Prepare for parody, music, and unbridled zaniness, in yet another lackluster effort by ToonZone staffer Craig Marinaro! Now available for an unlimited time is the bold new "Animaniacs Analects," a compendium containing three never-before-seen short tales featuring some of your Animaniacs favorites! Gasp in utter shock as a glob of bean dip comes to life! Squeal in utter shock as reflections take on lives of their own! Tap your toes in utter shock as Christopher Walken sings! Click in utter shock on the link to The WBC Fanfic Archive! -C Official ToonZone Self-Promoter. So there.