Simpsons Quote Quiz

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-08-2001, 12:46 AM

Originally posted by NMaxFranklin
I haven't seen an episode of the Simpsons since I stopped watching tv four months ago. So, I may be a bit rusty. Anyhoo...

"If that's not Flanders, he's done his homework."

Should be E Z.

First time I've tried Quote Quiz, let's see if I can do it right.

Ahem. Bart in "Bart of Darkness."

OK, try this one (another easy one): "I'm not pouting. I'm mourning. Stupid dead woman."

**Lonestarr** · 07-08-2001, 02:34 PM

Homer in "Selma's Choice".

How 'bout this?

"Ah, being a clown sucks. You get kicked by kids, bit by dogs and admired by the elderly."

I think it's pretty easy.

**Firefly** · 07-08-2001, 03:58 PM

Thats Homer in "Homie The Clown"

I don't get it that was non alcoholic Champain (spell)

a little hard

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-08-2001, 04:53 PM

Originally posted by Firefly

I don't get it that was non alcoholic Champain (spell)

One of the NASA guys in "Deep Space Homer."

"No, Homer. I'm not your wife. Although I do enjoy handling her pearls."

**Jedi Knight** · 07-08-2001, 05:47 PM

Originally posted by Maxie Zeus

"No, Homer. I'm not your wife. Although I do enjoy handling her pearls."

I don't know the titles of the episodes, but it's that the Cat Burglar in the Cat Burglar episode? (I just like that episode when Lisa plays the jug! Heheh)

Another easy one: "Ahhh! Shark boy!"

NewMaxFranklin · 07-09-2001, 08:15 AM

Originally posted by Jedi Knight

I don't know the titles of the episodes, but it's that the Cat Burglar in the Cat Burglar episode? (I just like that episode when Lisa plays the jug! Heheh)

Another easy one: "Ahhh! Shark boy!"

I don't know the name of the episode (I don't really know the name of any of the episodes, LOL.) But I know it's Homer to Bart. They are both wearing fake shark fins, scaring people at the beach. They both stand in shallow water and Homer is scared by Bart with the fake fin (is it spelldid "fin", or "finn?" Awe, the heel with it.)

My quote:

"My eyes! The goggles do nothing!"

**Lonestarr** · 07-09-2001, 10:14 AM

The one with the cat burglar: "Homer the Vigilante".

"Aaaah! Shark boy!": Homer in "Itchy and Scratchy Land"

The most recent one: Rainier Wolfcastle in "Radioactive Man"

Here's mine:

"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-09-2001, 11:46 AM

Originally posted by Lonestarr29
"'Tis a fine barn, but sure 'tis no pool, English."

Random Amish guy, in "Bart of Darkness." (Homer's response: "D'oh-eth!"

Time to separate the men from the boys:

"Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

**DR. BELCH** · 07-09-2001, 11:49 AM

--an old Amish farmer in "Bart of Darkness", the episode where the Simpsons get a pool, and Homer puts it up wrong. He replies, "D'oh-eth!"

Now mine:
"That's my retirement grease!"

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-09-2001, 12:15 PM

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
--an old Amish farmer in "Bart of Darkness", the episode where the Simpsons get a pool, and Homer puts it up wrong. He replies, "D'oh-eth!"

Now mine:
"That's my retirement grease!"

What do we do when we accidently branch like this?

I know, I'll answer this one and take it back round to my challenge!

Answer: Groundskeeper Willie in "Lard of the Dance"!

My challenge: "Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

**barnyarddawg** · 07-09-2001, 03:42 PM

Here's two of my all time favorites:

Lisa- "Granpa's old radio, wouldn't it be grand to sit around and have a listen" Homer-"Quick turn something on, I'm starting to think!"

and

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

**Mr. Eye** · 07-09-2001, 03:53 PM

The alcohol one is when Homer is the Springfield's beer baron during prohibition.

Mr. Eye

Originally posted by barnyarddawg
Here's two of my all time favorites:

Lisa- "Granpa's old radio, wouldn't it be grand to sit around and have a listen" Homer-"Quick turn something on, I'm starting to think!"

and

"To alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems!"

mxyzptlk · 07-09-2001, 10:06 PM

i have one. "i made an f oneand i turned out fine"

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-09-2001, 10:39 PM

"Oh, all right. The Cappadocians!"

Okay, here's 2 hints:

Same character, different episode: "Stupid helium! Shoo! Shoo!"

Same episode, different character: "There may be a slight ringing in your ears. Fortunately, you'll be nowhere near them."

**Firefly** · 07-09-2001, 10:53 PM

Thats Sideshow Bob but I don't know the episode Is it the one with the air show? I won't post until i'm notedfied if i'm right

**DR. BELCH** · 07-09-2001, 10:54 PM

Sideshow Bob to his brother Cecil in "Brother From Another Series". One of my favorite Bob eps next to "Cape Feare" and its many rakes.
Okay....
"Ohhh...but I was using my full a**!"

**Maxie Zeus** · 07-09-2001, 11:56 PM

Originally posted by Firefly
Thats Sideshow Bob but I don't know the episode Is it the one with the air show? I won't post until i'm notedfied if i'm right

Yeah, Belch nailed it. The other 2 quotes were Bob in the airshow one, and Cecil in "The Bro from another TV show"

Belch's quote has me baffled. It's a great line, tho.

NewMaxFranklin · 07-10-2001, 04:15 AM

Originally posted by DR. BELCH
Sideshow Bob to his brother Cecil in "Brother From Another Series". One of my favorite Bob eps next to "Cape Feare" and its many rakes.
Okay....
"Ohhh...but I was using my full a**!"

That's Homer to Lisa in the episode where he tries to be a good father. Lisa said, "You'r half-*****ed over parenting is a lot scarier than your half-*****ed underparenting," or something to that effect.

I hope the Mod's don't mind the use of "*****." If it's ok for cable, I think it should be ok for the boards.

NEXT:
"Aye, the hot-pants."

**Trent Lane** · 07-10-2001, 11:44 AM

don't know the episode, but it's the sea captain speak of the "precious cargo". here's two for ya:

"todd's got zesty italian in his eye."
"sex cauldrun?!"

see if you can get them....