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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Kury Wagner, Jun 7, 2006.

  1. Kury Wagner

    Kury Wagner Jizzyboobgirlkury

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    Ooh, share your wisdom.

    I learned that you shouldn't watch food go around in a microwave. It makes you dizzy, and, sadly, doesn't give you magnetic powers.
     
  2. Jave

    Jave Beware of the SPLAT
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    I've learned that whoever said chocolate and peanut butter don't mix is a flat out liar. They taste GREAT together.
     
  3. Agent S7

    Agent S7 Destined to Rock

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    Today I discovered the true joy of a cooked lunch-meat, cheese & jelly sandwich. Bliss.

    ~s7
     
  4. Captain Highwind

    Captain Highwind Active Member

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    Peanut butter sandwich, while a quick hearty meal, does not last 5 hours.

    --rests head on desk--
     
  5. Kaoru

    Kaoru She is a girl

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    Today I learned that when you ask toonzoners what they learned today It's always about food.
     
  6. Kury Wagner

    Kury Wagner Jizzyboobgirlkury

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    I learned that you should beware too-friendly shoe-salesmen...
     
  7. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    ... Never shoot a laser at a mirror. It shoots back.
     
  8. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    if I try acting like Zorba the Greek, I'll just end up coming off like Harpo Marx.
     
  9. mikestorm

    mikestorm I'm nodding on the inside.

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    Last week I learned to never go off roading in a VW Passat no matter how late you are. :shrug:



    Stupid oil pan.
     
  10. Prophet Wing

    Prophet Wing Bird is the Word

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    I just recently learned never to discuss philosophy with a schizophrenic.
     
  11. Mr. Pedro

    Mr. Pedro Der Patton

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    Something I learned today
    Black and white is always grey
    Looking through the window pane
    I'm not inside your brain

    Something I learned today
    Yield to the right-of-way
    Stopping at a 4-way sign
    Someone else's rules, not mine

    Something I learned today
    Never look straight in the sun's rays
    Letting all the sunshine in
    Can't remember where I've been

     
  12. Kaoru

    Kaoru She is a girl

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    I learned you shouldn't cover yourself with an defective electric blanket on a faulty water bed.
     
  13. Peter Paltridge

    Peter Paltridge Knows about rock people
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    I learned owning your own website does not impress ladies.
     
  14. mikestorm

    mikestorm I'm nodding on the inside.

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    I learned that you can't dance around like they do in the ipod commercials without the earbuds constantly falling out.

    OR (in case people disagree with this statement)

    I learned I have retarded ears.
     
  15. Kury Wagner

    Kury Wagner Jizzyboobgirlkury

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    My bit of wisdom for today: Go Fish and Uno are much more fun with profanity.
    No, no... you, sir, are very correct. You can't even reach across a table without the buggers falling out. I don't like them at all. *glares at eeeevol earbuds*
     
  16. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    Only thing cooler then Priates vs. ninjas are Space Priates vs. technoninjas
     
  17. mikestorm

    mikestorm I'm nodding on the inside.

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    Today I learned Kury has retarded ears like me, making it overwhelmingly possible she is my long lost sister I just now decided I probably have.

    My ipod makes grocery shopping bearable. I would starve without it.
     
  18. tucsoncoyote

    tucsoncoyote Time to get my "Game face" on

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    I learned today that it's not nice to tempt mother nature... especially when she has PMS.....

    :coyote:
     
  19. AdamYJ

    AdamYJ The Saturday Morning Kid

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    Today, I learned that laser vision surgery does not actually give you laser-vision.
     
  20. Kaoru

    Kaoru She is a girl

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    I learned it doesn't matter what you're wearing, girls will not notice you unless you're a bad-boy, or a lesbian.
     

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