Another brilliant Pointless thread

[Dante Bunny]

Pinky: Wow, Brain, that Jimmy Neutron guy could out smart you on the Weakest Link.

Brain: Don't be ridiculous, Pinky. That Neutron brat can not outsmart my power and goal of World Domination.

Pinky: What about Dexter?

Brain.....Hah! That midget? He can not out beat me while his sister keeps interfering with his experements.

Pinky: I know, but she loves to push the pretty buttons. (Imatating Dee Dee) Ooooh! what this button do? (pushing the button of a self destruct stink bomb). Narf.

*BANG, FART*

Pinky (smelling): Egad Brain, did you cut the cheese.

(Brain bops Pinky and Pinky laughing wildly)

[DR. BELCH]

I think I just swallowed my gum, I laughed so hard.

Oh, wait--I wasn't chewing gum.

Now I'm rather frightened.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
I think I just swallowed my gum, I laughed so hard.

Oh, wait--I wasn't chewing gum.

Now I'm rather frightened.

Uh-oh. If it can't come out one way, it must go out the other...


Meanwhile.......in the BatCave..........









































































Bruce Wayne: "#@%$ it! I swallowed my gum again!"

[Singin' Stray Cat]

Hehe, it may be pointless, but at least it's amusing.

[Dante Bunny]

In Thunderclese's house, Aquaman is doing his butt dance in front of Thunderclese.
















Thunderclese: Intruder! (use his blasting rays on Aquaman, and he's all black on the top)

Aquaman: *groans*

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Singin' Stray Cat
Hehe, it may be pointless, but at least it's amusing.

What would an unamusing, pointless post be called? I'd call it a piece of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhreck.


And in response to G.I. Doh!'s post, which was posted at the same time:

What the {bleep}....

[Anthonynotes]

Originally posted by Danielle



What would an unamusing, pointless post be called? I'd call it a piece of shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhreck.


And in response to G.I. Doh!'s post, which was posted at the same time:

What the {bleep}....

[Cut to Brain....]

BRAIN: Of all the infantile dialogue.... "cut the cheese"?! Do I *look* like some character from one of those insipid "bathroom humor"-laden programs? As if I'd engage in such low-brow shenanigans....

PINKY: Um, actually, Brain, you look more like a character from a *cancelled* program, NARF! And one with Nickelodeon logos all over the title! HAHAHA! (Begins singing) Nick-nick-nick-ni-ni-ni-nick.....nick-e-lo-de--- (Is silenced by a well-placed pencil to the head by Brain)

BRAIN: That was very therapeutic...

[Meanwhile...]

AXEL FOLEY: "What the (bleep)?!" Well, I dunno...I guess (bleep) could refer to the state of the world, or to describe an oh-so-fine pot roast, or to describe that hot-selling "Shrek" video and DVD---(slyly) only $19.95, kids!---but all in all, I'd say that (bleep) has lots of uses. (Smirks) Who needs an expansive vocabulary like that big-headed rat Brain...(staccato laugh) heh...heh....heh. I mean, look at *me*!

-B.

[Danielle]

Originally posted by Brainatra



[Cut to Brain....]

BRAIN: Of all the infantile dialogue.... "cut the cheese"?! Do I *look* like some character from one of those insipid "bathroom humor"-laden programs? As if I'd engage in such low-brow shenanigans....

PINKY: Um, actually, Brain, you look more like a character from a *cancelled* program, NARF! And one with Nickelodeon logos all over the title! HAHAHA! (Begins singing) Nick-nick-nick-ni-ni-ni-nick.....nick-e-lo-de--- (Is silenced by a well-placed pencil to the head by Brain)

BRAIN: That was very therapeutic...

[Meanwhile...]

AXEL FOLEY: "What the (bleep)?!" Well, I dunno...I guess (bleep) could refer to the state of the world, or to describe an oh-so-fine pot roast, or to describe that hot-selling "Shrek" video and DVD---(slyly) only $19.95, kids!---but all in all, I'd say that (bleep) has lots of uses. (Smirks) Who needs an expansive vocabulary like that big-headed rat Brain...(staccato laugh) heh...heh....heh. I mean, look at *me*!

-B.

{pause}


Brainatra, what *could* we do without you?

~~*We could have a lot of fun*~~(hits herself on the head) Shut up! (to Brainatra) Heh heh.....she didn't mean that, really.....




(Note: I didn't mean that. Really. This was just another excuse to get more posts. Don't tell Brian.)

[Anthonynotes]

>>>{pause}


Brainatra, what *could* we do without you?

~~*We could have a lot of fun*~~(hits herself on the head) Shut up! (to Brainatra) Heh heh.....she didn't mean that, really.....




(Note: I didn't mean that. Really. This was just another excuse to get more posts. Don't tell Brian.) <<<


I won't :-)

BRAIN: But *I* may.... and quite frankly, I could do *without* the whole lot of these so-called "writers" on this foru---

BILLIE: *Ahem*....?

BRAIN: If you're upset over what I did to Pinky, I couldn't help it...

BILLIE: Like *fun* you couldn't. (To Pinky) Pinks! Are you all right?

PINKY: (Stares into the camera) Oooohhh, this camera makes my *nose* so *biiiig*, POIT! HAHAHA!

BILLIE: (Delighted sigh) He's *fine*....

BRAIN: I won't dignify that with a response....

BILLIE: (To Brain) OK.... (Checks the title of this thread) Hmph, a "pointless thread", huh? Well, guess there's no point in approaching this with a dry, emotionlessly analytical approach----which means Eggy gets to have the night off! (Grins, as Pinky laughs at Billie's joke; Brain is decidedly less-than-amused) (Into the camera) Um...lessee...ooh! I know! (Pulls into the background a postcard displaying a scene of a living room) And now, please stay tuned for yet another entertaining fan-written adventure involving, well, who knows what, on most of these WBC stations...

PINKY: "Most"?

BILLIE: Well, I hear the affiliates in Chattanooga, Tennessee isn't too pleased with Axel's "swearing" in all those stories....they say it's a "bad influence".

PINKY: Well, I suppose it's better than what the nice people at the affiliate in Birmingham, Alabama wrote us about the McDonald's� getting blown up in that "Mr. Foley Goes to Washington" story---they said it was (reading the letter) "blasphemy of our American way of eating, and that it's their duty to protect their sensitive viewers from what's clearly a vegetarian agenda being promoted through the senseless destruction of our favorite source of quarter-pounders with cheese"....

BILLIE: (Reads another letter) Or the affiliate in Providence, Rhode Island who wrote us about that "Warner Academy 2" story saying it gives the state of Rhode Island a bad name by associating it with, well, a Fox sitcom...

PINKY: (Reads yet another letter) Or the letter from some small UHF affiliate in Washington, DC that disliked that story with Dr. Burrows taking over Washington with all sorts of "sinister and unfunny mad-scientist hijinks"....

BILLIE: (Reads another letter) Or this one from Orlando, Florida that states that if we ever step foot near Orlando again after that first "Warner Academy" story, they---(frowns) well, we can't say *that* on the air. (Crumbles it up to the best of her ability, given its size) Definitely *not* "family friendly" words...

BRAIN: (Going through a pile of letters) Letters from Fort Wayne, Indiana.... Little Rock, Arkansas....Dover, Delaware... San Jose, California... St. Paul, Minnesota... *New York*?!? But we're *in* New York! (Reads the letter) "After seeing your insulting behavior, we're yanking your stories and replacing them with fan discussions from alt.tv.simpsons---"Radio Free Warners" dares to cast our good city in a poor light with demeaning references to Andrew "Dice" Clay, Rosie Perez, the so-called "noo yawk" accent, the so-called "ninja-thugs", and illegal radio station broadcasting. Such references are clearly unacceptable to the good people of New York City, who value such fine programming as Howard Stern's broadcasts on good, FCC-regulated radio stations everywhere, along with being able to talk normal like any good New Yorker. So if ya don't like it, ya can move to Joisey, ya bum!" Hmm...it seems we have more troubles than I *thought*.

BILLIE: (To the camera) So stay tuned, um, somewhere in some town, I guess... (we see in the background Brain reading another letter and remarking, "Oh, come now---- that was *totally* uncalled for!")

:-)

-B.