry!

Harry: I am all right. But who fell...

H! writers: Niftnat!

Niftnat: Hey, guys.

Robert: What are you doing here???

Niftnat: I don't know. I got an invitation to some place, I wasn't going to go after what happened last time, when someone we knew grab me with a claw and...well, you probably can take a guess.

Aka: You mean Him is also involved?!

Harry: "Him is also involved"? What is going on here?!

Charity: We were going to stay at the studio, since it is obvious some villain wants to put us in a trap, when Stewie Griffin and a big guy from Batman captured us.

C. C.: Excuse me, cousin. His name is Bane.

Cho-Cho: You mean the buffoon from "Batman and Robin"?

Sammy: Obviously, that was Joel "What His Last Name's" idea.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

Miss Info: Okay, that info aside. Why did they kidnap us?

E. Loud: (V/O on speakers) BECAUSE I TOLD THEM TO!

Loud: Uh oh. I remember that voice anywhere. Hello Evil me.

E. Loud: (V/O) MISS ME?

F. Time: We don't. I thought Smartypants destroy the alternative universe teleporter so our evil versions won't pester us!

E. Loud: (V/O) GUESS WHAT? YOU ARE RIGHT! BUT MY SMARTYPANTS UPDATED OUR TELEPORTER SO WE CAN GO ANYWHERE BESIDES YOUR SMARTYPANTS'S TELEPORTER!

R6: Okay, it is official. I am freaked out now.

Lydia: That aside, why are you doing this?

E. Loud: (V/O) WELL, DUH, FOR REVENGE. MY ALLIES AND I WANT REVENGE ON YOU FOR DEFEATING US. I ALSO BOUGHT IN THREE NEW GUYS WHO ARE ALSO ITCHING TO KILL YOU.

Froggo: Allies...you mean you teamed up with some villains?

E. Loud: (V/O) YOU MET HIM, STEWIE, AND BANE ALREADY. AS FOR THE REST OF MY ALLIES, HEH HEH HE, THAT IS FOR ME TO KNOW AND YOU TO FIND OUT!

Nostradamus: Hey, Shut Up! Why am I here? The only time I ever helped these guys is during the 24 Hours marathon and when I told them about the huge spider thingie!

E. Loud: (V/O) A NEW PAL OF MINE WANTS YOU DEAD FOR HIS OWN REASONS. SO SHUT UP!

Nostradamus: Hey, don't go stealing my catch phrases!

E. Loud: (V/O) YOU ARE USELESS AS ALWAYS. IF YOU ALL WISH TO LIVE, I GOT A CHOICE FOR YOU.

Niftnat: Which is?

E. Loud: (V/O) SURELY YOU SEEN THE DOORS IN THE ROOM.

(Indeed, everyone finally notices that there are doors in the room they are in.)

Nifnat: We see them, and don't call me Shirley!

(Rimshot courtesy of...Pule Houser. Well, he hadn't been captured, so good for him!)

Pule: Hey!

(Back to fic)

E. Loud: (V/O) THERE ARE DOORS WITH YOUR NAMES. I SUGGESTED YOU GO DOWN THEM.

Charity: And what if we refused?

E. Loud: (V/O) THEN I WILL CLOSE THE DOORS AND FILL THE ROOM WITH POISONOUS GAS!

B. B: Geez, Loud. He is really your evil self.

Loud: No kidding!

E. Loud: (V/O) AND I ALSO SUGGESTED YOU GO DOWN THE DOORS WITH YOUR NAMES ON IT. OTHERWISE, I WILL FILL THOSE HALLWAYS WITH POISONOUS GAS ALSO!

WOW: Any other things you should tell us?

E. Loud: (V/O) I WOULD...BUT I WON'T! BUT THE ONLY THING I WILL TELL YOU THAT THEY ALL LEAD TO A ROOM WHERE WE SHALL CONFRONTED EACH OTHER FOR A FINAL CONFRONTATION(tm).

Robert: Why am I not surprised?

E. Loud: (V/O) WELL, BYE. BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU PROBABLY WON'T SURVIVE THE HALLS ANYWAY.

(He laughs evilly, as his voice disappears)

Miss Info: So what are we going to do?

Loud: I guess we have no choice.

Aka: He is probably lying!

Robert: It is best not to call his bluff unless it is a bluff.

Sammy: Then it is agreed. We go down the halls with our names on it.

(Everyone agreed and went down the halls with their names on it. Loud and Charity went in a door; Miss Info, Lydia, and Smartypants went in a door, Sammy and Chit went in a door; F. Time, WOW, and BFB (thought I forgot him, huh?) went in a door; The writers and C. C went in a door. Froggo and Aka went in a door; Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob went in a door; Harry...well you get the picture! QC to where all the villains are.)

E. S. Perfect! Let the hunt begin!

E. Loud: TIME TO ASSIGN YOU TO OUR VICTIMS. DR. LAURA, YOU GO AFTER THE GOOD VERSIONS OF MY FRIEND, MISS INFO, MR. SMARTYPANTS, AND LYDIA!

Dr. Laura: Wonderful. I was raring to use my ninjas. (Laughs her annoying laugh)

E. Loud: STEWIE, YOU GO AFTER THE OLD PEOPLE, AS WELL AS THAT BIG FAT BABY!

Stewie: Not my choice of victims, but I will do it anyway.

E. Loud: HIM, I KNOW ABOUT YOUR GRUDGE AGAINST THE WRITERS, AS WELL AS B.B'S GIRLFRIEND. SO YOU ARE ASSIGNED TO THEM.

Him: (F.V.) Good. Finally it is time to get revenge for them (E.V.) defeating and humiliating me in our last battle!!!

E. Loud: SAVE YOUR ANGER ON THE WRITERS AND THAT RIPOFF OF CHARITY. BANE, YOU GO AFTER THE WB EXECUTIVE AND THAT SALESMAN.

Bane: Finally, a chance to get my revenge on the WB for that flob, and I will start by destroying their lackies!

E. Loud: ALPHA, YOU GO AFTER THE FROG AND THE AFRICAN AMERICAN.

Alpha: Remind me of those humans from MIB. I will destroy them in case they might join!

E. Loud: CAVE GUY, YOU ARE AFTER THE PROPHET, THOSE TEENS, AND THE DOCTOR.

Cave Guy: Normally I would just destroy the prophet since he reminds me of Freakazoid, but the doctor and those teens will sound like extra credit.

E. S: Don't tell me. Me and Gossamer will take down the leftovers, right?

E. Loud: YES. AND DON'T WORRY ABOUT A DISADVANTAGE. ME, HIM, AND THE EVIL SCIENTIST MADE ROOMS FOR YOU TO "BEND" IN.

Him: (F.V.) Can we go (E.V.) or not?!

E. Loud: GO, AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU EITHER CAPTURED OR DESTROY YOUR TARGET!

(The villains left except for E. Loud. He activated allot of monitors. He then got out some popcorn and sit down.)

E. Loud: Now, while I wait for my good self and his girlfriend to appeared, I will entertained myself with allot of showings.

(He smiles evilly)

{Cut to the room with Cho-Cho and Lucky Bob}

Lucky Bob: Where are we going now?

Cho-Cho: I guess we just have to keep on walking and be prepared for any of those villains to show up.

Lucky Bob: Running away from villains? Oh, same as usual now, hi yo!

Cho-Cho: Never by ourselves though. You'd think with all the time we spend with professional bad guy defeaters, we'd be more prepared.

Lucky Bob: Don't know about you, but I'm prepared to kick can now!{Throws punches in the air until he hits himself in the face}

Cho-Cho: Thanks for, um, reassuring me Lucky Bob.

Lucky Bob: {Queasy} Welcome now.

{Unknown to them, a very small passageway on one of the walls open and a small metal fly comes out. Somewhere else in the room, the Scientist is watching a small monitor in his hand}

E.S: The kid does a good job losing himself, but never send your own enemy to do the work of an Evil Scientist. Now, be a good brainless ripoff of an annoying TV sidekick, and let me have your brain.

{Gossamer is now seen behind him and he growls quietly}

E.S: What's that whole mocking tone for, this is a good plan! That tiny device shall suck out the boy's brain, and the girl will be too distracted by his decreased intelligence to notice when we get her! {Gossamer growls again} How dare you ask if years of reclusive work have taken a toll on my sanity, this will work!

Lucky Bob: {On the monitor} On to victory with secret weapon of destructive dryer lint now!

E.S:{Pause}Okay, keep in mind you already rubbed my plan in enough already, so leave it be, it's been embarrassed enough. Fortunately I have a backup activity for my very little pretty to use.

{Back in the kids vicinity, a small laser comes out of the fly labeled in very tiny words "Shrink Ray" It aims at Lucky Bob}

Cho-Cho: Wait, why should we be that worried? These villains have been pushovers before and we got over any damage they did do very easily! Yes, and I could even have a chance to, as you said, kick can to impress potential customers for our garage of unsold stuff.{Is now in the area of the fly, which she still doesn't see}Ha, we can kill three birds with one stone, the evil plan, our lack of spotlight time, and impressing people by showing our styles later, this'll be great!

{With that last words she throws an upright punch in the air- which connects with the fly before it fires and it flies up and through the passageway it came through with the gas now spraying out of it missing the kids}

E.S: {Watching the now spiffy monitor} Hey, what did that pointless showboating do to my pretty?!

{Gossamer is now nearby where another small passageway is on the wall behind him. Of course, this happens to be where the busted up fly now comes out, spraying Gossamer as it crashes to the ground}

E.S: Rats, I had to follow the formula of asking a question which resulted in bad news for me a second later! {Pause} But at least it could be worse.

{He says this as he sees Gossamer shrink to about 1 foot tall, growling the whole way through}

E.S: Oh knock it off, you've been shrunk before and I fixed you nicely. {Gossamer growls again} If you're going to bring up just how long it took me, it proves you're quite the pessimist, and no pessimist ever got anywhere! {Another growl from Gossamer} Oh, find a hole to crawl into while I do some actual work!

{Cut to Froggo and Aka's hallway}

Aka: Okay, so let's look at it this way. All the really good baddies want Loud and his close company, and as much as we like them, we're not close enough to rank really high on his double's destroy right away list.

Froggo: So you think we'll get one of the lower do badders here, right?

Aka: Or at least once we say that, one of them will show up right away so we can do away with him or her now and get it over with.

Voice: Get it over with, just what I had in mind.

{The two turn to see Alpha holding up his alien weaponry}

Alpha: Ah, humans' ability to underrate opponents has paid off for me rather well. Now stand still so I can make this quick and try a tiny bit to not make this too painful.

Aka: Yo, aren't you Alpha from "Men In Black"???

Alpha: I am him.

Froggo Don't you usually bothered them instead of us?

Alpha: Normally you are right, but I decided to begin my day with Frog Legs and a side dish!

(He shoots at them. Froggo and Aka manage to avoid being hit.)

Alpha: Stand still, puny humans!

Aka: Yo, what the dilly-o!

Alpha: I will show you what the "dilly-o" is when my species take control of your puny planet!

(Froggo and Aka look nervous as Alpha continues shooting at them. QC to where Miss Info, Lydia, and Mr. Smartypants are.)

Lydia: I hate to ask, but is it wise to separate from the others?

Mr. Smartypants: Normally you would be right, but Loud's evil self would kill us with poison if we don't do this.

Miss Info: Beside, if any of his allies show up, we will give them the same treatment we gave Slim.

Voice: Once again, toons had harmed an innocent bystander.

(The threesome looked around to see...)

Miss Info: I thought the voice was all too familiar. Hello, Dr. Laura.

Dr. Laura: Hello annoying three who gave kids wrong info and annoyed people.

Lydia: So this is the lady who gave you all that trouble with Doom.

Mr. Smartypants: Let me guess, you are working with E. Loud?

Dr. Laura: Yes, and this time I will prevail! Get them!

(Her ninjas appeared with new weapons in their hands. They looked like they are planning to kill them.)

Dr Laura: Like my new weaponery for my eternally mocked acquaintances? As you'll see in your final few seconds, they're quite improved from before.

Mr Smartypants: Guess what, doc?

Dr Laura: Ah, spending your end playing guessing games I see.

Mr Smartypants: Just for that, I won't answer my question and I'll keep you in suspense until I'm done here.

{Smartypants then jumps in the air in front of the ninjas- and while he's up he kicks three of them in the head. He lands as the ninjas look in shock, enough shock to not notice him grab one of the ninjas legs and push him down, knocking down another ninja in the process. Smartypants then goes to work in performing kung fu stuff on all the other ninjas until they're all knocked down}

Smartypants: {Catching his breath} Okay, the suspense ends now. Guess what? I prepared myself too, thanks to all those material arts tapes I rented.

Miss Info: He was getting pretty tired of just being the guy who gives out weapon stuff and stuff, so he trained himself to give out the whomping of bad guys you just saw.

Lydia: But violent and disturbing tactics aside, the other good people here don't need training to defeat the only one he didn't knock down.

Dr Laura: I'd love to "hang around" and find out what that means, but I have regrouping to do. So long, morality's foes!

{Dr Laura gets out a rope and a remote and presses a button on said remote, but nothing happens}

Dr Laura: Hey, what gives?! A door was supposed to open on the roof and I would use this rope to climb up it, hence the hang around pun! Why is my pun not being brought to life?!

Miss Info: I guess the fates wanted to prove Lydia's joke right first.

Lydia: Yep, if you watched one of those Strange Coincidence shows you'd know we're quite good at physical stuff together. Allow us to show you.

{The two then run and jump high into the air, spin around, and then land- right on top of Dr Laura}

Dr Laura: {Weak} Ah, gymnastics, there's a topic I keep forgetting to preach and moan about. {Faints}

Mr Smartypants: I think we've got ourselves a hostage here. I mean, leaving her here would be a mistake since she'll wake up angry and ready to kill us, but not if we have her unable to do that.

Miss Info: Um, yeah, let's do whatever you were hinting at, Smarty.

Smartypants: {Picks up Dr Laura} Good, then let's go with the fear of danger gone for the next few minutes!

Miss Info: Um, what I said a second ago.

{The three with Laura in tow walk off- but they don't notice the ninjas are waking up as they do so}

Ninja: Hey, they have our boss! Let us plan for revenge!

Ninja 2: Should we really, I mean this isn't the most healthy job to be in you know.

Ninja: It will be more profitable though if we succeed in retrieving our employer. And I have the perfect idea to do it.

{Cut to Sammy and Chit's hallway}

Chit: Well, I'm not worried, I mean, you produce lots of action flicks Mr Melman, so you should have taken up moves and tactics to defeat bad guys in times like this, right? Right?

Sammy: If I answered you, I'd have to deal with your doom and gloom whining for the rest of the trip, so I'm saying nothing. Besides, I'm doing the whining for the both of us here.

Voice: Then whine for me, whine in your final hour!

{The two turn, and then scream, to see Bane behind them}

Sammy: Heh heh, hi there Bane, say, residual checks from our previous meeting still holding up?

Bane: That would be one thing that will "hold up" at the end of the day. Your legs on the other hand...

{Sammy and Chit gulp as Bane moves closer}

Sammy: I hope Mr Schmaucher joins me soon when he realizes his bad product helped lead to my demise.

Bane: Joel Schmaucher?! Before I kill you, can you tell me where he is so he can join you?

Sammy: Um, he's right here in this hallway, yeah that's it, we had him brought in here as a surprise so we'd know how to deal with you.

Chit: That's impossible, how could we have done that?! {Sammy elbows him} Geez, the thanks I get for being logical.

Sammy: Comment you should ignore aside, aren't we small potatoes compared to the guy who decided to ruin the Batman series just as you showed up? He must really hate you if he decided to be awful in your movie and not in the last one.

Chit: But the third one was awful too, and I hated those two villains in it, they certainly didn't have any material to spoof and mock like the other Batman baddies! {Sammy elbows him again} What is your obsession with hurting my left arm?

Sammy: Hey, I think I saw that evil, nasty, more deserving of pain for reducing a great, strong villain to mockery right down there behind you!

Bane: All right, it's time to cut and print your final reel, director man! {Bane runs away}

Chit: Um, won't he be furious with us when he doesn't find that guy?

Sammy: That's what legs are for my good man, let us use them quickly and fastly! {Runs off}

Chit: Well, it's about time someone gave me a complement for once! {Runs off as well}

(QC to where the writers and Mar...I mean Charity's cousin is at. The room had some sort of maze.)

Niftnat: Great, I supposed we had to go through a maze in order to get to the Final Confrontation(tm) room where Loud's evil self is at.

JusSonic: Say, robert, isn't it strange that we used the (tm) in Final Confrontation(tm)?

Robert: Hey, that's how it works at Toonzone.net.

(They go into the maze. The door they went in closes.)

R6: Don't tell me, this is a trap, right?

Familiar voice: (feminine) Oh you are definitely (evil) RIGHT!

(A bunch of smoke appeared overheard. Him's head appear.)

BB: Great, we just had to get Him.

Him: (feminine) That's right. I got you where I want you and this time (evil) you won't have your friends or a mob to help you this time!!!

CC: I supposed you still want to destroy us for making a fool out of you, huh?

Him: **** right! (Feminine) In order to escape my maze, you have survived it. I won't say what will await you. (Evil) That would be giving it away!

JusSonic: We better get through this or Him would probably kill us.

(The fivesome went through. As they go through the maze, nasty creatures suddenly pop out of the ground.)

Niftnat: Yikes!

Robert: What the heck?!

Him: (V/O; feminine) This is one of my new features...zombies! (Evil) Now, kill hem!!!

(The zombies attacked the heroes. The good guys found a passageway to go through. CC finally fell...and grab an edge of a hole. She almost fell in.)

CC: BB!!

(BB ran to try to pull her out. Suddenly, lizard-like warriors appeared with swords.)

R6: Uh oh. Oh ****.

JusSonic: You are glad Lydia isn't here to hear that.

(QC to the headquarters room where E. Loud is at. He laughs evilly, while watching Him's men attacking the writers.)

E. Loud: GOOD, HIM APPEARS TO BE DOIN G WELL! I HOPETHE EVIL SCIENTIST AND DR. LAURA IMPROVED.

(He took a look one of the monitors. Alpha is still shooting at Froggo and Aka.)

E. Loud: I SEE THAT ALPHA NEEDS TO IMPROVE HIS SHOOTING. NO MATTER. (Pause) THIS CALL FOR A PIZZA!

(He took out a cellphone and dialed a number)

E. Loud: (into cellphone) Yeah, Cheesy Stan's? Do you delivered? Good. I will take everything with everything on it. Sent it to 333 Scary Lane. Put it in the slot and your money will be on the doormat.

(He hanged up.)

E. Loud: LET'S SEE HOW CAVE-GUY IS DOING.

(QC to where Nostradamus, the teens, and Harry are at. The room appears to have frozen over.)

Toast: Dude, this place is like cold!

Pepper: Totally coolie-cool! Get it?! (Laughs maniacally)

Nostradamus: Okay, Shut Up! Something bad is going to happen!

Harry: Like when you refused to fight John Edward?

Nostradamus: Shut Up about that! I predict that a big nasty guy will appear.

Voice (as if you didn't know): You know, you are right!

(As usual, our heroes found the source of the voice)

Cave-Guy: Now face one of Freakazoid's nastiest foes!

Nostradamus: I was right! Shut Up!

Cave-Guy: Arrgh! You keep reminding me of Freakazoid! Die, Freakazoid wannabe!

{Back in Alpha's room, Alpha is still shooting at Froggo and Aka}

Alpha: Why am I still doing this?! Logically one of these highly advanced lasers would have pierced your fleshy flesh, it's just common sense! Just as it's common sense that I can't use this much firepower without it soon running out! {Fires the lasers again but this time nothing comes out} Stupid Earth clichés working against me!

Froggo: {Walking over to Alpha} Say, you're in a situation I'm used to being in, wanting stuff to borrow to use for your own purposes.

Alpha: Borrow, now there's a word we two species differ on about it's meaning. Now get to the point before my mind thinks of new ways to torment you.

Froggo: My connections to the movie business give me access to movie technology smart aliens like you can probably turn into real weapons. And since it's summer time and it'll be explosion after explosion showing in theaters, there'll be plenty of things to choose from.

Alpha: Interesting...that is if I hadn't taken the liberty of "borrowing" some stuff from the set of that new film about my old "friends" already. Mind a quick demonstration?!

Froggo: Mind wondering why you're only talking to one kid?

Alpha: What kind of last words are those?

{Alpha walks towards Froggo- but he then trips, and we now see that his legs have been tied together by a blue ribbon. As he tries to get up his hands are grabbed by someone and tied together with another blue ribbon. Guess who that someone is}

Aka: Ha, even against aliens the old being distracted while damage is being done behind your back trick works every time. I knew those spare ribbons would come in handy, and I guess that'll teach you to mock a girl's thoroughness in fashion, huh Froggy?

Froggo: I'd like to do that a few hundred feet away from the E.T if possible. {The two run off}

Alpha: Link me and that cutesy pansy together, will you? I guess you love giving me reasons to have you in 32 pieces around this room too!

{In Dr Laura's room, the doc is waking up as she's still being carried by Smartypants}

Dr Laura: What is this? Put me down and stop delaying your end!

Smartypants: Okay, I'll put you down. I just hope you can fit inside my little living space.

Lydia: If you weren't evil I'd pity you for where you're going into.

Voices: No pity needed for things she won't do!!!

{Smartypants looks up to see the ninjas jumping in the air a second before they all land on him. After a few seconds, Dr Laura gets out of the pile and so does Smartypants}

Smartypants: You guys sure love punishment. All right, here you guys go for defeat number whatever countless number you're up to.

{Smartypants gets ready to attack- but yet again a pile of ninjas jump on him}

Miss Info: Hey, what's that for? These guys always attack one at a time, never all at once!

Ninja: Like answering your own questions do you? Good to do that while you have the time.

{The two good ladies are ready to attack, but then another group of ninjas swarm all over them. And since it's not a one at a time affair like the other ninja battles, the women are subdued this time as the evil woman laughs her painful laugh}

Dr Laura: Finally! You sure know how to pick a good time to grow a brain. The shoe's on the other foot now, servants of the immoral one. {Smartypants and the women are carried by the ninja to Dr Laura} Now let's figure out just how to kick it.

{In Cave Guy's room, the scientist, prophet, and teens are running away from the villain}

Toast: Hey, isn't this a good time for you to make with the seeing of the future so we know how to beat this guy, psychic dude?

Nostradamus: Hey, even us psychics can have times when we draw blanks, so shut up!

Pepper: We're gonna die! Although all we're doing is running and this guy hasn't even fired a weapon yet, we're still gonna die, AH HA HA!!

Harry: Thanks, that bit of paranoia gave me more of a reason to try this little idea of mine out!

(Our heroes ran around a corner. Cave-Guy ran around also, but to his surprise, they disappeared.)

Cave-Guy: What on earth?! Where are they?!

Toast: (V/O) Right here, dude!

(Cave-Guy looks around and see the group he's after)

Cave-Guy: Ah-ha! Gottcha!

(The villain throws a fist...and ends up breaking them?!)

Cave-Guy: Huh?!

(The "group" he attacks is actually a mirror.)

Harry: (V/O) No, we are over here!

(The villain sees them in the other part of the room and attacked again. And he breaks another mirror)

Cave-Guy: What is going on here?!

(He keeps hearing their voices and keep attacking mirrors. He now looks confused)

Cave-Guy: This is starting to confuse me!

Toast: (V/O) Good, then you don't mind me doing this!

(Cave-Guy turns around...just in time to receive a punch from Toast! Toast used karate moves to knock Cave-Guy out)

Pepper: Oh, Toast! You are soooo awesome! (Hugs her boyfriend)

Toast: Thanks. All that work at that academy place really pays off!* (*-Referred to "Chan's the Man" story in Toonzone.net)

Harry: Good thing I saw those mirrors earlier and decided to used them.

Nostradamus: Okay, shut up! I predicted that he is going to wake up soon! So let's leave before that predicament come true! Shut Up!

Toast: Yeah, we better!

(The group ran off; we go to another part of the villains' hideout where our favorite oldies and baby is at.)

WOW: Okay, if I didn't know any better, I say that this is probably a trap!

(Sure enough, bars appeared in the door they came in at and blocked their way out.)

F. Time: You are right. So whom are we facing? Him? Dr. Laura? That Bane guy?

Stewie (V/O): Wrong on all counts!

BFB: Goo goo gee gee?

(Suddenly, a big robot appears in the room. It looks like Stewie Griffin, but more nastier)

WOW: What on earth? Since when that Stewie found a way to turned himself into a robot?!

F. Time: I doubt he did that!

Stewie: (V/O) That's right! This is Griffino Mach 3, which I am controlling through remote control! This is a new version of the ones I used against the Warners siblings and their allies in the past!* (*=Referred to "Warner Academy 2: The Infant Strikes Back" and "A Very Wakko Thanksgiving")

F. Time: Uh, isn't that robot been overused?

Stewie: (V/O) So sue me. Oh wait, you can't when you are dead! Destroy them, Griffino!

(Griffino begins to attack the group; QC to where E. Loud is at. He is watching Stewie's efforts with evil joy)

E. Loud: AT LEAST, STEWIE IS STARTING TO DO BETTER. (We hear ringing; E. Loud looks annoyed and answered his cellphone) WHAT?!

Dr. Laura (V/O on cellphone) I got my group I was assigned to.

E. Loud: (laughing evilly) GOOD! BRING THEM TO THE MAIN ROOM AND LOCKED THEM UP! (Hangs up) I MIGHT CONSIDER USING THIS AGAINST MY FOES. BY THE WAY, THEY ARE GOING TO BE HERE IN 2 MINUTES. (Smiles evilly) I BETTER BE "PREPARED". (Laughs evilly; Pause) Where's my pizza?!

(Cut to where our writers are at; they are still surrounded by the zombies and the lizard creatures. BB is still trying to get CC out.)

R6: Great. What on earth are we going to do now?!

Nifnat: Wait! I got something!

(He quickly took out what appeared to be a cross. He then shows it to the zombies, making them back off. Note: I don't know if Niftnat goes to church or not, so don't flame me!)

Robert: What are you doing?

Niftnat: I heard that the lord is effective against the zombies.

BB: Great, can you find a way to get rid of the lizards while I get CC out?!

Niftnat: I can't hold them both off!

Voice: Pika!

Everyone (but JusSonic and the villains): What the?!

(Something came out of JusSonic's backpack that he is wearing. It is...)

Writers (but JusSonic): Pikachu?!

Pikachu: Pika!

(He jumps out of JusSonic's backpack.)

R6: What is he doing here?

JusSonic: Heh heh...I sorta bought him along in case I need him. (Pause) Look, he is my favorite Pokemon, okay?! If you guys don't like it, I can leave!

Robert: Okay, okay. We are just surprised. That's all.

CC: Do you mind getting him to help?!

JusSonic: Okay. Pikachu, thunderbolt the zombies and lizards, now!

Pikachu: Pika!

(Pikachu uses his thunderbolt attack. It destroyed the zombies and made the lizard creatures ran off.)

JusSonic: Good job, little guy! (To writers) See, he and his friends are useful for something after all!

Niftnat: All right, already!

(BB got CC out of the hole. After all, they went back into going through the maze. JusSonic instructed Pikachu to zap any creatures they encountered. To make it short, they got out of the maze.)

JusSonic: Told ya!

Robert: Thanks anyway, little guy. Even though the Toonzone.net people doesn't think so.

Pikachu: Pika!

(Before they leave, however, a puff of smoke appears...and so does Him!)

Him: (feminine) Well, well. It appears you got out of the maze. (Evil) And with a stupid Pokemon's help as well!!!

Pikachu: (angrily) Pika!

Him: (feminine) You face the maze and succeed. (Evil) Now face me!)

(Him then transforms into his form he used in "The Anniversary Guest". The writers and CC gulped.)

Robert: Um, perhaps we were a bit too harsh on you earlier. Say, did I mention those boots look great on you?

B.B: Coward! Come on, we're writers, ours would be lives are spent thinking of ways to get our friends out of battle scenes like this!

JusSonic: Yes, but you're probably a little rusty with all your break time, so you saying that doesn't help.

Him: {Feminine} No it doesn't. Neither does [very deep E.V} THIS!!!!

{Him raises his claws and smashes the ground below with them, causing all the humans to fall down hard, while Pikachu flies far away from the quake. Him then picks them up, raises his claw again, and throws them to the ground- only now a trampoline has appeared and they fly up into the air, then are caught by Him who then dribbles them on the trampoline for a couple of seconds}

Him: [Deep E.V] You know, victory isn't much to celebrate if you're not having fun. Consider that problem solved for me. [Laughs] But enough games, the finishing off begins now!

{The trampoline disappears and Him once again picks the humans up- not noticing that one of them, Nifnat, is not among them}

JusSonic: Ow, ugh, and whatever painful words are needed. Hey, might as well get one more inside joke before the end, right? Fitting way to go, right?

Him: Fitting, maybe. The end- DEFINATELY!!! {He starts squeezing them but then he stops after a second} Wait, what's that funny feelings in my right leg?

B.B: I don't know, but it's certainly something to think about and something to put all thoughts of murder away.

Him: The tickling I'm- ha ha- feeling doesn't- ha- help either! Ha ha!

CC: Hmm, you writers can be clever. And I won't let you waste time guessing why and making fun of yourselves while doing so and point out that one of us is missing.

Robert: Oh, Nifnat you devil, going into his giant boot and tickling the devil incarnate. Ha, I made a joke that's actually funny!

Him: Ha ha- the jokes- ha ha-stop now, my- hahahaha- foes!

{Him continues to laugh and is now jumping up and down from the tickling apparently going on. This goes on until he lets the writers drop and then falls to the ground a second later. Once he does we se Nifnat comes out of one of Him's giant high heels}

Nifnat: Well, if medals for bravery and facing horrible sights aren't won for that, what's the need for medals anymore? {Pause} Hey, I'm new at this, so I can use that as an excuse for my lines, right?

CC: I'm glad we're still alive, although B.B won't find a better excuse than being crushed by claws to not say goodbye to me.

R6: He's the lucky one, at least his loved one was around at the time! That's the last time my beloved isn't 10 feet away from me!

JusSonic: I think we should get 10 feet away from something else now, fellows.

{We now see Him shrinking back to normal size and as He does and as He starts to wake up, the writers run off}

Him: {F.V} Clever writers. Clever, would be witty writers. {E.V} Clever, would be witty, about to be piles of blood covered mush writers!! Now, let's see what tickling can do against pure, heck born fire!!

{Him starts to blow fire out of his mouth until he sees Pikachu coming up to him}

Him: {F.V} Ah, yes, the beloved mascot and best selling figure of a merchandise craze I like for bringing the worst in children at their parent's expense. But in shorter terms, I'll just call you {E.V} hostage!

{Him grabs Pikachu- but the electricity coming out of his body which strikes Him as a result indicates that was a big mistake}

Him: {Dazed} Ah, so that's what it feels like to have a stupid idea. {He falls down again}

Pikachu: Pika, pika pi, pika, pikachu. {Translation: I wish the writers other than the one who likes me had the ability to eat their words rather than type them}

{Pikachu runs off to join said writers. Back in Stewie's room, Griffino Mach 3 has the old people and young person on the run}

Stewie: {V.O} Surrender geriatrics and my disgusting peer! My robot is invulnerable against anything I though you might come up with!

WOW: Which is?

Stewie: {V.O} Oh please, I was born a year ago, not yesterday! And I'll be dead in about 100 years, not today, unlike some people.

Father Time: {Holding BFB} We won't follow that last example! {Griffino marches right towards them} Well, not if the method of running away and diving like cowards has a say in this!

{The oldies run off as Griffino fires his laser at them. They dive out of the way and its the process, Father Time drops BFB. He them bounces high up into the air and heads right for Griffino, and lands right on it's head, causing it to fall down to the ground}

Stewie: {V.O} Hey, I didn't think that would happen, and if I didn't, then it can't happen! Why did it anyway?!

WOW: I guess you can chalk it up to overdue heroism for our little friend here.

Stewie: {V.O} I suppose so. Celebrate now, my friend, because your party is 2 seconds away from its horrific end!

{Stewie then comes into the scene on top of his flying chair. He then jumps off of it and lunges for BFB. He then pushes him, but he just bounces back up and knocks Stewie down. Stewie then gets up and tries to pick BFB up, but he can't even hold on to him, let alone hold him up}

Father Time: Okay, this is sad enough, can we do the parental like punishment for the little psycho now?

WOW: I thought you'd never ask. Honestly, I did. Anyway, come here bad boy, your rear needs a good long meeting with Mrs hand now.

Stewie: {Catches his breath} All right, all right fine. Even I know when to admit defeat...usually!!

{Stewie jumps up and onto Father Time's shoulders. He then grabs his beard with one hand and takes out some scissors with the other}

Stewie: Nobody moves {holds the scissors next to the beard} or the beard gets it! Say goodbye to his mark of identification and his only real source of humor otherwise!

Father Time: You horrible little snot nosed brat, you wouldn't!

Stewie: Well that bad threat and inaccurate comment on my nose doesn't help my mood much, I must say.

{Cut back to E. Loud's lair as he is watching this on a monitor and scarfing his pizza down}

E. Loud: EXCELLENT!! FIRST I GET TO MAKE THE DELIVERY GUY LITERALLY WISH HE WAS DEAD FOR BEING LATE WITH MY FOOD, AND NOW STEWIE GETS A NICE RECOVERY!! ONLY ONE THING COULD MAKE IT BETTER! {Looks over at another monitor to see Loud and Charity nearing the end of a hallway} And that thing has arrived for my pleasure to destroy right on time.

(QC to the end of Loud and Charity's hallway. They stopped near the door and paused)

Charity: Loud?

Loud: Yeah?

Charity: I am worry.

Loud: Let me guess...it might be a trap that we would get into right?

Charity: Yes...

Loud: Look, we got to go into there and defeat my evil self and his allies once and for all! And then we will figure out a way to keep him in his world forever.

Charity: What I don't like that he may have gained an advantage over us by keeping us from our friends.

Loud: Let's go in and hope our friends succeed.

(Charity nodded and they went into the doorway. QC to where Stewie is still holding Father Time's beard hostage. WOW thought of something.)

WOW: Hey, I just realized something.

Stewie: Your willing to give up, right?

WOW: That...and I think I seen the Animaniacs gang, including the people who defeated you last time over there.

Stewie: What?! (Let go of F. Time's beard, jumps down and took out his ray gun and looked everywhere.) Where?! I will destroy them for trapping me in the Phantom Zone with that doofus in the first place!

F. Time: Oh they are right...here!

(Stewie turned around...just in time to get a punch from F. Time. It was so strong, it knocked him out.)

F. Time: Heh, I am glad I had my milk! (Note from author: Does the body good)

WOW: Yeah, yeah...let's go. And take this dope with us.

(F. Time picks up the unconscious Stewie and went with WOW and BFB. QC to the main chamber. Loud and Charity are in there now. They are looking around when...)

E. Loud: (V/O) LOOKING FOR ME?!

(Loud jumped. He turns to Charity...who disappears!)

Loud: WHAT THE...?!

E. Loud: (V/O) TURN AROUND, STUPID!

(Loud turned around again...and is shocked to see Charity locked in a cage, along with Miss Info, Lydia, and Mr. Smartypants. E. Loud is next to them in his seat. The empty pizza boxes are next to him.)

Loud: What happened to you guys?!

Lydia: The witch captured us.

Charity: Let me guess...Dr. Laura?

Miss Info: Yep.

E. Loud: NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOUR FINAL CONFRONTATION(tm)!

Loud: WAIT! I THOUGHT WE WOULD SUPPOSE TO DO THAT WHEN ALL OF US ARE HERE!

E. Loud: WE ARE! WE ARE IN HERE, WHILE MY ALLIES WILL BE FACING YOUR ALLIES OUT THERE!

Loud: YOU LYING PSYCHO!

E. Loud: (mocking) DON'T TALK TO YOURSELF LIKE THAT. PEOPLE WILL THINK YOU ARE CRAZY! NOW THEN...DIE!

(E. Loud then stood up. He, to our surprised, rockets toward Loud, knocking him down. He stands up again, revealing that he is wearing a rocket pack on his back.)

Loud: THAT IS RIPOFF FROM STAR WARS!

E. Loud: THAT, AND THIS!

(E. Loud fires something at Loud. A pair of chains wrap around Loud's hands.)

E. Loud: LET'S GO FOR A RIDE!

(E. Loud laughs evilly as he turns on his rocket pack again. He flies off...dragging Loud with him. QC to another part of the hideout. Everyone else but Miss Info, Smartypants, and Lydia had arrived.)

Toast: Dude, we are here...but where is Loud, Charity, Lydia, Miss Info, and Smartypants?

Aka: Yo, what the dilly yo is going on here?!

Niftnat: My guess is that the others are somewhere else.

Froggo: Say...what is he doing here?

(Froggo points to Pikachu)

Cho-Cho: Normally, he or his cohorts would appear when there are new episodes of Pokemon to be made.

(Everyone but the writers looked at Sammy)

Sammy: What? Good idea thought, but that is usually Kellner's idea, not mine.

JusSonic: I brought him, and if you don't like it...

Harry: On second thought, let's not go through the speech please.

Dr. Laura (V/O) Yes, let's!

(Everyone turned around and saw the remaining villains (except Him) in the room with them)

Dr. Laura: Now that your friends been "detained" at the moment, we shall get down with the business of destroying you!

Bane: Make me believe the fool responsible for ruining me is here, will you?! That makes me want to destroy you more!

Alpha: I will get revenge for that trip your two friends pull.

Cave Guy: Face my wrath for that trick your friends pulled!

(Stewie wakes up. He bites F. Time's hand, making him let him go. The little tyrant ran to his allies)

Stewie: Let's! And let's hurry so I can get to my other group of foes I hated!

E. S: Gossamer is really upset with them this time!

(Gossamer is back to his normal self. He roars very angrily)

Pikachu: Pika!

(Pikachu runs in front of the good guys, defending them)

Stewie: What the...what is that twit doing here?

(Pikachu looks angry at this comment)

Dr. Laura: He may be cute, but he and that idiotic show of his are annoying.

(Pikachu is now even angrier)

Stewie: I don't know why Mr. Plotz wants me to catch the Warners so they won't interfered with his plans. Anything made by Japan is stupid.

(Pikachu is ****** now. Alpha is making fun of Pikachu now)

Alpha: Hey who am I?

Bane: Stupid?

Alpha: No, I am Pikachu!

Bane: What is the difference?

(The villains are now laughing at Pikachu. Pikachu looks really, really angry now. JusSonic looks worry)

JusSonic: Uh oh...when Pikachu is like that, I know what is coming.

Cho-Cho: Which means...?

JusSonic: Hit the deck!

(The good guys ran to hide. The villains stopped laughing when they notices Pikachu's angry look)

Cave-Guy: Hey, what is he...

Pikachu: PIKA----CHUUUUU!!!!!!!

(Pikachu performs a powerful Thunder attack. It hits the villains sending them flying)

Stewie: Not again!

(They disappeared into the sky. The good guys paused. Then they went over to Pikachu, thanking him)

Toast: Yo, that was awesome, dude!

Robert: You know, after that, I guess I must have misjudged you.

(Pikachu falls down)

JusSonic: Uh oh...Pikachu is weak. When Pikachus uses up too much electricity, they sometimes faint.

Chit: So what can we do?

JusSonic: I will carry him for a while.

(JusSonic picks up his favorite Pokemon.)

JusSonic: You okay, little buddy?

(Pikachu wakes up)

Pikachu: (weakly) Pika.

JusSonic: You are going to be okay.

Froggo: Okay...that aside; let's go help our friends!

(The heroes cheered and ran to find their friends. QC to the main chamber. E. Loud is laughing while Loud is forcefully flying anywhere, hitting the walls while E. Loud is flying. Finally, E. Loud lands with Loud hits the pavement. E. Loud walked over to his good self, grabs his neck, and took out a knife)

E. Loud: Well, it's been fun...but time to end this!

(Charity looked at this in horror)

Charity: No!

F. Time (V/O): Same here!

(E. Loud looks startled. He saw the good guys had shown up.)

R6: We saw what you are doing. Let go of your prisoners right now!

E. Loud: YOU HAD TO FACE ME FIRST!

Aka: You and what army, ugly?

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

(A crash is then heard. The villains from earlier felled in. They got up and prepared to fight.)

Stewie: Why us, of course.

(Him then appears)

Him: (feminine) Yes...(Evil) Now die!

Dr Laura: The powerful but morally sick looking devil guy is right, but why should you get to run around for pointless exercise during your final moments? Let us fix that problem.

{The ninjas jump into the scene}

Ninja: Ha, who's laughing and mocking us now?

R6: Maybe not now, but give me one second to think of something.

Ninja: With our new not waiting one at a time to strike technique that second will be short!

Miss Info: But it's not new, you showed me, Lyds and Smarty a while back, and doesn't something need to have never been seen by anyone to be new?

Ninja: Well, I guess I was too busy gloating over your deaths to think of something better.

Toast: I'll say. I mean, a second will be too short? A second is pretty short anyway dude, I waste them all the time so I should know.

Ninja: Isn't this a pretty poor way to delay your demise? At least have some dignity in your last moments.

Father Time: {V.O} Thanks, but our no dignity ways have served us well and have just done so again!

{The ninjas turn around to see the majority of the H! cast right behind them, having sneaked up during that discussion}

Sammy: We'll worry about the certain suit from those famous siblings later, but for now...attack!

{The cast jumps on the ninjas, and although the ninjas are in a group like before, so are the good guys. And the heroes are the better fighters, so they do away with them in a minute}

Chit: Well that was fun! Painful and bruise forming, yes, but mass fighting isn't as horrible as you guys made it sound after all.

Dr Laura: Not yet anyway.

Harry: Um, unless the other villains are joining in now, it's about 15 against 1, so that kind of proves you wrong out of sheer logic.

Bane: Let's prove him wrong right now, let us, or just me, in there!

Dr Laura: No! I want this victory on my own, for the somewhat illogical but undeniably thrilling answer as to why I got to teach so many ninjas! They may not have been the best, but they sure learned from it.

{Dr Laura takes a karate pose and being jumping all around the room and flipping around like Yoda at the end of Episode II, kicking a few of the adults in the process}

Smartypants: All right then, I'll let Mills Lane's catch phrase speak for itself if this action doesn't.

{Smartypants and Dr Laura then proceed to create the ultimate martial arts fight scene [which is also another excuse for us to plead to have these fics made into live action so this could be made more exciting than it's written] Anyway, when it's done the two gasp and catch their breath}

Smartypants: Learned well, you have. Oops, sorry for that misuse of grammar there, I mean that you learn well. Then again you're not the learner here and...

Dr Laura: Be quiet and fall like a good disturbing goodness foe!

{Dr Laura screams and jumps high into the air to kick Smartypants...but Smartypants then runs for a second and is now right below Laura, who then proceeds to fall in his, well, you know}

Smartypants: Ah, took a while, but I finally have you in...

Lydia: Go any further and you'll wish the doc finished you off.

Smartypants: We'll discuss that after this. {He then dives completely into his pants, then some fighting sounds are heard and then Dr Laura is thrown out of the pants, completely beaten}

Dr Laura: Ah...I can't even think of a good wrap up line.

E. Loud: THAT'S IT, WE WAITED LONG ENOUGH!!! EVERYONE ATTACK!!!

{The rest of the villains attack the Histerians}

Bane: {To Sammy} Bane will smash idiot network guy!

Sammy: Not before you say hello to a friend of mine over the phone.

Bane: Don't give me that tempt Bane by giving him a chance to kill Schmaucher crud!

Sammy: {hands Bane a phone} Here, test and see if I'm lying. You're gonna kill me anyway, so what do I have to lose?

Bane: Fine, hello certain liar. {Pause} You sound just like that director guy, it would be convincing if I didn't know this was a trick. {Pause again} How did you know about my off screen pranks, I threatened the crew's life if they told anyone so they could be prepared the next time! {Another pause} Even an impersonator doesn't sound that nervous, unless you're really...PREPARE TO DIE, HACK!!!!

{Bane runs through the wall in the room and disappears. Meanwhile, a blue light is circling around Cave Guy}

Cave Guy: Stand still, my old bluish foe, so I can crush you for showing up!

Voice: {Sounding just like Freakazoid himself} Very well then, let me stop this foolishness and get to the point. But first...cheese!

{The blue light snaps and the result blinds Cave Guy's eyes like a flash photo would. When he falls, we then see Harry with a camera emitting a blue light and Nostradamus next to him}

Harry: This new invention of mine with it's neat light gives a nice homage to another favorite show of mine, I must say.

Nostradamus: Hey, don't leave out my brilliant speaking gifts when credit is given, shut up until you do!

{Nearby, Alpha is shooting his weaponry again}

Alpha: Stand still already, what part of stand still and die don't you carbon idiots get?!

WOW: It's the death part since most of us haven't met this Grim Reaper guy yet, but I'll tell you the minute I made a move on him he turned into quite the baby.

Alpha: Thanks. You've won the honor of meeting him again first with that tale. {E.S then comes into the scene}

E.S: Why don't you let me mail the invitation? I mean, I haven't done anything of use so far, and I deserve it.

Alpha: Get lost, Earth boy.

E.S: I'm the technological wizard here next to the infant, so I deserve something of merit to do, and getting here off every mid 30's man's back will be quite the honor.

Alpha: Technological wizard?! What planet do you live in, all you have is a clumsy oaf of a monster. You're lucky I used my good material mocking the Pokemon or he'd get an earful.

E.S: Gossamer, he wants an earful. Give him a fistful first, it's worth more.

{Gossamer then shows up and tackles Alpha, carrying him out of the scene}

E.S: Well, I may not be able to beat the goodies, but I should have just as much fun beating the baddies to save this planet's honor and ego! Even though pop culture as a whole may have beaten me to the punch. {The E.S walks off}

WOW: Second weirdest way to cheat death I ever saw.

Stewie: {V.O} Let's save that honor by ending your little fight for life, shall we?!

{Stewie is now seen flying on his chair and proceeds to fire lasers out of his chair at everyone}

Stewie: Please surrender now, there's only so much laser power I'm found of wasting!

Pepper: Maybe he's right, I mean he won't be able to fire those things on TV anymore so he'll want to use a lot, AHH!

Stewie: What?

Robert: Oh, mentioning the overdue cancellation of his show, eh?

Stewie: What?! That show is horrible, but it provides me with good opportunities to spread my conquest propaganda! {Sly} At least now I have some good anger to vent out on certain people.

JusSonic: Good job sealing our finale, fellow writer "friend"!

{Stewie starts firing his lasers every which way in fury, until a loud yell is heard. Him then shows up}

Him: {E.V} Watch where you're firing that thing, brat!!

Stewie: What do you have to worry about, you're still on TV, they'll compensate you! And you can certainly scare them out of it with better luck than some babies!

Him: Jealousy is no excuse to get off the track of death, so just get back to your job already!

Stewie: It appears my job is lost, so I have to find a new one. Hmm, is there an opening on your show?

Him: No, I have too much competition as it is!

Stewie: Well, too bad...for the ones who are due for a "release" from their contract obligations.

Him: {F.V} As the mere mortals say...{E.V} BRING IT ON!!!

{Stewie and Him starts firing their respective technological and supernatural firepower at each other}

E. Loud: YOU FOOLS!! HALF OF OUR VILLAINS FIGHTING AMOUNGST THEMSELVES IS ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WALK OUT OF THIS DEAL!! {He runs out}

Loud: WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT WALKING AWAY PART!! COME ON, LET'S GET AWAY FROM THESE DISTRACTED FOES AND PROVE OURSELVES RIGHT! {Him and the others run away}

(Our heroes had entered yet another maze of the building. However, it is so confusing, Loud got separated from the others. When he stopped when he realized no one else is with him. He looked around. He is on a ledge in a room that looks wide as the Brooklyn Bridge scene in "Spider-Man")

E. Loud: (V/O) LOOK WHO'S HERE.

(Loud saw E. Loud...and is shocked to see he has tied up Charity and is holding her over the edge of the platform he is on.)

Loud: What is this? The reenactment of Spider-Man?

E. Loud: WORSE. I GOT TWO CHOICES FOR YOU. PICK WISELY. SAVE YOUR GIRLFRIEND...OR YOUR FRIENDS!

(Loud saw that the others are underneath him. They are also on an edge)

Toast: Dude, how did we get here?

JusSonic: Hey, if we were writing this, I wouldn't bother. But who knows?

(Loud also notices a hole next to the platform...and there are sharks in there)

E. Loud: THAT'S RIGHT. ONE PRESS OF THE REMOTE (SHOWS REMOTE) AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE SHARK FOOD...OR YOUR GIRLFRIEND IS...YOU GET THE PICTURE! NOW CHOOSE!

(He laughs evilly as he dropped Charity and presses the button on the remote. The platform underneath group slips slowly back. Everyone but the Louds is screaming. Loud quickly thinks of something. He found some chains hanging from the ceiling. He quickly grabs one)

Loud: (thinking) I hope seeing that Spider-Man movie pays off.

(He quickly swings like mad, grabbing Charity. He holds onto her, tightly. He then smacks into his evil Loud, landing himself and Charity onto the platform. He grabs the remote and presses the button again. The platform slips in reverse. Everyone sighs in relief. Loud untied Charity, who hug him.)

Charity: Thanks goodness. Thank you.

(She kissed her long-time lover. (You know whom I mean) The good Loud blushes)

Loud: At least, that is over.

E. Loud: YOUR MOTHER ****ER!

(He tackles Loud and they fight onto the platform. The platform then begins to rotate. Note: Don't ask me how that happened! I don't even know how Charity, Miss Info, Lydia, and Mr. Smartypants escaped from their cages. Anyway, The platform goes near the wall. Loud slams his evil self's face into the wall. But the jerk punches him. Loud was forced near an edge, fortunately not falling off. E. Loud prepares to pushes him off)

E. Loud: HERE'S WHERE THE SHARKS GET THEIR DINNER.

Charity: Wrong!

(E. Loud turns, only to get a kick by Charity)

Charity: You will pay for trying to destroy us in the first place!

E. Loud: (mockingly) Oh, so little miss "rip off" wants to...ouch!

(Charity punches him hard. She proceeded into kicking the crap out of him.)

E. Loud: **** it! I can't believe I am getting my butt kicked by a girl who I had s** with!* (*=Referring to "Evil Histeria II: The Histerians Strikes Back")

Loud: You mean...

Charity: (angrily) You sick ******!

(She punches him really hard now, enough to knock him off the platform. He screams...and lands on floor near the hole. The fall didn't kill him as he got up, moaning. The Histerians got off the platform they were on, as Loud and Charity lowers the rotating platform and surround E. Loud)

Loud: It is over, you evil twin of me! You are going back to your world and this time you will stay there!

Lydia: A little man like you...having, ugh, "that" at your age! You should be a shame of yourself!

JusSonic: And little Pikachu is angry.

(Pikachu had rested up and is looking very angry at E. Loud)

Pikachu: Pika!

E. Loud: IT ISN'T OVER YET!

(He grabs another remote)

E. Loud: THIS REMOTE WILL TELEPORT ME OUT OF HERE!

(Mr. Smartypants notices something)

Smartypants: Wait! That thing is too heated up! If you used it, you will die from the explosion!

E. Loud: WELL, BETTER THAN DIED HERE, YOU ***HOLES!

(He laughs evilly as he presses the button on the remote. An explosion occurred and everyone cover their eyes. When all is clear, a black spot appears where E. Loud used to be)

Froggo: He...he is gone.

Aka: Whoa, homey! I can't believe he would commit
suicide like that.

WOW: Hey, better than facing him again, I guess.

F. Time: Still, we should have turned him over to Gene's good self.

BB: And let him go after us again? No thanks.

CC: I agreed.

Harry: Come on...let's get outta here.

JusSonic: Yeah. Let's go little buddies.

Pikachu: Pika, pika?

JusSonic: Yes, I mean you and Loud.

Loud: Makes me glad I am still alive to have some fans.

(They finally found their way out of the building. When they got outside, they notices that cops have arrived and have arrested some of the villains)

Cho-Cho: Hey, what's going on here?

Miss Info: Hey, isn't that Timpowitcz from that time when we first met Gene?

Timpowitcz: (still speaking like Dennis Franz) Oh yeah, it's you frigging guys again. You wondered why the frig we are here, huh?

Nostradamus: I knew you guys would be coming! Shut Up!

Timpowitcz: Well, we got frigging complaints about noises coming from here, so we came here to calm the whole frigging thing down. And wouldn't you know it, these frigging villains are fighting!

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

(Stewie is bring thrown into a police car by a cop)

Stewie: **** it all! This team-up is the worst idea ever!

(Cave-Guy is in the car with him)

Cave-Guy: Yes. If that evil kid shows up again, tell him "don't call us, we'll call you!"

(Back to others)

Timpowitcz: I think we round them all up, but we still hadn't gotten that frigging Him character and whoever the frig their frigging leader is.

Niftnat: And those weird guys in black came by and took that alien creep away, right?

Timpowitcz: What? I don't know what you frigging guys are frigging talking about!

Robert: That's what we thought.

BFB: Gah gah goo goo.

Lydia: Well, I am glad that those villains are gone and that we'll finally get a good night's peace.

Chit: Until next time. (Notices his friends' stare) Well, it could be possible!

Sammy: Right...

(Pikachu rolls his eyes. Our heroes walked away, while the cops continued to finish up what they would doing. However, QC to the alternative Burbank from the beginning. We go back to the hideout where E. Loud made his invitations. We now see that he is alive and well)

E. Loud: HA! I KNEW THAT THE SO-CALLED DEADLY REMOTE WOULD FOOL THEM! NOW I WILL MAKE MY NEXT MOVE WITHOUT ANY PROBLEMS. ANYWAY, THAT'S THE LAST TIME I HIRED LOSERS TO HELP ME. (Smiles evilly) BUT I AM SURE THAT WHATEVER PLAN I HAD NEXT WOULD WORK.

(We fade out as he is laughing evilly)

Narrator (Me): And that's the rest of our story. Here are the fates of the people in this story...I think (I got this idea from the "Animaniacs stories, all right?!):

-EVIL LOUD had survived the explosion and returned to his universe. However, sometime later, he and the evil versions of our heroes had been captured by the good versions of Gene Burrows and Vincent Morre. The villains had been sentenced to do jail time. However,Evil Loud and Evil Charity had been let go because of an "incident" during their attack on Washington. (See "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud" for details)

-DR. LAURA SCHLESSINGER didn't go to jail since, unfortunately, she is a celebrity. However, she been sued by Harry Norman due to damages her "allies" had cause. The results are to be determined.

-STEWIE GRIFFIN had been taken back to the Quahog Maximum Prison to finish up his jail sentence. He vowed to get revenge on the H! cast...and the Animaniacs and their friends.

-HIM escaped capture and returned to Townville. He decides to take his anger out on the town he terrorized...only to get his butt kicked by the Powerpuff Girls again. More details later.

-BANE had been taken back to the Gotham City Asylum again. He promises to escape to not only take his revenge on his director, but to destroy Batman as well.

-ALPHA had been taken back to MIB headquarters. I would have more details but I somehow forgotten them.

-CAVE-GUY was taken back to jail in the town where Freakazoid lives. He vowed (like all the other villains) to destroy Freakazoid and anyone who sounds like him (including Paul Rugg).

-THE EVIL SCIENTIST and GOSSAMER escaped from their prison and went back to their castle. They continued on to whatever they were doing when Evil Loud called them.

-HARRY NORMAN went back to his hometown of Long Beach, waiting for the next time when he wants to visit his friends or when they are in trouble. He hired a lawyer to represent him in his case against Dr. Laura.

-TIMPOWITCZ continued on his work as usual. He still uses the frigging word like Dennis Franz. No more details here.

-JON MOLSH had gotten success from his show, due to the Histerians' appearance and when he made reports about the villains' capture. It is a success even to this day.

-NOSTRADAMUS went back to doing his psychic stuff. You can call him at the Soothsayer Hotline as usual.

-BOURGEOIS BUFFOON and his girlfriend MAR...I MEAN, CHARITY'S COUSIN went back to BB's hometown, where they are still continuing their dating.

-THE WRITERS went back to their usual stuff, like writing stories and stuff like that. ROBERT, R6, AND NIFTNAT are still trying to accept PIKACHU's presence around them and JUSSONIC.

-As for the HISTERIANS themselves, they went back to their usual lives, waiting for the next time they get involved in a new adventure or whatever their crazy writers get them into.

Well buh-bye for now!

THE END.

Cast list
Cody Ruegger: Loud Kiddington (Good/Evil)
Dr. Laura Schlessinger: Herself
Seth MacFarlane: Stewie Griffin
Tom Kane: Him
Henry Silva: Bane
David Warner: Alpha
Jeff Glen Bennett: Cave Guy, Lucky Bob
Maurice LaMarche: The Evil Scientist (WB version)
Frank Welker: Gossamer, Pule Houser, Father Time
Nathan Ruegger: Froggo
Laraine Newman: Charity Bazaar, Miss Information, Charity's cousin
Cree Summer: Aka Pella
Tress MacNeille: Cho-Cho, Toast, Pepper Mills, World's Oldest Woman
Luke Ruegger: Big Fat Baby
Paul Rugg: Nostradamus
Billy West: Chit Chatterson
Rob Paulsen: Mr. Smartypants, Sammy Melman, Timpowitcz
Nora Dunn: Lydia Karaoke
Geoffrey Rush: Dr. Harry Norman
Robert: Himself
JusSonic: Himself
Bourgeois Buffoon: Himself
R6: Himself
Niftnat: Himself
With special guest appearance by:
Ikue Ootani: Pikachu

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