*Opens to commentator's booth at Acme Headquaters* Bugs Bunny: Eh, what's up doc? Welcome to the first episode or should I say fan fic of CLASH OF THE CARTOON STARS!!!! Mickey: Just say episode Bucktooth Bunny.... Bugs: Oh shut up rat face..... Tonight's show is a doozy! Tonight's fight is a classic! It pits the Griffins of Seth McFarlen's Family Guy against the Simpsons again Matt Groeing's... uh.... The Simpsons! Mickey: Gosh! It must have taken you a long time for you to figure that one out! Bugs: Would you please shut your yap Chuckie Cheese? Mickey: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY COUSIN! Bugs: Okay.... Mickey... Did you take your medication today? Mickey: Nope, I forgot.... Bugs: Figures... Anyway, back to the show. These rivalres began in 1999 when after the Super Bowl, Fox premired the show "Family Guy". Family Guy in many people's opinions is considered a more edgey than the classic "The Simpsons". Let's just say that The Simpsons have not been all that happy about that. Well lets get on with the fight! Mickey: Just to let you all know that the characters in these fights do not die. So let's get it on! Bugs: Approching the ring are America's 1# dsyfunctinal family! Though that could change after tonights show! Mickey: And now approaching the ring are America's 2nd favorite dsyfunctinal family, The Griffins of Family Guy! And now here's referee Mr. T for details! Mr. T: Hey guys! I've decided in honor of Thanksgiving to make this fight a family food fight for these two dsyfuncinal familes. Here are the rules. You must knock out each opponent! Which ever team has a member still standing wins! But one last thing! I pity da fool who cheats! Let's get this fight started! Homer: I'm gonna beat you like a drumstick Griffin! mmmmmmm.....drumstick..... Peter: Is food all you think about Simson? Oh! Candied yams! Yum, yum! Bart: The Simpsons with defeat you idiots! Stewie: Oh shut up you arrogant.... Mr. T: Hey! This is a family show son! Looks like I'm gonna have to disqualify you sucka! Stewie: Oh you shut out you mohawk wearing son of....... Mr. T: SHUT UP BEFORE I SHOVE MY BOOT UP YOU'RE BABY TUSH! Stewie: Yes sir! Mr. T: That's better sucka. Marge: Hey Lois! Watch out! *Throws stale bread at Lois knocking her out* Mr. T: Minus one for Family Guy Bugs: Boy, the Griffins are really struggling in this fight! Losing two members already! Let's hope they improve! Meg: HOW DARE YOU DO THAT TO MY MOTHER! TAKE THIS! *Throws a big pot with very hot soup at Marge* Marge: OWWWWWW! Mr. T: One hit K.O! Minus one for the Simpsons! Bart: Hey Porky! Watch out for low flying objects! *Bart throws a pumpkin* Chris: Where? *Chris walks away from table* *Pumpkin bounces off rubber wall and hits Lisa and Bart* Bart: Oh crap....... Lisa: Ditto....... Mr. T: DOUBLE K.O.! Bugs: That was a amazing play! Let's see that again! *Plays instant replay* *Chris comes back to the table* Chris: Hey! There were no low flying objects! *Pumpkin bounces back once again and knocks out Maggie some how* Mr. T: Oh my god! TRIPLE K.O.! Homer: Well, looks like it's a showdown! I'll get you Griffin! Peter: Not if I get you first! *Throws various foods at Homer* *Homer catches all of them with his mouth and eats them like a big fat pig* Homer: Is that the best you got? Peter: No I don't Porky..... *Throws turkey at Homer* *Homer catches it with his mouth* Homer: Oh no! *Starts choking on Turkey* Homer: Well looks like we lose........... *Homer becomes unconsious* Mr. T: And the winners and new dsyfuncional family are.... THE GRIFFINS! Bugs: Wow! That was a amazing fight! A crowning of the new dsyfuncional family! Amazing! Well from me and Chuckie Cheese... er... Mickey Moose.... er........ Mickey Mouse. Good night! COMING NEXT WEEK! THE BUTT-UGLY MARTIANS VS. INVADER ZIM!