Favorite Aqua Teen Quotes?

Discussion in 'The Adult Swim/Toonami Forum' started by AquaTeen, Dec 10, 2013.

  1. AquaTeen

    AquaTeen Guest

    Got any favorites? Mine are:


    Carl: There’s something I need to say, ya know. Ever since my son was never conceived because I never had consensual sex without money involved, I always sorta looked at you as well, kind’ve a thing that I could, ya know, live next to in accordance with state laws.

    Carl: Here piggy, piggy, piggy. Come get the bacon ya know what I mean, ha ha ha. It’s sad that you gotta wear that thong made out of corn ’cause, uh, in every other way they seem like they’re in love. Oh wait! No way! Monkey–awesome.
     
  2. Hypeathon

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    Meatwad: "I'm an adult and I deserve an adult glass!" *spills spoiled milk and cries*

    What's so funny about that is I can literally apply that quote to describe any teenager or young adult that argues Japanese animation is better than American Animation because it's more "mature."

    Carl: "Friendship ain't about trust. Friendship is about nunchucks!"
     
  3. Dr. Daedalus

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    "Chickens are a vital link in nature's chain, and that's why we use them to play chicken ball in the house!"
     
  4. Nobodyman

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    Well, since I've got the Ignignokt avatar (and, you know, since ATHF is one of my all time favorite shows) I suppose I'm obliged to post here.

    Carl: What happened to my friggin' car?!

    Carl: Look, all I know is that this cord here was plugged into my house, and your house was glowin' like the friggin' sun! So I put two and two together there, and decided that you're pissin' me off.

    Carl: You give me back my $2.50, 'cause I ain't payin' for something [Meatwad] that happens every day on the hood of my car!

    Carl really does have the best lines. But enough from him.

    Frylock: Wow, you know that's really, amazingly lame.

    Master Shake: Dracula called and he's comin' tonight!

    Turkatron: Excuse m- Excuse me?! Those are weapons! They are all laser-guided, and I get CRAZY if you touch them!

    Oglethorpe: Plans are for fools! When he gets here, we melt him … and laugh … on into the night!
     
  5. Dr. Daedalus

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    Spirit Journey Formation Anniversary
    "Deep within the womb of time, a creature thus be born!"

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    "Vagalazino! Vagalazino! Vagalazino! Vagalazino! Vagalazino!"
     
  6. AquaTeen

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    That one always splits my side!
     
  7. The Talon

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    Frylock: "What happened to Meatwad?"
    Err: "He got busted man."
    Ignigokt: "For drinking and stealing and smoking in a non-smoking area".
     
  8. ShadowBlinky

    ShadowBlinky A Very Happy Un-Birthday!

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    Frylock: Well, I didn’t think you’d do it, but you paid the bills.
    Master Shake: Hell, no, I pay no bills. I pay you no mind.:lol:
     
  9. Nobodyman

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    To follow up on that:

    Frylock: Well, I'm just glad you finally learned some responsibility. In the most ass way possible.
     
  10. Goldstar Neo

    Goldstar Neo We're not cousins!

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    Master Shake: You have no idea what it is that I do all day!

    Frylock: You're damn right I don't! I saw you boil a hot dog this morning. Did you get paid for that?

    "Gee Whiz"

    Carl: (Upon learning that Meatwad is pregnant) So there's gonna be another one of you animals runnin' around here. Great. We'll start a zoo.

    "Broodwich"

    Master Shake: Are you the guy who keeps telling me to "Beware"? 'Cause I'll tell you where to be! Outta my sight!

    Meatwad: (to Frylock) Look, you go after him (Master Shake), He don't yell at you. All I do is sing for him and dance around him an' he just lays into me!
     
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    Santa Claus: Well I'll just waltz on over to the free PRESENT STORE! You think I have the money to buy this crap. The f***otty elves don't even come in until September.

    The number 100: Can I take her to the woods, rape her and behead her? Possibly not even in that order?
     
  12. Dr. Daedalus

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    Can't believe nobody posted these yet, but...

    Handbanana

    "Tonight....... YOU."

    "All I know is "ball", and "good".... and "RAPE"."

    "See, you don't know what it's like. For years, I thought it was funny. "Oh yeah, rape's so funny!" Until you BEEN raped."

    ^ Quite an ironic quote from an episode portraying rape as funny.
     
  13. The Talon

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    Meatwad: So, what was we talkin 'bout here?
    Frylock: Well people say they're seeing the face of, the J-man, and they're claiming to be healed.
    Meatwad: Uh-huh. Who's the J-man?
    Frylock: Ya know...starts with a J, son of...G. Died and went to H...on the C?
    Meatwad: Died on the C...Commode. Commode! Elvis! It's Elvis!
    Frylock: No, but he was a king. And he did live in a Graceland of sorts. He looks like Ted Nugent.
    Meatwad: Oh yeah, I know that ol' boy! It's Je-
    Frylock: Don't say it! Let's just call him...Gee Whiz.
     
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    Schooly D, Narrator: I'mma git mah gat.

    Schooly D, Narrator: It's been so hard, since ah left you, cuz I was in jail wit mah nephew. Aqua Teen Hunger Force Schooly D be Back on Board! You've got to undastand, that Frylock is the man!

    Schooly D, Narrator: You got a dirtfoot cuz dirt's a star he got a big d*** it's six inch long.

    Schooly D: Narrator: HERE COMES DAT CUP! DAT MUTHA F***IN CUP! HERE COMES DAT CUP! DAT MUTHA F***IN' CUP!
     
  15. Dr. Daedalus

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    Universal Remonster

    Meatwad: I thought you said TV was bad.
    Frylock: Oh it is. (beat) But we ****ing need it.

    ^ One of the funniest ending gags in the show.

    Super Model

    Meatwad: Better eat that soup. It's gonna help you feel better.
    Shake: Alright, if you think so.
    Meatwad: Whoa, little piggy. Show a little self-control. Nothing grosses me out more than fat people, like you.
    Shake: I'm fat?
    Meatwad: As hell. Have you seen yourself? I would not eat ANY more. Unless you gonna get rid of it, you know what I mean?
    Shake: What DO you mean?
    Meatwad: I'm not talking about digestion. I'm talking about this. (Sticks finger down throat)
    Frylock: Meatwad, NO!

    ^ Another great ending gag.
     

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