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Let's Take Over The World You Jerks! (zombie thread, you jerks)

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Jave, Nov 8, 2007.

  1. Jave

    Jave Beware of the SPLAT
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    I officially declare the Legion of Pathetic Supervillians open for business! If you want to become a member, apply here with your ridiculous plan for world domination! Together, we can make our dream of taking over the planet a reailty! Or not. We'll see.

    No mercy on this topic, kids. GO WILD.


    (But please, keep it family-friendly and no one-word posts)
     
  2. Colin

    Colin Oh... this is not good.
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    Well, how about we build some GIGANTIC speakers and then play John Tesh and David Hasselhoff music all the time... and then we sell ear plugs at the lowest prices imaginable thus causing the earplug market to collapse and taking the world economy with it and then the world will be ours for the taking!!!!!
     
  3. Lord Dalek

    Lord Dalek Uncreative Hack

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    Nah the best way to take over the world is to replace all the mp3s on Itunes with Ferrante and Teisher's Greatest Hits, than start up our own rediculously expensive mp3 service and dangle quality music in front of the pained masses for exorbitant prices.
     
  4. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    What about forming a cult that worships Blue Oysters?
     
  5. ToOn~g@l

    ToOn~g@l Just singin' the blues

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    We'll need more cowbells then. :D
     
  6. Douglas E.

    Douglas E. Lucario For The Win!

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    I propose we buy every Starbucks Store on the planet, and use their coffee, to take over the entire world! :evil: :D

    -Doug
     
  7. Anyone00

    Anyone00 The Moltar-Snork

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    Oh no! There goes Tokyo!

    Well anyway, two words: radioactive cupcakes.
     
  8. Douglas E.

    Douglas E. Lucario For The Win!

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    Change that to radio-active french fries because half of the world is allergic to milk!
     
  9. Gatomon41

    Gatomon41 Free Equestrian Forces

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    We must contact Lex Luthor! Lex saying the word "WRONG!" is considered a minor Superweapon.
     
  10. suncrafter

    suncrafter Too cool to need a user title!

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    I call dibs on being the mad scientist who creates the army of mutant cyborg orc-like warriors!
     
  11. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    I will send my minions to touch all the doorknobs, telephones and computer keyboards in the world with their unwashed hands! With all of humanity home sick, the Earth will be ripe for conquest!
     
  12. Rud

    Rud Nine Arts Dragon

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    The only way to take over the world is to take over the schools, once they are under our control we can train the children to be our faithful henchmen, then when the current adults die and the children grow up to control the world, we will rule the world, Muhuha haha haha huha haha ha hahaha hu haha.
     
  13. KuwabaraTheMan

    KuwabaraTheMan Active Member

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    I say we forge phony documents that would incriminate the Pope and blackmail him. Then we can take control of the Church and we'd have our own free legion of fanatical followers.
     
  14. Rolling Cloud

    Rolling Cloud ...too early....

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    Family-friendly? Shoot. =[

    I say that we take control of the Chili sauce factories and restrict it from school cafeterias.

    The following chaos will result in many new minds for us to control.
     
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  15. Charles Chimag

    Charles Chimag I also find this amusing!

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    Oh, that's been taken care of already.

    But now, what we need to do is create an army of beavers, and stop the flow of all the world's rivers!
     
  16. WolfieKiwi

    WolfieKiwi We lil' devils

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    We're gonna need toilet plungers. Lots and lots of toilet plungers.

    ...Oh wait, we're taking over the world?
     
  17. unknown hero

    unknown hero Chaos Dimension!

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    Chairs + Crazy Glue = VICTORY!!!
     
  18. Anyone00

    Anyone00 The Moltar-Snork

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    Toilet Seats+Crazy Glue+Ravenous Pygmy Raccoons= ULTIMATE VICTORY!:evil:
     
  19. Douglas E.

    Douglas E. Lucario For The Win!

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    Mutated mosquito monsters-Ravenous Pygmy Raccoons = An even better and sweeter victory! :evil: :evil: :D

    -Doug
     
  20. The Avatar

    The Avatar Not a member of the Fourm.

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    Simple. When the President goes on Vacation, go in his office, make a bill that will says it will create a cure for cancer, and than use a signing statement to say that you will interpret this bill as declaring you overlord of the entire world.
     

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