The VERY FIRST ZAKOZAKO HOUR!!!!!!!!!!

[rhudson765]

Yes, today was the was your second chance to see the VERY FIRST ZakoZako Hour and meet everyone's favorite trio of tiny cannon fodder mobile suits.

Today's Question:

[SIZE=4][COLOR=DarkRed]WHY WE DARK AXIS CAN NEVER WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Frankly, the REAL answer is that they happen to be led by weak, underpowered
cretins who can't seem to work together!

BTW, who is your favoirte Zako Zako host?

[Killtacular]

I can't say "What?", I can't say "..."

I will say this.


The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

[Matthew Williams]

The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Is now the time to scramble valkyrie again, then? (getting it back on topic... sorta...)

[sandwichman]

Is now the time to scramble valkyrie again, then? (getting it back on topic... sorta...)

Are you talking about the junior jumble? On SD Gundam? Or throwing junior jumbles, at valkyries? What are people saying?!

[DianaGohan]

Uh... yeah.

Anyway, I would say I like the hosts equally. They work best when played off each other (or sometimes guests). It would be funny if the SD creators did a "fake" episode that stared these guys doing random stuff while throwing in every Gundam refrence they can pull in a 18 minute show, then having a little Zako hour to explain what the **** just happen before that.

[TylerL]

The president has been kidnapped by Zentradi.
Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?

[Chad Bonin]

C'mon Matt... say it with me...

"... what?"

[DScythe]

The president has been kidnapped by Zentradi.
Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?

Robotech references now too?

[Tienshin]

That's fantastic////// Sorry I meant to type 6 periods ala......

*I messed up*

So what the hell is this topic?

But, I think the bigger question is...When is the last time the Toomami board had an unstable thread core? Cuz my follow up question is simply this...

We spamming this thing or not?

[William C. Maune]

No. I believe unstable core threads are only an Adult Swim board thing. And I don't have 5 dollars to give anybody.

[TylerL]

Make LFV a mod for a day. He's loaded.
There are a lot of people here that could use a banning even if it is just a one-day event.

[Mek]

I'm inspired.

[Mog]

Make LFV a mod for a day. He's loaded.
There are a lot of people here that could use a banning even if it is just a one-day event.

Are you mad? Think of the consequences before making hasty decions, or you'll rue the day you suggested them. Well? Go on. Begin rueing, and I'll be over here.

[William C. Maune]

Research into this idea shall begin, mwa, ha, ha.

(It's all about the Zako chef)

[Tienshin]

Wait...research into unstabilization? That would be "mad happy fun time" iffin that be da case. Plus, PLUS new and interesting silliness.

SILLINESS! How can you not love that?

Not loving silliness = hating babies

You don't hate babies do you? Neither do I.

[Bakunetsamaru]

hehe. i love the zakozako hours. the zakos are so stupid. any 1 here like Bakunetsamaru?????

[TylerL]

I'm more of a fan of Bakunetsumaru.

[rhudson765]

I can't say "What?", I can't say "..."

I will say this.


The president has been kidnapped by ninjas.

Red Zako: Zako? What does this mean? Zako!

Blue Zako: I can't understand it? What's this guy trying to say? Zako?!

[SIZE=2]Yellow Zako: It just doesn't make sense to us poor little Zakos! ZAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!

Shute steps out of the screen.

Shute: This guy probably thinks this thread is weird.

Shute steps back into the screen and dissapears before the Zakos can catch him.

Yello Zako: Could that little organic bug be right?

Red Zako: Does he hate us?

Blue Zako: NOBODY LOVES US! ZAKO ZAKO!!!!!




Zapper Zaku: Of course nobody loves you, you morons. You're part of the Dark Axis and nobody loves the Dark Axis! We're the bad guys, you idiots!


Blue Zako: You mean nobody loves us?

Red Zako: Not even you, Lord Zapper Zaku?


Zapper starts shooting the Zakos.

Zapper: Does that answer your question, you metal mental midgets!?

Yellow Zako: I guess it's true. NOBODY loves us poor little Zakos! ZAKOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Zakos all start crying!

Suddenly the Audience yells out "We love you, ZakoZako Hour Zakos!!! "

All three Zakos: Our audience loves us! YAY!!!!!


Red Zako: Thank you Zako Zako hour fans! And remember, for the furure of the Dark Axis, Zako shoulders fight! YAY!!!!

[rhudson765]

Uh... yeah.

Anyway, I would say I like the hosts equally. They work best when played off each other (or sometimes guests). It would be funny if the SD creators did a "fake" episode that stared these guys doing random stuff while throwing in every Gundam refrence they can pull in a 18 minute show, then having a little Zako hour to explain what the **** just happen before that.

That would be the greatest Gundam episode EVER!!! Even the end of 08MSTeam
pales in comparison!!!!!

[rhudson765]

The president has been kidnapped by Zentradi.
Are you a Bad enough Dude to rescue the President?

Give me the Wing Zero Custom complete with the Buster Rifle and I'd have him safe and sound in 24 hours or less.

Expect a lot of property damage, though.

Price: 1 Billion US$


A little weirdness is good for the soul!