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Corrupt the Wish above you

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by jaylop97, Apr 10, 2016.

  1. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Unfortunately, it just gets old after only a minute.

    I wish that I kept on running, running, running, from this crazy life.
     
  2. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon Everybody scream! This is Halloween!

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    You run until your legs give out, leaving you in quite a pickle when a pack of hungry wolves see you as easy prey.

    I wish car soccer was a real sport.

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  3. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Wish granted but joining the sport is exclusive and your insurance is going to skyrocket.

    I wish it was Friday already.
     
  4. Riley

    Riley Everything's the fault of a Yo-kæi™

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    Wish granted. It is now 11:59 P.M. in your respective time zone on Friday, 6th May, 2016.

    I wish I was a dog.
     
  5. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon Everybody scream! This is Halloween!

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    You become a dog, but the results are...
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    ...yeah. Good luck with that!

    I wish mosquitoes would stop biting people.
     
  6. JoeMabbon

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    Mosquitoes stop biting people and as a result stop reproducing. The global food web suffers the loss of one of its most populous sources of prey, which has ripple effects all the way up to apex predator, humanity.

    I wish that April showers weren't necessary for May flowers.
     
  7. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Wish granted, however now Mayflowers now grow extremely fast just by sunlight.

    I wish lines weren't so long.
     
  8. JoeMabbon

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    The lines become so short that they just become dots.

    I wish that lines were longer.
     
  9. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Unfortunately they just get a reduced length due to shortages.

    I wish that life was like a Bill Wurtz video.
     
  10. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    It happens but once the video finishes everything returns to normal.

    I wish that I could clone myself.
     
  11. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Unfortunately the cloning machine is flawed and some body parts are placed where they shouldn't be.

    I wish that there were treadmills in every street.
     
  12. JoeMabbon

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    There already are, man. They just don't want you to know about them.

    I wish I knew the difference between hobgoblins and regular goblins.
     
  13. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Wish granted, you learn the difference and you learn a lot of stuff you wish you wouldn't have learned about those two.

    I wish I had four hands
     
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    You now have four hands. The fingers have been removed.

    I wish punk was dead.
     
  15. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Punk grows again, that's how the market works.

    I wish that I was the president of the Dominican Republic.
     
  16. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    You become the President only for a second then get switched for another person.

    I wish that there was a new soda flavor.
     
  17. Deebee

    Deebee Purple Puma

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    Wish granted. New soda flavor is "orange juice and toothpaste".

    I wish cats never died.
     
  18. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Unfortunately, after 40 years, your cat dies.

    I wish that I lived in Taiwan, working for a cheap manufacturer.
     
  19. Deebee

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    You do, but the wages are so poor and hours so long that you become sleep-deprived, malnourished, and depressed. Management does not listen to any of your complaints, nor care about your well-being.

    I wish frogs could fly.
     
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    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    They fly but become flies themselves in the process.

    I wish for a pie.
     

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