The Internet is full of weird images. As you run across them, put 'em here. I'll start with this scan of a random 90's trading card: "Jamm Jams"??? Oh wait, it's JAMM(R)(TM). Why would you copyright such a name? Who else is going to take it? And is this all he does? Is he named after his singular character trait, like a Harvey character? Does he get up every morning and start "jamming" in his goofy outfit with his backup dancers until the sun goes down, sleep, and repeat? Are the girls holograms? As in....JAMM(R)(TM) and the Holograms? Does he have to yank an earring for this to happen? Hmm. I don't know.