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Corrupt A Wish

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by The Huntsman, Dec 22, 2012.

  1. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    Your droid touchscreen works so well that it's ticklish and laughs girlishly so much you can't use it in public without getting weird looks.

    I wish I could navigate the internet with a smell browser.
     
  2. The Talon

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    Granted. Though, your computer now constantly smells like tuna for some reason.

    I wish I was a billionaire.
     
  3. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    "I" is now a billionaire.


    I wish I was in a hot tub
     
  4. Getouttamylab!

    Getouttamylab! Was a coiled up attack snake before it was cool

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    You're in the hot tub, but then a very unpleasant rotund man enters in and squishes you.

    I wish my favorite blanket hadn't been drawn on.
     
  5. cognitofalcon

    cognitofalcon G'night evry' body!!

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    Your favorite blanket hasn't been drawn on, but has been rendered useless for anything but drawing with.

    I wish I had some tabasco cheez-its
     
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  6. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    You are brought an unopened box of cheez-its.. however, when you open them, you find there was a mistake in the packaging, and you're left with the original flavor. You're disappointed even though you like the original cheez-its, but you're in such anguish you may never recover.


    I wish I got a foul ball at the ballgame.
     
  7. Getouttamylab!

    Getouttamylab! Was a coiled up attack snake before it was cool

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    The ball hits you in the eye, and you have a slight fracture.

    I wish I was the legendary Pokemon Lugia.
     
  8. cognitofalcon

    cognitofalcon G'night evry' body!!

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    You are the legendary pokemon Lucia. But you are at constant war with fellow legendaries. And you are easilly distracted by little girls who miss their father.

    I wish that my room was clean and all my laundry was done.
     
  9. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    In the midst of cleaning, you make your room even messier than it was before, and you failed to wash your underwear, which is spread out in your even messier room.


    I wish I hadn't stayed up so late >_<
     
  10. cognitofalcon

    cognitofalcon G'night evry' body!!

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    You are now cursed with a deep sleep spell which can only be broken with the kiss of your worst enemy
     
  11. Aquadementia

    Aquadementia That's a lot of Mulaney!
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    For not making a wish, you get plenty of this:

    [video=youtube;Qf6WLrMIsMA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qf6WLrMIsMA[/video]

    I wish they would make a cartoon about Elvis Presley and Sammy Davis Jr. roaming the racing circuit while solving problems and doing impromptu music gigs.
     
  12. bobbybop

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    Wish granted but the cartoon is taken off the air for being too "immature"

    I wish I had a new book to read.
     
  13. The Talon

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    Granted. It's 50 Shades of Grey.

    I wish I owned Cartoon Network.
     
  14. Nightwing26

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    You do now, but not only are you broke, you don't own any of the broadcast rights to any TV series.

    I wish there was a Nightwing animated series either about Dick becoming his own man in Bludhaven, finding his own place in Gotham following his tenure as Batman, or trying to start fresh and gain more control of his life in Chicago...
     
  15. The Talon

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    Wish granted. It's canceled after 2 seasons & ends on a cliffhanger because Greg Weisman worked on it.

    I wish I had the physique of a football star.
     
  16. Rick Jones

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    You get the physique of Will "The Refrigerator" Perry



    I wish I had some kind of unlimited Itunes free pass
     
  17. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    You have a free pass but then you go beyond copyright infringement.


    I wish I was a merman going on some kind of magical transport to Seoul in South Korea.
     
  18. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    Your magical transport is on another merman who has different plans on where you go, and he's having the time of his life.


    I wish I had a use for ALL. THIS. MONEY.
     
  19. RandomMe

    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    The other merman gets his money "magically converted" from dollars to wons.


    I wish I was on a skate park.
     
  20. Dan's Revenge

    Dan's Revenge Gooood kittyyyy

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    You are on skate park - many people are laughing and pointing fingers at you cause you're using ice skates and continuously fall.


    I wish I was President of the United States
     

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