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Y'know, I learned something today...

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Kury Wagner, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Carolina Red

    Carolina Red Your ad here (for just $15k!)

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    I learned that my Casey Kasem impersonation works best when I get all angry and start cursing out people. It's ponderous man, $#@^!! ponderous.
     
  2. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    I learned not to cut my fingernails with a pair of hedge clippers.

    I've also learned not to use a piece of broken glass as a razor or battery acid for aftershave.
     
  3. DarthGonzo

    DarthGonzo Fourteen Years!

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    "I learned what my liver looks like."
     
  4. Ikwig

    Ikwig is wishing. . .

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    I learned that sometimes it's a bad plan to clean the hair out of the sink drain. <sigh> :sweat:
     
  5. Weatherman

    Weatherman Space...not what it used to be
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    I learned that leaves really clog up a lawn mower.
     
  6. Captain Highwind

    Captain Highwind Active Member

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    I learned my left eye sees things with a blue tint, while my right eye sees things with a red tint.
     
  7. Kury Wagner

    Kury Wagner Jizzyboobgirlkury

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    I learned that other people don't find my loud opinions quite as amusing as I do.
    I... I think you may be wearing 3-D glasses, dear. =/
     
  8. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    I learned that puting hard-boiled eggs in the microwave is not a good idea.
     
  9. Weatherman

    Weatherman Space...not what it used to be
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    I learned that cats shed......A LOT!
     
  10. Sharklady

    Sharklady Active Member

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    I learned that, when picking what time to leave to get someplace by 5:30 PM, there is no such thing as making *too much* allowance for rush-hour traffic.
     
  11. Leaping Larry Jojo

    Leaping Larry Jojo Searching for a map

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    I learned that it's OK to try new things even though you have no idea what you're doing.
     
  12. StarScream64

    StarScream64 Hero of Time

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    I learned that cheese can, in fact, be toasted.
     
  13. purplehairedwonder

    purplehairedwonder No woman should suffer at the hands of men
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    I learned that can bees come through an open dorm window :sweat:
     
  14. Leaping Larry Jojo

    Leaping Larry Jojo Searching for a map

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    So can rats. You know, one girl I knew who lived in my college dorm once woke up with a dead rat between her boobs. Turns out the rat had been sick for a quite a while and was looking for a comfortable place to die. The girl was traumatized for life. :sweat:
     
  15. Sharklady

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    This is going to sound weird, but is absolutely factual:

    I learned that, if somebody asks you to deliver a ranting telegraph to an obesity conference whilst wearing a gorilla costume, and they claim it's just for a joke, you should read said telegraph carefully to determine whether it actually is.

    (It's a *long* story...)
     
  16. Kury Wagner

    Kury Wagner Jizzyboobgirlkury

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    Why can't people just accept me? =[

    I learned that people look at you funny if you do nothing but watch and talk about Doctor Who all day.
    Ahahaha! That's messed up! I love it.
     
  17. purplehairedwonder

    purplehairedwonder No woman should suffer at the hands of men
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    That just makes me glad I'm on the 8th floor :ack:

    Today I learned that I can still spit out a 3.5 page paper in an hour in a half. Still got it :p
     
  18. Mitzi

    Mitzi Griselda, Jr.

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    I learned that many 20 somethings have the mindsets of 5-year-olds.
     
  19. Sharklady

    Sharklady Active Member

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    StarScream64 Hero of Time

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    I learned that my new scanner hates me. It mocks me at night, and curses me in the day. That's what I've learned.
     

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