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  1. 04-01-2006, 09:20 AM #1
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    Talkback - Why I'm Prettier Than Every One Of You Nerds Here

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    Let's face it.

    I am awesome. I am the cosmos. I am beauty incarnate. ALL WILL BOW BEFORE MY SPLENDOR AND WORSHIP ME AS THE BRONZE GODDESS THAT I AM.

    None of you can compare to my beauty and extravagance. This is the beauty of me:



    This is the beauty of you:



    And so in my infinite wisdom, I demand that a cartoon be made about me ala Jackie Chan, Mary Kate and Ashley, Michael Jackson, Chuck Norris, and Fat Albert AKA Young Al Sharpton.

    The only differece would be that I would naturally do no work. Work is beneath me and better left to you pea-brained nimrods. Now get to work discussing how GLORIOUS AND SEXY MY ANIMATED VISAGE WILL BE.

    If you don't I shall sic my flying monkey henchwoman Drusilla upon you!



    NOW GO! OR I SHALL DESTROY YOU ALL!!!

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  2. 04-01-2006, 10:00 AM #2
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    BUY A SHIRT! BUY A SHIRT!
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  3. 04-01-2006, 10:17 AM #3
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    omg kp is way prettier and stuff!1!1
  4. 04-01-2006, 10:21 AM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by KIM_Possible94#1fangurl
    omg kp is way prettier and stuff!1!1

    Colon-Dee means Elmyra is pleased.
    BRAIN: It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug if the sackpickers and the sockpluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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  5. 04-01-2006, 10:24 AM #5
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    Shut up. I'm way hotter.
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    I like tacos. AND NAKED MOLERATS ~!!!! with cute sweaters so they font get cold!!
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    The Daily Express is a conservative, British tabloid newspaper. It is a middle-market title, the flagship title of Express Newspapers and is currently owned by Richard Desmond. As of December 2008, it has a circulation of 728,296.
  9. 04-01-2006, 10:40 AM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Supermodel Naomi Campbell


    And so in my infinite wisdom, I demand that a cartoon be made about me.
    Great idea. Then people who can only draw stick figures will finally find work!
  10. 04-01-2006, 10:41 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by judyindisguise
    Great idea. Then people who can only draw stick figures will finally find work!
    *sniff sniff* Smell THAT?
    Smells like PWN.
    BRAIN: It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug if the sackpickers and the sockpluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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    I think Naomi Campbell is ugly.

    ^ I'm not joking. I'm serious.
  12. 04-01-2006, 11:45 AM #12
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    OK, Naomi, we'll combine your show with the new Hilton Sisters' cartoon and call it "Hollow-Cheeked, Skanky, Prima-Donnas", and everybody here can refer to it by its initials: H-CSP-D. I'm sure we can find you a time slot on one of the tip-top cable outlets like (*snicker*) G-4 or maybe (*snort*) Spike-TV.
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    COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Remember that episode of Doug where Mr. Dink bought a lying machine that determined if you were telling the truth or not?


    ]I am awesome. I am the cosmos. I am beauty incarnate. ALL WILL BOW BEFORE MY SPLENDOR AND WORSHIP ME AS THE BRONZE GODDESS THAT I AM.
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    Well That's 1000 Posts Down And...

    ... Guess However many left I have until I get too annoying to be kept around and got banned or something.
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    Too......much......lying~! Must....hear.....the....TRUTH!!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Captain Highwind
    "FULLMETAL ALCHEMIST--Here comes a new challenger, we're gonna get one hell of a show! Which one of these fighters will walk away a champion?!"
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    She ride spinnahz, ride spinnahz.

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    BRAIN: It might make more sense to have the sixth sitting sheet slitter's son flick the plug if the sackpickers and the sockpluckers are behind the rubber baby buggy bumpers.
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