The DBGT "Hidden Danger" Spoofing's Thread

[shoujoaifan]

Come sit down around the fire and let met tell you the story, the story of 4 strange travelers who do strange things inbetween the times they don't do anything at all. I

Its time folks for the this week's DBGT spoof-o-rama and don't hestitate to post your own. The more the merrier

I'll try to tone it down on the language while hopefully not turning down the humor.

Thanks for the most excellant dub of my work G1Ravage. Everyone, please check out his wonderful work in the last thread, will still is up on the 1st page. Thanks for the help William C. Maune and KnuxFive for showing the error of my ways. Hey, that's the best I could come up with. I can't think of anything to say that's not cliche or corny. Thanks DianaGohan for putting me her latest Zoids:Fuzors Parody and for the advice she's given me. I thank Akira Toryiyama who started DG which led to DBZ which led to DBGT which led to this. Not sure tha's entirely a good thing, but anyway. And lastly, I thank the Moonites, otherwise they'll kill me Moving along...

This spoof should be around "PG-LEVEL", but might have some stuff that can be considered "PG-13 LEVEL". Its all opinion. Not to mention views change. Its like how Transformers: The Movie and the 1st The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie got away with allot stuff.


Announcer: On the last Dragonball GT, Trunks endlessly and repeatedly told us how Giro made him into a Harrison Ford duplicate and how they reworked baby Bebi's life-support into the local garden pond. After they unfroze him. And when I mean '"they" I mean Giro. While everyone was bored to death and the ratings slipped further in Japan yet rose later in the U.S., Dr. Myuu wept over his dead Baby/Bebi, only to realize he wasn't dead yet. After trying to save him, he died. Then he came back. Then the GT Fighters, which kinda sounds wrong, blasted him with the power of miracle, becuase there was no other way they could take him out. It the Grand Tour, bebi. Er, I mean baby. Yeah, tha's the stuff. Later, Dr. Myuu got himself drunk on imaginary blue booze then got ripped open Alien-style, which was real, who now follws the gang through space. Or DOES he? Yeah, he does, but expect a few plotholes along the way, on the next episode of Dragonball GT...fool.

Giro: Behold, Dex ex Machina Man! Fire missle!GIRO GIRO!!!

boom

Giro: I even manage to fix the ship while melting the ice in a completely illogical manner. OH YEAH, who has the good stuff? You all know its me.
Pan, Goku, and Trunks: Dude, it totally looks awesome sweet fool!
Giro: Right up dog.

Pan: OhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygoshOhmygosh, Giro, I love you so much, but its all your fault for trying to save your race, so I HATE YOU! PAN SMASH!
Giro: Ow! I have half the digital mind to call you something that rhymes with "witch".
Pan: But you already you jerk! PAN SMASH!
Giro: Ow! Again!
Pan: Right up dog.

Goku: Er, I've fought off lots of bad guys now, can I eat?
Trunks: Tha's nice Mr. Goku, but shut up. Its to take off. Its time to STEP IN THE GRAND TOUR!

Pan: Well that's stupid.
Goku: Man, that's going to get old if someone does that every week. And I know something about doing something over and over for every week...

Goku: Give it up punk. I've outshowed, messed up your mind, and genrally kickes your Mr. Cheeks. Plus, like you said, this popsicle stand going to blow in 2 minutes and I can't let you go off that easy.
Freeza: What the frell...dude, that was just a bluff. We've spent hours fighting in those last 2 "minutes". And what's the deal with you doing the exact same moves with the exact same animation each time?
Goku: DUDE, you've been doing that, not me! Its all those blows to the head. And maybe the limbs I made you hack off. And your lower body. And your physical manhood.
Freeza: DUDE, that was all you!
Goku: Nah-uh!
Freeza: Yeah-uh!
Goku: Oh that's IT! KAMEHAME-
Freeza: Boy, your going down now! Rip-off attacks go!

Goku: Yeah, those were both awful days, yet some of the best. Oh, and Freeza's dead.
Trunks: Because I killed him!
Pan: That's wasn't you, that was the other you from the future! The better one.
Trunks: What's he got that I don't got?
Pan: He's not a 30-something year old man living at home. Oh, and he looks better too.
Trunks: What?! We look exactly the same!
Pan: Nuh-uh, he can come up with his own look!

Somewhere on Earth...
17: You nimrod, if you're going to rip off the poor hunter, at least get the pants right. You don't even have to give me credit. All I want is a DECENT PAIR OF PANTS!
Solomon Grundy: Solomon Grundy wants pants too!
17: ...aren't you dead?
Solomon Grundy: Or AM I?...yeah, I guess I am. Like that's a big deal around here.

Goku: You think this is what DianaGohan meant about going off in a tangent when following the plot doesn't work?
Trunks: Who? Look, we'll get you something to eat in a little bit, little buddy. Just hang on until we get to space, there might be some evil robots around still. (Turns to Pan) Poor guy, he's delirious.

DianaGohan: Hey! That's all I get?!

Pan: Uh, man, he means DianaGohan, writer of the Zoids:Fuzor Parody. DUH.
Trunks: I think I might need to eat something.

DianaGohan: That's better.

So eventually they blast off...kinda...fool...

Pan: Pan not going anywhere! This be GiroGiro's fault. PAN SMASH!
Giro: OW! Now THIS is starting to get redundant.
Goku: Oh crap, its Riludo!
Trunks: Is that one of those combining robots?

KnuxFive: I like Power Rangers.
shoujoaifan: Me too!
William C. Maune: You two are trying awfully hard to turn this into a PR thread, aren't you?
KnuxFive: Wait, do we get two mentions too? Diana did.
William C. Maune: You know what they said back in school, if you don't have enough for the class or you don't have enough for equal amounts...
shoujoaifan: I see...

Giro: What the f-
Goku: Watch your mouth! Give the most excellant mods KnuxFive and William C. Maune a break!

Knux Five: That's the best you could do, huh?
shoujoaifan: Yeah, sorry.
William C. Maune: This calls for a meeting at the secret moderator council of justice ship!

Riludo: I'm not a lame gestalt peice who's only halfway good when comined with the others! I make the Terminator weep!
Trunks: Puh-leaze, you have nothing that would Arnold cry. The best you got are Mr. Fantastic arms. Or SuperPhil's arms. He's better at flying and punching anyway. He's from Matt Wilson's High Score.
Matt Wilson: Yo.
Riludo: Matt Wilson doesn't say "Yo."!
Goku: Well guys, its time for the mandatory one attack that qualifies for fighting in today's eppie. Let's go! KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Trunks: KAMEHAMEHA!!!
Pan: KAMEHAMEHA!!!...eppie? And since when does the son of Vegeta do the kamehameha wave?
Trunks:...ah, I learned it from Goten?
Pan: Oh come one, that's not leaving the fans anything to speculate on! At least hint that it came from being fuzed with him!
Goku: Huh, does this count as one those move-only Perfect Kamehameha's?
Giro: Who knows, Toei is doing their own thing in this series. Or rather, recycling everything possible.

Riludo: Oh no!
Riludo: Ow!
Bebi: Wait a sec, I was in Dr. Myuu's ship in space in the last episode following them. And in the preview. What's the deallio?

Some while in space...fo,er, hello...fool...

Pan: In good taste, I will not say the following line while we're stuck tangled up. That you all already heard.
Goku: Can I eat NOW!
Trunks: No, we must get all the Dragonballs before time's up, even though we'll have to drift for who knows how long untill Giro can sense another one. So no eating until then.
Giro: Hey, don't bring da Machina Man into this. This ain't the Machina Man's fault and the Machina Man don't answer to anyone or anything-except this blasted thing in my gut. There's a Dragonball in that crappy ship over there. Man, I knew eating that thing wasn't worth the trouble. Look at you guys-oh yeah, and we'll be crushed to death in 10 minutes. Dang nab it.

So in the ship, the oh so very foolish ship...
Goku: Well, this place is crap. Can we eat?
Pan: All right we found it, now time to take all the glory.
Trunks: No wait, it could be booby-trapped like in Indiana Jones!

Indiana Jones : A boulder!?! Snap! I need to get a new hobby! AAAHHH!!!

Pan: Here it is!
Trunks: Huh.
Pan: Who's da WO-MAN?! Yeah, that's right fool-wait, what's over there.
Goku: I didn't sense anything. Or see anything. Or smell anything.
Trunks: Nothing here.
Giro: There ain't NOBODY here.
Pan: But there was!
Trunks: Do you something to eat? Or drink? Dooooo you want a SO-da? Well, I tried.
Pan: Screw this, I can't live with myselft if I don't risk myself on hunch!
Giro: Dang nab it.

Pan: So, do you want to be friends?
Evil Robot: No. BOOM!
Pan: Eek!
Goku and Trunks: Don't, we'll save the day, ala flashback of the true 1st episode?
Pan: I could've done that.
Giro: The WHY didn't you? Even I got one! Tha'ts just weak!
Pan: Oh yeah. well, BOOM!
Evil Robot: Ow!
Pan: Peace, I'm out!
Giro: Why didn't you do that from the start?

So in space...again...you'd be a fool if you thought it was, the huh, 1st, yeah...
Pan: Why do we bother using these space bikes if we can outfly them?
Trunks: Duh! So all those motorcycle merchandise makes sense!
Pan: Oh crap, I having toruble keeping up!
Goku: Its been a rough day for you, hasn't it?
Giro: Come Duex ex Machina Man, fly you stupid rop and hook, fly like the power out of a old school Matrix of Leadership, oh yeah, who's your robo daddy? WHO'S YOUR ROBO DADDY!?!

So in the hostipal...hey, I didn't say fool once...damn it!

Goku: Pan, seems alfull worried. Well, more than us. Do you think it'll be a cliche where she falls fo him and he turns out evil?
Trunks: Or maybe he'll turn out good but they'll depart after 1 ep and say the'll remember each other forever but the writers won't.

Pan: Oh please, let the scrip be good and I don't fall for him, oh please, oh please...wait. Grandpa? What in Dende Kami's name are you doing down there?
Goku: Me no like shots.
Pan: Gramps, it was kinda of cute with you reliving your childhood, but now its just freaky.
Trunks: Ah, Pan...
Pan: Oh yeah, he was always like that.
Goku: So sad to see the super intelligence skip after 2 generations-HEY!

BOOM!
Goku: Oh ho, did another one of those Voltorbs blow up again?
Giro: Oh was it Pan trying to get on Matt Wilson's website from here? You'll know you can only acess your computer and the Doc's.
Matt Wilson: Yo.
Ghost Riludo: Stop saying that!

Green Hairded Kiss fan: Hehheh. I don't care how I got into space, then back to my planet in Riludo's body, or back into space to that one ship, but I'M BACK!!! And I'm going to STEP IN THE GRAND TOUR!

Pan and Goku: Oh mannn...
Trunks: Figures the only other person around here with taste would be evil.


So how was it? Be honest, if there was something you didn't like, say so and explain it. Gotta keep me-self level headed. Just keep it from being a flame war.

I meant to add some more, but due to time limits and the fact I spent way too much time in the beginning I couldn't It wasn't becuase I was trying to purposely go into offcourse like DianaGohan suggested, but I thought I couldn't come up with that material so I made the beginning long and tried to gradually shrink the middle and ending times. I hope it worked.

Well, good night and Happy Holidays!

[DianaGohan]

A Fairly Good Parody.

Highlights included the opening speech, Goku remembering the Freeza battle, 17 and Solomon Grundy on Earth ("aren't you dead?" "Or AM I?...yeah, I guess I am. Like that's a big deal around here."), my little cameo (along with William's and Knux Five) and Indiana Jones. Out of 5, I give it a 3.5

CORRADO: Hey, that's my review style! (Kisses him on the cheek) Which I don't mind you taking.

It could still be improved, but hey, it takes awhile to find a certain "groove" in parody writing (It took me till the 3rd Zoid Fuzors episode to get in that groove).

[Corrado]

Even though this wasn't on the level of a DianaGohan or Matt Wilson parody, this was pretty funny. Better than last week's. I liked the Solomon Grundy cameo, as well as cameos from the Various Toonzoners, and Indiana Jones' appearance.

Keep up the good work, shoujoaifan.

Oh, and of course I didn't mind Diana borrowing my review style.

[PaQ]

Finally got to read this after watching GT.
I liked it a lot more than last weeks.
Liked the Freeza flashback.. Very funny.
Could tell that the beginning had more detail but it didn't hurt the story at all.

*Pan runs to my computer*
Pan: PAN SMASH!!!
ME: NO! That's my computer!!!
*Pan gets on her bike and leaves*


Sorry, bored..

[DianaGohan]

So is "Pan Smash!" Pan's catchphrase? Seems like it. My characters in Zoid Fuzors need Catchphrases. Or maybe they need me to leave them alone. I'm going with the former on that.

[shoujoaifan]

You like that huh? Maybe I should do catchphrases for all of them. "Pan Smash!" just seemed SO right since the dub makes her look and sound like a ditz who gets ticked easliy and usually answer things with physical force (well, they ALL do that, and the last episode did beg the question of why she would go alone, and so far she's the only one that beats up on Giro), and with the Hulk DVD release putting him back in the people's mind, it fit.

OKAY, I just put WAAAY too much thought into that Uh...

PAN SMASH!

Yeah, that's the good stuff ...