What Happens If You Don't Use Spoiler Tags (Pictures)

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  1. Ben

    Ben Wise Fool

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    What Happens If You Don't Use Spoiler Tags

    A Newbie Book

    Written by Eight-O and edited by Ben
    Illustrated by Ben (me) and MS Paint

    Someone, we'll call him Paco...

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  2. Ben

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    Sees a TZ topic...

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    ...and wishes to add his lighthearted take to the discussion.
     
  3. Ben

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    Then, as our adventurer is scrolling through the page, he happens to see a GIGANTIC FREAKING SPOILER regarding a very long series that's STILL IN THE PROCESS OF BEING AIRED ON AMERICAN TELEVISION FOR THE FIRST TIME.

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  4. Ben

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    Paco follows this show.

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    Paco enjoys it very much.

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    Paco tries very hard to forget he read it, but he obviously can't, since the harder he tries, the more it sinks in.

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  7. Ben

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    And now, a major part of the show, which is still a long way from airing, has been ruined for Paco.

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    Paco is, understandably, quite upset.
     
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    Paco goes on a murderous rampage with a chainsaw, eventually ripping dozens of people limb from limb.

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    All because someone couldn't exercise a little caution and put blatant spoilers of epic magnitude in relation to the show he enjoyed very much into the convenient, handy, easy-to-implement "spoiler box."

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    The end.
     
  10. Evil Dr. Reef

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    I love this story. Tell it again?
     
  11. EightOh

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    I like stories.
     
  13. DarkPoet89

    DarkPoet89 Soujiro's back!

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    Wow. That... was bloody awesome. Paco's my new hero.

    EightOh and Ben, you guys rock!
     
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    Toonzone should sell Paco plushies.
     
  15. Sora Takenouchi

    Sora Takenouchi Star Stealer!

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    Paco looks cuddly.
     
  16. KarlOlson

    KarlOlson Art Imitates Life

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    Twage deserves a pizza trophy, or alteast a bottle of Pocari Sweat.

    Great work. :)
     
  17. Mynd Hed

    Mynd Hed Holy blue on a popo!

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    You see that? Some thoughtless person turned that nice upstanding young llama into a mass murderer. Now Kuzcotopia will never be built, and John Goodman will never learn the meaning of true friendship. A pox on spoilers!
     
  18. Poser Wannabe

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    ROFL, you scare me sometimes Ben. ;) The picture with Paco's mouth open wide is my favorite.
     
  19. Anime Guy

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    The only time I care about spoiler use is when it's about major things. Like
    at the end of Cowboy Bebop. That's not much of a spoiler now since just about everyone has seen Bebop. But, I don't want to ruin it like AS did for people who are just getting into Bebop.
     
  20. PaQ

    PaQ Believe it!

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    lol. Great book.

    I think I went to highschool with Paco. :D

    I agree. I do the same.
     

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