I have a confession to make. I felt sad when Snails died. ....I was fourteen when I saw it in theaters. This was before I started paying more attention to character archetypes and what makes a good or bad story. I wasn't aware of how painfully annoying Marlan Wayne's character was. I was innocent, I tell ya. Innocent! Too naive! Too ignorant! XD That said, funny review. I haven't laughed at an NC review in a while (most of them were just okay), but the Zelda cameo, the Christmas card, the "up and down" sword sequence (which reminded me of Final Fantasy IX's sword fighting mini-game, although that one was a neat little diversion), and so forth took the icing on the cake.