This is a classic forum game that has existed on many forums over the years, but considering the state of things at the moment, maybe going back in time isn't that bad of an idea. What you do is take a quote from any form of entertainment and replace one word with "pants". An example, and one of the most commonly used ones, is... "I find your lack of pants disturbing." ...to make it more of a game, people can also try to figure out what the original quote was taken from when they post their own quotes, but you don't have to if you don't know it. The one above is a line spoken by Darth Vader. Here is one to get the ball rolling. "How dare you open a spaceman's pants on an uncharted planet!"