The First Church of John Kricfalusi

**SSJ Jake** · 04-01-2010, 07:46 PM

For he is lord, he is lord, John Kricfalusi. Anything and everything this man says and does is sacred and Godly. Anyone who does not agree shall be destroyed in the crusades. Join us. Join the Church of John K. or else you will DIE!!

**Marvin Tikvah** · 04-01-2010, 07:54 PM

Seth MacFarlane here. John K is small time, living off his cels being sold for pennies as he scavenges for food in his parents basement.

Shows how far talent can get you if you totally suck at making business decisions.

**DarthGonzo** · 04-01-2010, 08:12 PM

John K stinks because he doesn't like Stoked.

**chalmers** · 04-01-2010, 09:05 PM

Hellz yeah, John K. is the shizzit! I just love me some Scooby Doo, his most famous creation.

**Peter Paltridge** · 04-01-2010, 09:10 PM

DUUUDE! John's really good for his age. I'd totally put his stuff on the refrigerator. He's the most talented 7-year-old savant I've seen!

Too much bathroom jokes though, but he'll grow out of that eventually.

**Zorak Masaki** · 04-01-2010, 09:15 PM

John is SOOOO 1992! Its all about Mike Judge, that guy is proudly over the top, i predict that in 10 years he'll make cartoons so crazy and over the top that animation will change for the better.

**Master Toon** · 04-01-2010, 09:41 PM

I don't believe John Kricfalusi. I believe in Bruce Timm and the promised land known as Timmverse.

**Cartman** · 04-01-2010, 10:15 PM

DOWN WITH JON K! JOIN THE CHURCH OF DON BLUTH!

**DarthGonzo** · 04-01-2010, 10:27 PM

The best thing about John K is the crotch bulges all his recent characters have. Now that's some great art right dere!

But yeah, Noods are better.

**Desensitized** · 04-01-2010, 10:40 PM

His drawings look like they all have skin ticks. He should really think about bathing them or something.

**SSJ Jake** · 04-01-2010, 11:01 PM

Originally Posted by DarthGonzo

The best thing about John K is the crotch bulges all his recent characters have. Now that's some great art right dere!

Agreed. That's one of the many Holy Relics of his creations.

And to everyone who says bad things about John K., you're going to Hell. You had a chance, but it's too late now. You have all already Wizzed on the Taco Fence so your buddy will be this guy

**Bloody Marquis** · 04-01-2010, 11:07 PM

While Warren Ellis shall respect this John Kricfalusi for creating Powdered Toast Man, Warren Ellis is in denial of such a church existing.

**Zorak Masaki** · 04-01-2010, 11:12 PM

Originally Posted by SSJ Jake

Agreed. That's one of the many Holy Relics of his creations.

And to everyone who says bad things about John K., you're going to Hell. You had a chance, but it's too late now. You have all already Wizzed on the Taco Fence so your buddy will be this guy

Its ok, i'll just buy the ren and stimpy,mighty mouse new adventures,galaxy high,jetsons 85, and heathcliff dvds on my deathbed.

**Infusions** · 04-02-2010, 03:20 AM

I turned on the TV and Disney's Tarzan was on. I immediately went into a fit of hysteria and swapped quickly to Boomerang to save myself with some Yogi Bear.

Thank you, John K., for opening my eyes! I would have found Tarzan entertaining if it weren't for you!