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Corrupt the Wish above you

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by jaylop97, Apr 10, 2016.

  1. Freddy

    Freddy Active Member

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    Boom! It will, but all the posts are invisible

    I wish that I could teleport anywhere I want whenever I want.
     
  2. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Unfortunately you get teleported to a very limited number of places: a mere four.

    I wish that I lived in a world of bouncy castles and the like that kids like playing.
     
  3. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    Granted, but the bounce house isn't tied down securely and a strong gust of wind carries it away. You are never seen again.

    I wish knish.
     
  4. sasq

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    But then you get an hamburger.

    I wish Turner Italy and Mediaset would merge and Mediaset would become owned by Time Warner.
     
  5. jaylop97

    jaylop97 L Twins

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    Time Warner buys it and they make bad decisions after that.

    I wish for a speaking dog.
     
  6. Freddy

    Freddy Active Member

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    You get it, but it will only speak profanities.

    I wish for motivation to exercise more.
     
  7. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    Granted. Unfortunately, you miss leg day resulting in ACL tear.

    I wish Professor Oak and Professor Elm had switched names.
     
  8. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon You are a pebble against a mountain!

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    The Pokemon fans get upset about the name changes and boycott the games.

    I wish there is proof that megalodons still exist.
     
  9. jaylop97

    jaylop97 L Twins

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    They are found however they are still alive which leads to havoc.

    I wish there could be more honey around.
     
  10. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Tragically, there are more bees that can hit you.

    I wish that I had a pet elephant.
     
  11. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon You are a pebble against a mountain!

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    Then you realize that caring for the largest living land animal will leave an elephant-sized hole in your wallet.

    I wish for a fresh cup of Joe.
     
  12. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    It is done. As the coffee is poured, you notice a large hole in the cup which drains the coffee onto the table and the floor before you can drink it.

    I wish for someone to clean up this mess.
     
  13. jaylop97

    jaylop97 L Twins

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    It gets done the mess is now a clean mess.

    I wish I had more ice cream.
     
  14. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    God bless this mess.

    You get the ice cream, but its already melted and spoiled.

    I wish that I could go home early tomorrow.
     
  15. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon You are a pebble against a mountain!

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    You get to go home early, but right when you get comfy, you get called back in.

    I wish I didn't need to sleep, 'cause sleep is for the weak! Then I will never rest, 'til I am freaking dead!
     
  16. jaylop97

    jaylop97 L Twins

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    Wish granted, but you turn into a zombie cause there is no way of a knock out.

    I wish to I could wrestle John Cena.
     
  17. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    Okay, you can wrestle John Cena. He's 57-year old golfer and podiatrist grandfather from Modesto California. Its not much of an accomplishment. Especially because you lose.

    I wish that more zombie movies were about the Afro-Caribbean interpretation of the zombies.
     
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  18. Gatordragon

    Gatordragon You are a pebble against a mountain!

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    Since an Afro-Caribbean zombie's weakness is salt in the mouth, moviegoers would probably roll their eyes at such a weakness and go back to watching traditional zombie movies.

    I wish dog/cat hybrids could exist.
     
  19. JoeMabbon

    JoeMabbon Dwarf-in-a-flask

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    They come into being, but are shunned and hated by what come to be known as "pureblood originators." They also tend to sickly and short-lived. And completely sterile.

    I wish there was less junk mail.
     
  20. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    Instead of junk mail, you get more pop-up ads, more commercials during streaming media, and more product placement in movies and TV shows.

    And a popular children's network would document every moment of its sordid existence for their 6-11 target demographic's amusement. (Someone replied to that one before I could finish mine.)

    I wish I had a pony.
     
    #40 Kitschensyngk, Apr 21, 2016
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