Hey!

[Danielle]

At this time, I have had the last post on every single toonzone board! Now how cool is that?

'Bout lukewarm. Sorry, I just had to post something. I ran out of decaf (think people...if I get hyper on decaf, imagine what would happen if I start having some real coffee! (just imagine that one scene in 'Roger Rabbit'.)

[Roman Legion]

You need help. You know that. I'll be calling the big bald guys in white suits to come pick you up real soon. ;-)

Romey
--Not that much better, himself.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by the big bald guy in the white suit
You need help. You know that.

Do I? Do I know that? Ask me if I know Einstein's Theory of Relativity, I don't know that! Ask me if I know 'Great Expectations' by heart, I don't know that! SO HOW SHOULD I KNOW THAT?!

Yes. I know that.

Oh, the big bald guy in the white suit didn't post that? It was...Romey? Oh. Sorry. I'm so confused...maybe it's because I drank TOO MUCH DECAF?!
Nah.

(hears door opening) Huh? Who's there?

Oh, come on! Those aren't white suits, those are pink-polka-dotted suits! Can't you tell the difference between aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaa


































































(BEEP)




We're terribly sorry, but Danielle is not available at this time. If you would like, you may visit her at the San Diego County Psychiatric Hospital from 2 P.M. to 5 P.M. We are sorry for the inconvenience.























"Sorry for the inconvenience". Yeah, right!

[Sharklady]

Egads, Danielle, you're getting as bad as Craig!

Which is *really* saying something.

[The Mad Hatter]

Ah, pointless threads... this place feels like home already.

[Nftnat]

It sure does, & I'm proud to say I re-started the pointless stuff; I even scooped Craig on that. Now if the boys in the band only knew when to post the Useless Facts.

I feel sorry for the Termite Terrace board; they haven't allowed any pointless posts there for a couple months now.

[DR. BELCH]

A long-distance request by NFTNAT:
Now if the boys in the band only knew when to post the Useless Facts.

Just name a topic, and I'll see what I can do. My brain is a charnel-house of knowledge.

ROMEY:
I'll be calling the big bald guys in white suits to come pick you up real soon.

Sorry, but there's been a couple of budget cuts in the last three months. We've had to downgrade to two guys with thinning hair in eggshell-colored coats. Another slash in funding and it'll be chimpanzees in slightly irregular beige jumpsuits.

[Nftnat]

Oh, it's up to me to pick the UF topics? I did not know that. And it's not that far from Texarkana to Memphis, even tho we are in different area codes. The entire western part of Arkansas switched from 501 to 870 years ago. But then, the Arkansas side of town switched zip codes a while back too. Just as well, people were thinking it was part of Texas.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Sorry, but there's been a couple of budget cuts in the last three months. We've had to downgrade to two guys with thinning hair in eggshell-colored coats. Another slash in funding and it'll be chimpanzees in slightly irregular beige jumpsuits.

No, polka-dot, polka-dot! Can't you people read?!

[Dante Bunny]

Danielle- smart, yet insane. She don't suffer from insanity, she enjoys it, and yet she is out of her mind. I like it! Danielle, how would you help me with my fan fic. I talking about. After all look what it got Angus Oblong, he's legally insane and he rules. We could rule the fan fiction!!!! (in Mandark's laugh) ha ha, ha ha ha ha ha. Wait a minute, bald guys with polk-dotted coats? That must be the work of my arch enemy, Mindhacker, one of the Mad Vulture Agents, who has sucking the knowledge out of everyone's minds, and Danielle is the latest victim. There isn't much time, I must save her, TO THE LABORATORY!!!!!!!!

[Danielle]

Originally posted by G.I. D'oh!
Danielle- smart, yet insane...That must be the work of my arch enemy, Mindhacker, one of the Mad Vulture Agents, who has sucking the knowledge out of everyone's minds, and Danielle is the latest victim. There isn't much time, I must save her, TO THE LABORATORY!!!!!!!!

No knowledge here. All I know is this .(Picks up a nearby spoon, licks the round part, and sticks it on her nose.) :q)

[Dante Bunny]

---- *Sob*, I was , *sob*, too late WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH, I will have my revenge, I will defeat Mindhacker and bring back the knowledge back to everyone, including Danielle.







.....So G.I. D'oh is went to the top secret lab and try to create the Super Sayian tansformer.

Computer, log on to the Super Sayian data base.

[Super Sayian Data Base is complete]

[Danielle]

Actually, that's all I've known for........erm........all my life, actually. I promise you, Mindhacker did not do anything to me.


Y'know what this is starting to sound like? A certain occurance that involved a certain Phantom Anviller.....
http://www.toonzone.net/cgi-bin/wbcb...bcbb.archive69

Ooh, they're gonna kill me for bringing that up again...

[Sharklady]

Ooooo, I missed this the first time around, probably because I was in Florida at the time.

That is indeed a vile misuse of cheesecake! Pehaps I sorta *did* do the deed, but no jury of cheesecake-lovers will ever convict me. So there!

[Nftnat]

Originally posted by Danielle
Actually, that's all I've known for........erm........all my life, actually. I promise you, Mindhacker did not do anything to me.


Y'know what this is starting to sound like? A certain occurance that involved a certain Phantom Anviller.....
http://www.toonzone.net/cgi-bin/wbcb...bcbb.archive69

Ooh, they're gonna kill me for bringing that up again...

Nah, you're already anvilled, as are Craig & myself, altho Craig still suspects me as I kinda saw my anvil coming. (My money's still on Romey, or maybe Colin & Sharklady)

[Danielle]

But I said killed, not anvilled. I'm anvilled already, I just need to get killed. Or possibly malletted.

[DR. BELCH]

Sharklady:
That is indeed a vile misuse of cheesecake! Pehaps I sorta *did* do the deed, but no jury of cheesecake-lovers will ever convict me. So there!

It could've been worse--suppose it were fruitcake? I love the stuff, but a nice-sized block of it could probably fracture a skull or crack a rib.

Danielle:
I'm anvilled already, I just need to get killed. Or possibly malletted.

Or mulleted. That look could work for you! I know a local effeminate hairstylist named Mr. Rotch, first name Mike. I'll call his shop and see if his assistant can pull him to the phone.

No knowledge here. All I know is this. (Picks up a nearby spoon, licks the round part, and sticks it on her nose.)

As long as it doesn't go in your nose, or someone else's, carry on. One more infraction, however, and it's finger foods for all the inmates for six months.

[Sharklady]

> It could've been worse--suppose it were fruitcake? I love the stuff, but a nice-sized block of it could probably fracture a skull or crack a rib. <

But the fruitcake would probably substain no damage whatsoever.

Somebody's gotta look out for the world's more fragile desserts. So while I'm in the vicinity, nobody better be flinging any almond bavaroise around, either!

[Danielle]

Mmmmmmmm...almond bavaroise.........

Uh, what's almond bavaroise? Is that anything like almond cheesecake? ICK!

[Dante Bunny]

Have you try some of those Rocky Road cookies they're Da Bomb!!!


EEEEEEK! Ants!!!
EEEEEEEK! Icky, Icky Ants!!!!

(got my golf shoes) Say your prayers ants!!!