Ham Ham-Ham, the cannibalistic ham-ham who just so happens to love eating ham-ham ham...
Here's a little game to try for all you Hamtaro lovers (and especially haters) Just come up with names or short descriptions for the Ham-Hams that never made it into the club.....
For instance.....
Smoked Ham, our own resident pot-smoking Ham-Ham
The Romantic Otaku
Ham Ham-Ham, the cannibalistic ham-ham who just so happens to love eating ham-ham ham...
Deviled Ham--the one with the beedy little red eyes
Cured Ham--finally got over that case of sugar-sweetness
Dryed Ham--a skull on a desk
Breakfast Ham--the one that always wakes everyone up really early in the morning on Sunday
Canadian Bacon--everybody's favorite hockey playing hamster, complete with missing teeth and a bad faux accent, right eh?
"So, as my final thought, steal from your parents"-Lewis Black
Here's a couple of games I wouldn't mind owning.
Ham-Tauro
Hamtaro and his pals running from the bulls, dodging and jumping, but one falls movie and its "squish
Zoo trip
Laura goes on a class trip to the zoo, the hampsters join in and the object is to see how many hampsters are left alive at the end of the game.
RogueMartian, Prisoner of Circumstance
I'm gonna sleep this off like a baaad hangover
"Cuz, y'know, nothing says stealth like neon-friggin'-orange." -Conekiller
Processed Ham- Meca hamster owned by Soundwave of Decepticons. "Launching....Processed Ham. Operation... Get Down and Disco."
Bat Ham- A bat who stalks the Ham-Hams at night for their blood.
M.C. Ham Ham- An ex-millionare rapping hamster.
Pac Ham- Yellow hamster that eats diamonds of sugar in a maze being chased by ghosts.
Ham Solo- Space pirate who flies around on his pet faclon with his very hairy hamster companion Chewham-ha.
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Ham Solo- Space pirate who flies around on his pet faclon with his very hairy hamster companion Chewham-ha.
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kamehame-Ham: Resident Dragonball Fanboy...Er hamster
Devil Ham-Ham Yohko- Girl hamster with a sword that protects the town's hamsters from demons "or should I say crows, cats, dogs, ect"
Ham-hachi Mishima- Evil superpowered hamster that is the owner of the Mishima Financial Empire bent on taking over the world while being in constant battle his son Kazu-Ham and his grand son Ji-Ham.
Roadkill the Ham-Ham...atleast thats what I call my brothers hamster..
-radiohead . coldplay . sigur ros . muse . incubus . interpol-
Comic Fanatic Ham: A hamster that never gets away from his comics
"I hear a lot of loose talk about justice these days. Maybe we should talk more about peace." Robin#26 early Mar. 96
"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words, with great power comes great responsibility. This is my gift, my curse. Who am I? I'm Spider-man."- Peter Parker
Justice League of Viglantes fan-fic
Coming January 2003
Glam-taro: Hamtaro's ancestor who lived in the 1980's. Had a loud, shrill, high-pitched voice. Prone to nosing around and occasionally attempting to play his owner's electric guitar, resulting in wacky hijinks. Known to bathe in mousse.
Cobra Command-Ham: Evil, egotistical, cowardly, dim-witted, stubborn and power-hungry rodent who once had his own "Anti Ham-Ham Gang" whose members would stab him in the back at any opportunity. Likes snakes for some reason. All his plans to invade the Ham-Ham Gang's clubhouse and "Crush those wretched Ham-Hams", as he puts it, fail miserably. Wears a mask or a hood at all times. Has the exact same voice as Hamtaro's ancestor, Glam-taro.
Destaro: Rich, arrogant sunflower seed supplier to the Anti Ham-Ham Gang. Has a thing for a cetain AHHG member named Bijou-ness. Cobra Command-Ham isn't too fond of Destaro...
Sorpent-Ham: Genetically engineered from the DNA of the world's most intelligent, evil and snake-obsessed hamsters of all time (plus a ninja and a Professional Wrestler) by AHHG scientist and mustache-wax afficionado Dr. Ham-Bender, Sorpent-Ham overthrew Cobra Command-Ham, becoming the new leader of the AHHG. Likes snakes even more than Cobra Command-Ham, so much that he wears one around his neck, somehow managing not to get strangled and eaten. Cobra Command-Ham hates Sorpent-Ham, calling him a "Test-tube Hammy".
Zartam: Mercinary who the AHHG often hires. His specialty is getting funny-looking suntans.
The Ham-nocks: Rude, crude, loud, slow-witted thieves from Austrailia. One of them thinks he's a pirate. Known to hang around Zartam for some reason. They steal nothing but chocolate donut gems and grape soda. Once considered stealing yogurt, but overheard that it didn't "sound too good".
The Ham-Hocks: Whenever these guys hang around the Ham-Ham Gang, their sunflower seeds have more flavor.
Space Ham: A talk show host/superhero, or at least he looks like a superhero, seeing as he wears a cowl, cape and tights at all times. Fights crime in outer space, or at night, depending on who you're asking. TV show: "Space Ham: Coast ot Coast". Has two youthful sidekicks: Ham and Hayce.
Ham Ham the Ham-Ham: Tom Arnold's next project. Was mentioned on "Space Ham: Coast to Coast" once.
Spam: Annoying hamster who waltzes into the Ham-Ham Gang's clubhouse whenever he so desires to clue the Hams in to information they didn't ask for.
-Jason Furness (the Pixelated guy)
Salted Ham-The old crusty geezer who sits around in the corrner of his cage all day
Slam Ham-dresses in various shades of black and red, hangs out in the pit at all the major punk and hardcore concerts.
Light Ham-one of those Siberian hamsters
"So, as my final thought, steal from your parents"-Lewis Black
Sailor Ham-Defender of all sunflower seeds!
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Smoked - Ham : See how many ham-hams can make it through the firery inferno of HELL!
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Hamchi: A normal everyday ham ham, who can generate the light Ham Wings.
Hamoko: Demon ham that can shoot energy blasts or make energy swords. She's hopelessly in love with Hamchi.
Ayekham: Snooty princess ham ham from the Jurham. Also hopelessly in love with Hamchi.
Little Hamchu: The Ham Ham Scientist in the Universe! Also hopelessly in love with Hamchi.
Ham Ham Hakusho: The Spirit Detective Ham Ham.
Ham Hamburger: The German ham ham who loves to eat.
Mayor McHam: The Mayor of Hamhamland.
The Hamgrimace: Big, purple and nothing can kill him.
Hamdal: The ham ham of Randal from Clerks.
Hamte: The ham ham of Dante from Clerks. Hamte and Hamdal like to make references to Star Wars and swear, a lot.
Hamlin Bree: Hamte's girlfriend who cheats on Hamte, a lot.
Jam and Silent Ham: Two ham hams who hang in front of the ham ham stop who sell Poppy Seeds.
Johnny the Hamicidal Maniac- A thin little guy with black fur and a big knife. Has two styrofoam puppets that talk to him and swear alot.
Ham N' Cheese- Two bloodthirsty, alcoholic hamsters that cause massive property damage and carnage.
Animal Ham- An environmentalist superham that discovers his life is just a cartoon show after his family is murdered.
Madham- A superham drawn by Mike Allred, instanly making him ultra-snazzy.
New X-Hams- A crack team of mutant superhams, written by Grant Morrison.
"Superman ain't here to help sell your chocolatey-ass milk, rabbit! Superman makes his OWN chocolate milk, and he does it out of space dust and magic wishes! You ain't got NOTHING on imaginary potential Superman Milk, fool! GO HOME, RABBIT! GO HOME!"- Jon Morris, Gone & Forgotten
Tim Vee: What? No Hammy Noodle Boy?
LMAO Karl.
Obi Ham Kenobi- Hamdai master.
Hamikin- Hamdai padwan learner attempting to chew out of his cgae
Hamdame- former queen now Senator from Hamboo, the object of Maikin's stalker tendancies
Invader Ham- Strange green hamster that seems bent on world domination
Hir- Ham's dumb as a fence post cohort in crime
"So, as my final thought, steal from your parents"-Lewis Black
Hamario- An italian plumber hamster who rescues Princess Hamstool from the evil Hamzer.
Hamigi- Hamario's taller and wussier brother. Likes to play GhostBusters.
Sonic the Ham-Hog- The fastest hamster in towm who eats chili dogs.
Hamyu- Hamster who's black belt is in Shotokan Karate and is a Neighborhood Fighter searching for his teacher Hamkuma.
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