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Replace A Word In A Quote With "Pants".

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by The Huntsman, Dec 2, 2012.

  1. The Huntsman

    The Huntsman Friend of Toon Zone

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    This is a classic forum game that has existed on many forums over the years, but considering the state of things at the moment, maybe going back in time isn't that bad of an idea. What you do is take a quote from any form of entertainment and replace one word with "pants". An example, and one of the most commonly used ones, is...

    "I find your lack of pants disturbing."

    ...to make it more of a game, people can also try to figure out what the original quote was taken from when they post their own quotes, but you don't have to if you don't know it. The one above is a line spoken by Darth Vader. Here is one to get the ball rolling.

    "How dare you open a spaceman's pants on an uncharted planet!"
     
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  2. KYO'NYUU IMOUTO

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    "Are you talking about pants?!" -- Son Gokuu to Freeza
     
  3. RockmanDash

    RockmanDash Retired

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    "This pants of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you!"-Domon from G Gundam.
     
  4. KYO'NYUU IMOUTO

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    "America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedoms, it will be because we destroyed our pants."

    "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all pants."

    "Labor is prior to, and independent of, Pants. Pants is only the fruit of labor, and could never have existed if labor had not first existed. Labor is the superior of pants, and deserves much the higher consideration."
     
  5. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    Good one Huntsman!

    I'll just dust off a few Shakespeare quotes

    “If you have pants, prepare to shed them now.” from "Julius Caesar"

    “Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your pants.” from "Julius Caesar"

    “Give every man thine ear, but few thy pants.” from "Hamlet"
     
  6. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    "Subtle and insubstantial, the expert leaves no trace; divinely mysterious, he is inaudible. Thus he is master of his pants' fate." - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
     
  7. KYO'NYUU IMOUTO

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    "I have an army."

    "We have pants."
     
  8. wonderfly

    wonderfly Shaking things up a bit
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    Dr. Emmett Brown goes even more cuckoo:

    "It's your pants, Marty! Something's gotta be done about your pants!"
     
  9. Getouttamylab!

    Getouttamylab! Was a coiled up attack snake before it was cool

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    "You wouldn't hit pants with glasses on, would you?" - King Candy "Wreck It Ralph"

    "Some men just want to watch the pants burn" - Alfred "The Dark Knight"

    "Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your pants out!" - one of Garfield's opening quotes from "Garfield and Friends"
     
  10. KYO'NYUU IMOUTO

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    From Major Payne:

    "Do not attempt to challenge my pants."

    "I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of pants into a well-discipline cadet unit."

    "From this day forward your sorry asses belong to me. You will not eat, sleep, drink, blow your nose or dig in your butts without my say so. Know this, killing is my pants, ladies, and pants is good."
     
  11. Dreyfus

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    "You had me at pants."
     
  12. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    "The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its pants." - The Call of Cthulhu, by H.P. Lovecraft
     
  13. RockmanDash

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    "Those who pants won't matter, and those who matter won't mind"-Dr.Seuss
     
  14. xgamer

    xgamer Guest

    “EA Sports! It’s in the pants.” (EA Sports games) :p
     
  15. mynut

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    "When I was a little kid, I used to be really embarrass my pants." Russell Crowe
     
  16. KYO'NYUU IMOUTO

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    "YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE PANTS!!!" -- A Few Good Men.
     
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  18. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    People will know this one, but I'm 'easy' to solve


    "We wont be intimidated by criminal pants!"
     

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