Summer is once again upon us, and with it, opportunities to go to theme parks in Los Angeles and Orlando. In celebration, I've created a list of theme parks that didn't make the cut: The Unfinished Roller Coaster [Operating at 300,400,768 mph! It's A Small World:2012 Edition Disney's beloved ride has been updated for modern audiences! Responding to constant complaints that the famed and long-running It's A Small World attraction was overtly childish and milquetoast, the Walt Disney Corporation has revealed that this summer, the river will become a wild and furious rapids ride with a 20,000,000 foot waterfall drop, the international children will be branding gaitling guns and cherry bombs, and starving, lethal anacondas now infest the murky waters. Now, the real fun comes from surviving this horrific ordeal, as not everyone makes it out alive. A History of Fast-Food Cashiers: The Ride Self-explanatory. Also was a musical!