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There is nothing funny you can say that won't offend me.

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Aquadementia, Apr 1, 2013.

  1. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    I challenge you to come up with a joke or humorous remark that does not offend me.
    I don't believe such a thing as an inoffensive joke exist.
    So, let's hear your least offensive material.
    I promise to be as offended as I possibly can.
     
  2. The Talon

    The Talon Active Member

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    What day do fish hate most?
    Fry-day!
     
  3. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    I guess what you find funny is that fish are cognizant enough to realize they are to be put to death, organs ripped out and thrown in the trash, their bodies fried in oil, one of the most horrible punishments from antiquity, and then consumed by their tormentor.
    In some way maybe that makes eating fish more delicious to you. I, for one, am horrified.
     
  4. G. Wen

    G. Wen aspiring artist

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    Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.
     
  5. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    Oh, just crossing to get to the other side, as if there’s nothing wrong with this side of the road. No, it's "just crossing." Well, if that chicken didn't think there was something wrong with this side of the road I’m pretty darn sure it wouldn’t be crossing.
    I can empathize. I know what it’s like to make your side the best it can be, but for no reason someone goes “just crossing.” And after working my fingers to the bone too. I can’t help but be put out.
    To me, that chicken’s a traitor!
     
  6. cognitofalcon

    cognitofalcon G'night evry' body!!

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    What,s red, and bad for your teeth? A brick!
     
  7. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    I’ll ignore the implied violence of hitting someone in the face with a brick. Maybe they deserve it.
    But your joke belittles how the communist conspiracy has used our own teeth against us to pollute America's precious fluids with fluoride. What irony; baiting us with the promise of building teeth strong but in reality corrupting their moral fiber. You are playing right into their hands. Sorry if I don't bite, comrade .
     
  8. G. Wen

    G. Wen aspiring artist

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    Yo mama so nasty, when she used Secret, it told on her!
     
  9. MadMan400096

    MadMan400096 World War I Flying Ace

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    A cat walked into a bar. Everyone took pictures of it and posted it on 4chan with funny captions.
     

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