FUTURAMA
The setup was decidely bizarre...extraterrestrial harlem Globetrotters land on earth and challenge the Planet Express Crew--with nothing at stake and no prize--to a basketball game, and Farnsworth uses time particles to grow a crop of basketball playing mutants for his team. Farnsworth's boys lose...but the problem is even worse than that. The collection of the particles have ripped space and time like a cheap pair of Froot of the Looms, and time is jumping randomly. Farnsworth likens it to a record skipping--they know of records in the 31st century? Then again, they did bring back the silent movie (cf. the Harold Zoid ep).
Anyway....
Some of the skips in time are riotous--Fry loses the game somehow even though the PE team is over thirty points ahead with two minutes left; the spontaneous conga line (DYN that Zoidberg is shirtless?), Fry's attempted seduction of Leela in a broom closet results in an instant black eye, some kids grumbling about old folks abusing social security turn instantly into old geezers and demand their slice of the pie--but the most interesting of all was Fry and Leela's marriage...then divorce. Fry racks his brain trying to fiure out how he won her heart...and on their mission to restore order, realizes he spelled a love message by literally moving the stars...which unfortunately gets blown apart before she sees it. So basically...thought it was going to be an abortion after the first five inexplicable miinutes, was pleasantly touched in the end.
I suppose Fry and Leela are lucky they didn't have kids. The way time was skipping, they'd have been feeding them pablum one minute and sitting in rocking chairs eating it themselves the next. It's nice their split was amicable...Leela's mature enough not to hold grudges, and Fry's grown up enough not to keep pursuing her pointlessly.
Bender wants to be a Harlem Globetrotter...but lacks soul. I'm surprised he didn't go to Farnsworth with some sort of scheme to have a soul chip installed. Then again I guess you can't program soul.
Great line from Leela on Fry: "I love his youthful spirit, but I hate his childishness."
Great line from one of the Globetrotters on Bender's new b-ball jersey: "Ye-eee-ee-eah. Lawsuit."
Was anyone else thinking the first ten minutes was basically "Space Jam" meets the Harlem Globetrotters cartoon of the 1970s?
KING OF THE HILL
This one felt like a 24-minute-long butt joke. Shades of Beavis, Mr. Judge?
Hank suffers from a genetic condition that depletes his buttocks and has caused the disks in his back to herniate. Sitting is painful, and he plans to enter a riding lawnmower race that weekend. So the doctor pescribes him a synthetic butt. I've heard of a living bra, but a dead end?
Of course his friends have a fine old time making fun of Hank's problem; they grab his butt off the clothesline and throw it around. At Peggy's prodding, Hank joins a support group for the buttless and is inspired to make his condition public (cf. Mrs. Kelsey Grammar's campaign for irritable bowel syndrome)...but the others in the group aren't so keen.
When Hank blows out a buttock in the big race, and Dale punctures the other one with a penknife, it turnes out his buttless buddies are there to cheer him on, and one of them hands over his own fanny packs for the cause.
You can tell I'm doing all I can not to laugh myself into a coughing fit writing this review, right?
If the condition is genetic, why doesn't Cotton seem to suffer from it?
Watch for the bit where Dale tries to cheat by using NO2 in his engine and blames his failure on the shifty Chicano he bought the goods off of.
Watch also for the bit where Bill rears back and tips over on his old rusty mower. "I did better'n I thought I would!"
THE SIMPSONS
I thought from the title "I'm Goin' to Praiseland" that this one would suck more a** that Dr. Sal Calabro* during a busy week. But with this one and last week's ep I've been pleasantly surprised. Is it my imagination or has the quality improved un poco on "The Simpsons" lately?
Ned runs into an old friend, the gospel singer (voiced by Shawn Colvin) he first met after his wife's tragic and sudden passing. But he offends her when he, in a scene inspired by Jimmy Stewart in "Vertigo", tries to make her look like Maude. She leaves him heartbroken.
When the Simpsons offer to help Ned clean out everything that remains of Maude, Ned runs across her old sketchbook, which has blueprints for a Bible-themed amusement park. He sets to work to build it immediately (with a bit of prompting from Marge and the kids. Homer seems too busy having fun with his wood chipper).
Unfortunately a Biblical theme park turns out to be more trouble than it's worth--the hammerless Satan-head Whack-a-Mole and the preaching House of Horrors abuse, not amuse, the masses. However, when people start having visions of Heaven at the feet of a statue of Maude, the money starts pouring in. The visions, however, are caused by a gas leak, and Ned is torn by a moral dilemma: lie and exploit a "miracle" for profit, or tell the truth and go belly-up?
Ned makes the right decision and declares the park closed (after a candle lit by a worshipper nearly blows the joint sky-high)...and his new love returns ("It's a wig. Now let's never speak of this again.") Homer may not be the most subtle man on earth, or the brightest (he wants to stick his head in the grill to see if it's lit), but he does show he cares about Ned (!) by pushing the two lovebirds together and then giving them privacy (running off giggling like a giddy schoolgirl). A welcome change from the boorish, selfish horse's a** we've been seeing of late. There's a hint that the two may be moving in together (in sin? Oh Ned, you dog, you!) and that Maude may be allowed to rest in peace.
Apu is Hindu. Why is he at a Christian-themed amusement park?
Methane gas doesn't cause hallucinations, and certainly doesn't act this fast. Over a period of months a slow leak can cause lethargy, headaches, nausea, and eventually death.
Watch for the bit with Comic Book Guy's vision of Heaven...though that doesn't look a thing like Barbara Feldon, IMO.
DYN John Travolta in Disco Stu's vision? Possibly a ref to Michael, in which he plays a fallen angel who chain-smokes, cusses, and smells like candy when he gets carnally aroused.
*Dr. Sal Calabro is a plastic surgeon who is a frequent guest on the Howard Stern Show. He does a lot of pro bono work in connection with Stern; most of his clients seem to be strippers, adult film stars, and rabid female fans of ol' Eagle Beak.




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