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[Secrets]: Luke Skywalker

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by DaNang1970, Oct 27, 2002.

  1. Depth Charge

    Depth Charge wheres crackychan

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    "The best thing about my mechanical hand..... watch this, Go Go Gadget Key" *key comes out of finger*
     
  2. DaNang1970

    DaNang1970 with a rush of cherry flavor

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    The one thing I regret most is that I never told Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru just how much I loved them. You know, on account that they were grotesquely burned to a crisp by the Empire and all. Also, I wish I could have saved all my porn.

    oooh... Girls of Jabba's Palace...
     
  3. Depth Charge

    Depth Charge wheres crackychan

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    "Screw stoopy poopy Jedi powers, Jango Fett is the most bad-ass person in the entire galaxy."
     
  4. Barb Gordon

    Barb Gordon Nin-Mod

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    "You know that gold bikini Leia had to wear as Jabba's slavegirl? She WANTED to wear it. She says she was forced to, pfft, she's lying."

    ~Barb
     
  5. Patrick Bateman

    Patrick Bateman Telling it like it is

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    "I really regret burning my dad's Darth Vader costume. Especially the voice box. I wanna sound like James Earl Jones too, darnit!"
     
  6. DaNang1970

    DaNang1970 with a rush of cherry flavor

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    I think it's really funny listening to all those jack-asses who think that "Luke, I am your father" is an actual quote from Empire. Hee-hee. My daddy never said that.
     
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    Barb Gordon Nin-Mod

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    "I'm not kidding when I say I think Peter Mayhew ate and slept in his costume....even when we weren't filming for days...I think he thought he WAS Chewbacca or something...Of course as much as people joke around with me, they don't understand the fact that I AM Luke Skywalker..."

    ~Barb
     
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    Parallax Active Member

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    "Fact is I'm not Luke, name's Bob I just wanted to sound cooler."

    "Jar Jar Binks was originaly going to be in the movie but I killed his actor" :p
     
  9. Ikwig

    Ikwig is wishing. . .

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    "Well, technically I didn't kill him; I just sent him on a one-way trip to a deserted island in middle of the Atlantic. Told him he looked like he need a vacation! ::smirk:: Of course, the best part was that everybody thanked me profusely for getting him out of the way!"

    (LOL, these are hilarious, BTW. :D )
     
  10. DaNang1970

    DaNang1970 with a rush of cherry flavor

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    One time, a long while ago, my buds and I lit a bag of dewback poop on fire and set it on Old Ben's doorstep. He came out yelling and started jumping on it to put it out, but it stuck to his shoe! He saw us hiding behind a rock and screamed "I know where you live, ya bastuds! I mean it!" Then we ran away, laughing.

    He never mentioned it to me later while I studied under him, but there was always a slight tension between us.
     

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