Inspired by the "Great Simpsons Quotes" thread, this one's for the long-running animated series Family Guy. Post your favorite quotes. Also, explain why you like said quotes on at least some of them so this doesn't become a spam thread. Most importantly: No haters, please. I'll get things rolling. You May Now Kiss the, Uh, Guy Who Receives Stewie: (to Meg) Wow, this is awkward, so... if guys can marry other guys now... that's pretty much it for you, isn't it? Might as well pack it in, game over. ^ I love how Meg blankly stares at him through this insult. It's like she's used to the cheap shots, or perhaps because Stewie's a baby, she thinks he must not know what he's talking about. The line itself is funny too, though. Brian Does Hollywood Brian: (speaking of a newbie writer whose studio bought his script) And he's been in L.A. HOW long? Ugh... unbelievable. Y-you know he actually called the main character "John Everyman"? Tsch... come on. Well... good for him. ^ Someone's jealous, and you can't exactly cover it up with the "good for him" remark at the end. North By North Quahog Announcer for Passion of the Christ 2: Let he who is without sin... KICK THE FIRST ASS. ^ Yeah, I know it's debatably sacreligious but what can I say, I love it. Don LaFontaine is part of the reason, of course. Jungle Love Pilot: (over intercom) Oh hey Brenda, whatcha got for me? Coffee? Damn, your ass looks hot! Oh, is this thing on? I don't care, I want 'em to hear! ^ I love how exaggeratedly pompous this guy's voice is. Fish Out of Water Mr. Stevenson: Jackal? Jackal? Is it jackal? Jackal? Is it jackal? Jackal! Jackal! Mrs. Stevenson: Time! Stewie: It wasn't right the FIRST time you said it- why the hell would it be right the other ten times?! (storms out) God! Peter, Peter, Caviar Eater Peter: Here, go buy yourself some more money. Mr. Saturday Knight Stewie: (looking at Peter, dressed as a prostitute) Eerie, isn't it? It's like looking into the future.