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  1. 04-23-2002, 10:09 AM #1
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    RPG Cliches

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    If you like playing RPGs or have played some before, then you must read this. Funniest thing you'll read...

    Grand List of RPG Cliches

    this next one is kinda has the same stuff, but is worded differently and may have some stuff the other one didn't...

    The RPG Cliches Game

    They are kinda long but extremely funny because they are all true. Post your reactions afterwards...
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  2. 04-23-2002, 12:01 PM #2
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    Rule 19 (of the first one) - believe it or not, I'm working on a character who fights with an umbrella. And some throwing stars that look like cards. How'd they know?

    #7 and #17 made me laugh, too. So true. I'll have to read the rest sometime.
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    As for Rule 19 of the first one, I know that one all too well...

    Various Unusual Weapons:

    Cloud (FF7)- Nail Bat (a bat with barbed wire)
    Princess Peach (Mario RPG)- Parasol (a girly umbrella)
    Red XIII (FF7)- Combs, barrettes, hairpins (He attacks with his head)
    Cait Sith (FF7)- Megaphones
    Tifa (FF7)- Gloves
    Barret (FF7)- Gun Arm (a cannon grafted to his arm...like Megaman)
    Mario (Mario RPG)- Turtle Shells
    The Bard from FF4j- Harp
    Eiko (FF9)- Flute

    The list goes on...
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  4. 04-23-2002, 06:21 PM #4
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    Hi-larity!

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    The wording made all the difference, The second one was definitely funnier.
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  6. 04-24-2002, 06:38 AM #6
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    The Bard from FF4j- Harp
    Eiko (FF9)- Flute
    Actually, those aren't all that weird. Bard's a type of classe used often in the fantasy genre. But as for weird weapons from FFIX, what about Quina? Forks!
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    Lulu's dolls? Wakka's...er...balls?

    Wierd weapons are all the rage!
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