I got this game a week ago, but, so far, I have not had time during the day to go back to Tom Nook and find out how I can stop living in a tent. I can log in late at night but there's not much to do then. I found a drunk pelican on the beach but I couldn't do anything about it. Some days I don't even get to play at all. It might not be the game for me.
Here's the deal, I'm the best there is. I wake up in the morning and I urinate excellence. And nobody can hang with my stuff. I'm just a big hairy American winning machine.
I'm very humble, too.