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The "Screw Attack" thread (may contain adult material)

Discussion in 'Video Games' started by TKnHappyNess, Dec 7, 2007.

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  1. TKnHappyNess

    TKnHappyNess Active Member

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    How do you make Tetris challenging?

    Distract the player with naked women.

    Truly, a brilliant stratagem.

    EDIT: Ha ha, Street Fighter 3.
     
  3. SB20xx

    SB20xx Oooooh!
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    I'm a little annoyed that no King of Fighters game graced the Top 10 Fighters list. And I would've chosen a different SF game for #1. Otherwise, not too bad of a list.
     
  4. Juu-kuchi

    Juu-kuchi Everypony's Starry-Eyed

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    It's about time Street Fighter 3 got some credit.
     
  5. Lord Dalek

    Lord Dalek Uncreative Hack

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    True but overall its not the best fighting game ever made. Heck its not the best Street Fighter for that matter.
     
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    Amen, brother. The final boss, Gil, brought cheap to a whole new level. This guy was even cheaper than Marvel vs. Capcom era Cyclops.
     
  7. Juu-kuchi

    Juu-kuchi Everypony's Starry-Eyed

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    True, we are leaving out other good ones like Alphas 2 and 3.

    And no Garou: Mark of the Wolves? Come on.
     
  8. Antiyonder

    Antiyonder Amalgam Universe Overlord
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    SB20xx Oooooh!
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    GameTrailers has the Top Ten Hos of gaming. I must say I've never heard of Bikini Karate Babes until I watched this. For those that have played it, is the game engine any good, or is it complete crap and the game is nothing but pure titillation?
     
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    I haven't seen the video, but there are probably some hos from a GTA game and a reference to Don Imus in it.

    EDIT: That sucks. The GTA hos don't even count.
     
  11. RSNaco

    RSNaco Izzy's Second Biggest Fan

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    I didn't see one thing in there that I actually have, this little baby:[​IMG]

    The coolest Genesis iteration of all, the Genesis CDX, which was a combination Genesis and Sega CD combined into one unit that for some weird reason encouraged you to use it as a CD player. Apparently, it's pretty rare, so maybe that can excuse him from not having it.
     
  12. Juu-kuchi

    Juu-kuchi Everypony's Starry-Eyed

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    I kindof wish he gave a reason why he wouldn't use Black Cauldron for a Video Game Vault feature.

    But that said, that's pretty classy, in that nerdy video game sense of the word.
     
  13. Eddy

    Eddy there's a chicken on my head

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    Seeing all those game and console boxes really makes me wish I saved the boxes for my games when I was a kid.
     
  14. Storm Eagle

    Storm Eagle Power to the peaceful

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    I know what you mean. I kept the box for my NES, but I don't know what I did with it. I also wish I didn't dispose of the boxes I had for my first two NES games.
     
  15. Lord Dalek

    Lord Dalek Uncreative Hack

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    SB20xx Oooooh!
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    Never played the NES Home Alone but it looks extremely tiresome. I did rent the SNES Home Alone back in the day- the premise was pretty different: You go through four "wings" of Kevin's house (BTW, that has to be the biggest house in history) collecting presents and dropping them down the laundry chute to the basement. Along the way you have to avoid or defeat generic robbers (who remembers THEM from the movie?), as well as Harry & Marv who show up every once in a while.

    It wasn't anything to write home about but judging from the VGV video, it looks miles better than the NES version.

    EDIT: BTW, the SNES version also contained the phrase "Oh no!", but at least they gave us the trademark Kevin scream to go with it.
     
  17. Jave

    Jave Beware of the SPLAT
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    VGV, you suck for reminding me of Home Alone. That game was HORRIBLE. Worse than anything AVGN has ever reviewed.

    I mean seriously, survive the game for 20 minutes? Am I seriously playing this? What were they thinking?
     
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    That would mean it's worse than itself.

    OMG Paradox.
     
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    Wait, when did The Nerd review Home Alone?
     
  20. Tenku

    Tenku D-don't come any closer!

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    Ok, I am a bit late on the Top 10 Fighters...

    And, I don't like it. Sure, MvC2 was #2, but what happened to King of Fighters, Fatal Fury, or even Samurai Shodown? ...besides the fact they're from SNK-Playmore.
     
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