*Humor* The "What did Jack Thompson Buy this last year" thread!

**tucsoncoyote** · 04-01-2008, 09:11 PM

Every month we gamers always put up a few of the games we buy. But as we all know that video game lawyer Jack Thompson has to have some reason to buy a video game. Usually it's for the fact that he wants to put the company in cour t having people sued for whatever reason..

But still Jack has to buy some games which aren't offensive..

So then here it is folks.. the one, the only

What Did Jack Thompson Buy last year thread!

So what did Jack buy in January? Well there was a nice little game called "My Little Pony and Friends: Made by Hasbro for the PS2.. Of course Jacke loved the game ... that is until he got to Level 5 where thanks to a programming glitch, you can kick Star Jumper in the head with your main character Rainow Pony... Of course at that point Jack sued Hasbro for such a violent game for 5 to 8 year olds, claiming that it teaches bad manners for horses... I wonder if Mr. Ed Called his lawyer..

But what other games did Jack buy but didn't sue? I bet he loved playing with Barbie and one of her games, but then stated something odd about the game. Maybe because Barbie had a credit card.. Maybe it was that Barbie didn't look right.. Frankly what else did Jack Buy... I know what he got for December last year.. and it'll end the thread..

But yes, folks.. What did Jack Thompson Buy this last year.. the 2007 edition..

Let the insanity begin...

**Desensitized** · 04-01-2008, 09:19 PM

I imagine he uses ROMs and an emulator.

I don't know why, either.

**Peter Paltridge** · 04-01-2008, 09:21 PM

Well, according to his personal credit information, which I have on the screen right now, in 2007 Jack Thompson purchased:

Five crates of dynamite
Seven cylinders of nerve gas
One large carton of glass shards
Six voodoo dolls
A map of EA headquarters
A Barbie

Hey, you were right, he did buy a Barbie!

**tucsoncoyote** · 04-01-2008, 10:53 PM

Originally Posted by Wuno MacWuff!

Well, according to his personal credit information, which I have on the screen right now, in 2007 Jack Thompson purchased:

Five crates of dynamite
Seven cylinders of nerve gas
One large carton of glass shards
Six voodoo dolls
A map of EA headquarters
A Barbie

Hey, you were right, he did buy a Barbie!

Well now we know why he bought the six Voodoo dolls and the Barbie.. (Can we say Toy Sacrifice? I knew we could!)