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Who's That Pokemon?

Discussion in 'Platypus Comix' started by Peter Paltridge, Jun 20, 2008.

  1. Peter Paltridge

    Peter Paltridge Knows about rock people
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    So many years back when Pokemon Red and Blue were hot, I borrowed my cousin's Red cartridge to shuffle some mons around between his game and mine and complete my Pokedex. The names he'd given many of his Pokemon made me laugh my head off, and I made a list of them all. I later sent the best names in the list to Nintendo Power and they actually printed some of them, but left out the funniest ones for some reason. (It's volume 144 if you want to look it up. And they cut out the Snorlax named Thunder Chunky!)

    Gengar: Dr. Evil
    Geodude: Rocksteady
    Caterpie: UglyNGreen
    Clefairy: Tinkerpal
    Onix: RingOMaruf
    Spearow: LadyHawke
    Rattata: Pinky
    Raticate: The Brain
    Gastly: Ball-O-Gas
    Machop: TaiQuanLee
    Oddish: Vegeta
    Nidoran (male): BentGender
    Nidoran (female): GendrBendr
    Raichu: Mokona
    Butterfree: Todd Pod
    Cubone: Senor Bone
    Ditto: Guy Incognito
    Ditto: Matt Damon
    Hypno: Psyko
    Voltorb: Blue Hammer (?)
    Paras: Shroomlord
    Drowzee: Aunt Eater
    Pidgey: Godpigeon
    Drowzee: Baku
    Wigglytuff: Puff Daddy
    Cloyster: Half Shell
    Zubat: Count Chocula
    Dewgong: Sea Loins
    Marowak: Bone Daddy
    Rhydon: Meg Ryan
    Dodrio: GangstaBirdz
    Victreebel: Poochefud (?)
    Weedle: Slimey
    Diglett: Forest Lump
    Seaking: Elvis
    Persian: Meow Mix! (exclamation included)
    Magnemite: Die-ode
    Lapras: Locheed
    Paras: Shiitake
    Nidorina: Miss ****** (it rhymes)
    Kakuna: Koon Boy
    Golem: Rocky
    Krabby: Walker Texas Ranger (WLKRTXSRNGR)
    Starmie: Jennifer Love Hewitt (JNFRLVHWIT)
    Goldeen: Wanda
    Exeggutor: Tamagotchi
    Clefable: Lufa
    Tangela: Crinkles
    Kangaskhan: Skippy
    Dugtrio: The Stooges
    Nidoking: Lumzilla
    Kingler: Crabs
    Chansey: Mystre
    Magneton: Magneto
    Horsea: Slick Willy
    Seel: Blubbergum
    Psyduck: Ducktr Demento
    Nidoran (male): Spike Lee
    Nidoran (female): Bad Mutha
    Rhyhorn: Rhinoplastr
    Venomoth: Arthur
    Flareon: Mistique
    Slowpoke: Dimwitt
    Sandslash: Spore
    Poliwrath: KungFuTrip
    Seadra: Neptune
    Poliwag: Wagner
    Chansey: Evol
    Koffing: Small Pox
    Weezing: Large Pox
    Alakazam: Mr. Mental
    Snorlax: Thunder Chunky
    Alakazam: David Copperfield
    Chansey: EvolDthBay
    Tentacruel: Leo DeCaprio
    Arbok: Cobra Commander
    Omastar: Illthid
    Fearow: Archangel
    Moltres: SuZaku
    Blastoise: Wet-Back
    Articuno: Dark Frost
    Mewtwo: Project X
    Primape: Brass Monkey
    Krabby: Judge Judy
    Tauros: Brutus
    Pidgey: Squit
    Geodude: BillSPrstn (no idea)
    Psyduck: Daffy
    Growlithe: Inferno
    Ditto: Enigma
    Duduo: Birdz
    Ekans: Anna Konda
    Fearow: Shakespear
    Zapdos: Blitzkreig
    Gyarados: Fred Savage
    Electabuzz: Frank Zappa
    Dragonite: SeiRyu
    Vileplume: Droolie
    Arcanine: Firebrand
    Primeape: Bubbles (Michael Jackson's monkey)
     
  2. J. B. Warner

    J. B. Warner Increasing my wordiness

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    Aw, yours are so much cooler than mine! I just gave all my Pokémon their Japanese names (Venusaur became Fushigibana, Charizard became Lizardon, etc.) - I used it as my own little form of rebellion against Nintendo of America for Americanizing all the names in the game. This was, of course, back when I was something of an elitist when it came to this franchise...

    You named your Electabuzz "Frank Zappa", once again proving that you are made of win.
     
  3. Peter Paltridge

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    No, not ME, HIM. My cousin. These are HIS names....
     
  4. J. B. Warner

    J. B. Warner Increasing my wordiness

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    D'oh - read the post too fast. I gotta quit doing that...

    Doesn't mean you're made of any less win, though.
     
  5. Dynamite XI

    Dynamite XI Whoa, where have I been?

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    That one is named for the infamous Bill S. Preston, Esq.
     

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