1. We are looking for a volunteer to help out with entering the DC and Marvel comics solicitations. If you are interested, please contact Harley.
    Dismiss Notice

[CBC Game of the Week] Caption This! #1

Discussion in 'Comic Book Culture' started by Rand, Aug 9, 2003.

  1. Rand

    Rand The Detective
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2002
    Messages:
    394
    Likes Received:
    0
    It's the return of "Game of the Week" on the Comic Book Culture forum!

    This weekly feature in CBC will rotate through the list of games that the moderators have come up with, to provide fresh and (hopefully) interesting material for the population. Without any further ado... to start things off, we're going to go with Caption This!

    Style? Heck, anything really! Make it funny, serious, realistic, dark... whatever! However, while we know that everyone here is creative... we can only allow one entry per person.

    Make up -your- dialogue for Superman and Batman in this scene (taken from Superman/Batman #1 by Jeph Loeb, Ed McGuinness and Dexter Vines from DC Comics). Read the issue? Go to our talkback (warning: contains spoilers) and discuss it with the others!

    [​IMG]


    Superman - 1:
    Batman - 1:
    Superman - 2:
    Batman - 2:

    You don't need to be restrained by the events happening before and after where this scene takes place. Just make sure that your dialogue is within the guidelines of Toon Zone Terms of Service and General Rules of Conduct.

    This game will close on Wednesday, as the moderators choose their favorites and announce the winner (and those -they- believe worthy of mention) on Friday. Let the good times roll!
     
  2. whitmore_sean

    whitmore_sean Member

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2002
    Messages:
    894
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman - 1: "What are you looking at?"

    Batman - 1: "This werid insignia on your chest."

    Superman - 2: "It's the letter 'S'...y'know, for Superm--"

    Batman - 2: "Like HELL it is. It looks like a bunch of weird yellow fish trying to eat each other."




    SEAN
    Channeling John Byrne
     
  3. Cogliostro

    Cogliostro Finish it...

    Joined:
    May 27, 2002
    Messages:
    3,266
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman - 1: ...Ugh..How..Hey sexy..*hick*
    Batman - 1: Drunk again!
    Superman - 2: Did you *hick* know that alcohol with krypton makes you feel like you're flying hehehehe *hick* (passes out)
    Batman - 2: Damn it! Not like it's hard to find a drunk Superman but still one of us need to be saving the world! Man of Steel is right he weighs a freakin ton when he's passed out!
     
    #3 Cogliostro, Aug 10, 2003
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 10, 2003
  4. googum

    googum Guest

    Superman - 1: Uh... Wha... Batman... ? Wh- why are you holding me?!?!
    Batman - 1: Because, Superman... I thought it was time I told you... Superman, I'm--
    Superman - 2: Dear GOD!! NO, Batman NO!! PLEASE don't be GAY!! You can't-- I wouldn't-- BATMAN, NO!!
    Batman - 2: ..........I was going to tell you that I'm your father.
     
  5. Ed Liu

    Ed Liu That's 'Cause I ATE IT!!!
    Staff Member Moderator Reporter

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2001
    Messages:
    14,519
    Likes Received:
    100
    Howdy,

    [ EDIT: Weaker one edited out...sorry about that ! :eek: ]

    SUPERMAN 1: ...tell...Lois...
    BATMAN 1: Tell Lois what?
    SUPERMAN 2: ...that suit...does NOT...make her look fat.
    BATMAN 2: ... Hrrrm.

    -- Ed/Ace
     
    #5 Ed Liu, Aug 10, 2003
    Last edited by a moderator: Aug 11, 2003
  6. Rand

    Rand The Detective
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2002
    Messages:
    394
    Likes Received:
    0
    Choose -one-, please. :shrug:

     
  7. rggkjg1

    rggkjg1 Batman v Superman

    Joined:
    Mar 2, 2002
    Messages:
    7,009
    Likes Received:
    24
    batman 1 - hmmm. we've got a hard situation here.
    superman 1 - hard situation? whats that?
    batman 2 - its a situation thats not easy.
    superman 2 - that answers my question... (sarcasim)
     
  8. Cogliostro

    Cogliostro Finish it...

    Joined:
    May 27, 2002
    Messages:
    3,266
    Likes Received:
    0
    lol Ace thats good, I say pick this one since you can only pick one.
     
  9. fxmatt

    fxmatt Member

    Joined:
    Jul 10, 2003
    Messages:
    114
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman - 1: So Batman, how do you know so much about dentistry?

    Batman - 1: I'm the world's greatest detective, it's not that freakin hard to figure out.

    Superman - 2: Fair enough.

    Batman - 2: Now where did I put that kryptonite plaque remover?
     
  10. The Detective

    The Detective Active Member

    Joined:
    Nov 18, 2002
    Messages:
    8,278
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman: Um could you please get that light out of my eyes?
    Batman: I'm trying to figure out what kind of laundry detergant you use on this suit......mine wants to stay greasy.
    Superman: Ask me later I'm taking a nap.
    Batman: Fine.......but we all know I can take you down thanks to HUSH!
     
  11. Terminatah

    Terminatah Badass Cyborg

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2001
    Messages:
    6,796
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman: "What happened?"
    Batman: "Don't move. You stumbled into a mine of kryptonite shards planted by Luthor and the talking gorilla."
    Superman: "Which talking gorilla -- Gorilla Grodd, the talking gorilla from the invisible gorilla city, or Ultra Humanite, the scientist who implanted his brain into the body of a gorilla?"
    Batman: "... what I wouldn't give for another Crisis."

    -Terminatah
     
  12. Mattashell

    Mattashell Before punk,there were NUGGETS

    Joined:
    Jan 28, 2002
    Messages:
    5,357
    Likes Received:
    0
    Superman (1): Can you see it?
    Batman (1): Yes there's definitely something in your eye.
    Superman (2): Great Rau! What is it!!!?
    Batman (2): Hmmm....could be...sand.
     
  13. Rand

    Rand The Detective
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2002
    Messages:
    394
    Likes Received:
    0
    Game closed!

    We'll be live on Friday again with announcements of the 'winner'!
     
  14. Rand

    Rand The Detective
    Moderator

    Joined:
    Oct 3, 2002
    Messages:
    394
    Likes Received:
    0
    Well, we had a tough time deciding... but leading the pack, with an outstanding three votes out of four in his favor is Terminatah's dialogue! Give him a round of applause!

    Congratulations, man, on being the first winner of CBC's Game of the Week: Caption This! You can choose which -comic-... or character... you would like to see in the next Caption This! (which will be showing up again about a month from now).

    Also worth noting were -both- of Ace the Bathound's entries... with two moderators preferring the one he deleted, and one moderator preferring the one he kept up.

    What would your moderators have posted if they were allowed to participate? One of us took a stab at it, and came up with something a little more serious, a little more... emotional to tug the heartstrings... than most of the submissions so far. Remember... anything goes!

    What would -you- guys have chosen for the best dialogue?

    Stay tuned for next week when the next (but different!) CBC Game of the Week debuts.
     
  15. Terminatah

    Terminatah Badass Cyborg

    Joined:
    Nov 19, 2001
    Messages:
    6,796
    Likes Received:
    0
    Awesome. I'd like to see the new TMNT.

    -Terminatah
     

Share This Page

  • Find Toonzone on Facebook

  • Toonzone News

  • Site Updates

    Upcoming Premieres

  • Toonzone Fan Sites


Tac Anti Spam from Surrey Forum