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Discussion in 'Platypus Comix' started by Rob, Jul 12, 2006.
Hey guys! gfhbnm 2u
WOW IT'S ROB
Hey Rob! Is this Coolguy, or no?
Actually, not really. It's that thing I used to plug into my NES.
I was aghast at how useless he turned out to be; I don't believe you should market something as a robot if he can't at least shoot heat-seeking missiles.
I had mine sent to a German engineering team and modified, but they did their jobs too well, he became smarter than them, and he tried to eliminate the human race. They still hadn't fitted him with feet, though, so that effort never went beyond the lab.
Today I was thinking of my NES and I had the urge to bring him back out and plug him in once again. He's still just as fun as he was in my childhood, and we're going to destroy Minneapolis together tomorrow!
It's a shame he doesn't have feet. You could give him a go-kart, though. Perhaps that would--