Synopsis: Do you live in San Diego? Are you up late at night? Do you like chili? Well, that last one doesn’t matter but if you answered yes to the first two then it’s time you heard about the NTSF:SD:SUV:HISS [Home Invasion Security System].
Details: There’s no plot, no story lines, no involved dialogue – it’s just straight infomercial, no chaser. If you can hack 12 minutes of infomercial mania, then does the staff of NTSF have the episode for you! Trent and Alphonso serve as the official spokesmen for the HISS [Home Invasion Security System] – as seen on Yelp! – with Trent walking you through a scenario in “a dramatic recreation of night” in San Diego. Technical expert Jess comes on briefly to introduce the Refrigerator Lockdown capabilities of HISS which can also turn your would-be burglar into lunch or dinner [with a nice red wine]. Piper points out the main drawback of HISS – its ineffectiveness against poltergeists – while seducing the pharmacist giving a testimonial. Sam gets locked in the surveillance van outside on the curb and Kove does not make an appearance [probably a wise decision in both foresight and hindsight].
The Poop and Skinny: In case you missed it, the NTSF:SD:SUV:HISS is only $69.99 [not including ammunition] and is authorized by Mexican NASA. Order now or you will be murdered.