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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by Kitschensyngk, Apr 6, 2007.

  1. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    "Axe Body Shower Gel does not make you an instant chick magnet. You still need a personality. Sorry."
     
  2. Brandon Pierce

    Brandon Pierce Summer Glau Fanatic

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    "This product does not work. Waste money at your own risk."
     
  3. Weatherman

    Weatherman Space...not what it used to be
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    The profit margin on this product is 300%. SUCKER!!!!!!!!!!
     
  4. Vyse

    Vyse Active Member

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    You're still not going to get laid, but at least you'll smell great!
     
  5. Sharklady

    Sharklady Active Member

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    "Please Be Advised: It has never been proved that any soft drink will hydrate you more effectively than tap water... but they're definitely more effcient at draining your wallet."
     
  6. tucsoncoyote

    tucsoncoyote Time to get my "Game face" on

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    Food Fight!!!!!

    All our wonderful tasty burgers/sandwiches are 50% undercooked or improperly prepared and that there is a 50% chance of getting a case of either E.coli or Salmonella or botulism food poisoning, but the good news is that there is a less then 1% chance of you getting a burger /sandwich which is properly prepared and is made to your exacting specifications.

    and then there is this one:

    All your kids cereals' are prepared with 99% sugar and sugar byprodcuts and 1% wholesome grain cereal.

    :coyote:
     
  7. Mr. Ralph

    Mr. Ralph :-(

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    i don't know about you but i certainly would NOT like to see that one!
     
  8. Kagetsu

    Kagetsu Hooligan

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    This toy does not do anything as advertised and will be forgotten and ignore after opening.
     
  9. Vyse

    Vyse Active Member

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    Here's something I want to see in the tiny text in car ads.


    Professional driver. Closed course. IF YOU ATTEMPT THIS IN REAL LIFE, YOU'RE AN IDIOT!
     
  10. Rolling Cloud

    Rolling Cloud ...too early....

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    Please be advised: All of your kids favorite bands are nothing but 90% peppermint bubblegum crap!
     
  11. TnAdct1

    TnAdct1 Ravioli, Ravioli

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    WARNING: Actually claiming that saving 15% in car insurance is good news can result in "worse news" for you.
     
  12. Kaoru

    Kaoru She is a girl

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    By the time you get this product there will definitely be something cooler and you'll look like a dork.

    I hate this: Not actual game footage. (real one!)
     
  13. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    Excessive use of Boost Mobile phones may lead to recurring amnesia regarding the location of the person you are calling.
     
  14. Jave

    Jave Beware of the SPLAT
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    TAGGED!! 4 HoF points to all who played this game:

    Kitschensyngk +4
    Brandon Pierce +4
    Weatherman +4
    Vyse +4
    Sharklady +4
    tucsoncoyote +4
    Mr. Ralph +4
    Kagetsu +4
    Cloud5543 +4
    TnAdct1 +4
    whyiscrowdpurpl +4
     
  15. Desensitized

    Desensitized Old School!

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    May cause excessive bleeding, breathing problems and memory loss. Should not be taken internally. If taken internally, inform your loved ones and pray to whatever God you may or may not believe in. Consult a mortician before purchasing.
     
  16. The Avatar

    The Avatar Not a member of the Fourm.

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    By buying this product, you have spent money that could have been used for retirement funds on a useless, tacky piece of junk.
     
  17. Weatherman

    Weatherman Space...not what it used to be
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    This product will not....

    increase your sex drive
    help you lose weight
    make you attractive
    taste like food
    look like it does in the photo
    move without batteries
    be assembled
     
  18. .bg

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    Cillit Bang takes full responsibility for crafting what is possibly the cheapest, most awful advert in the history of the medium. Oh you love that one Barry.
     
  19. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    Extended use of Barbie products may induce compulsive adherence to exaggerated standards of body image later on in life.

    Daily use of male enhancement medication will not guarantee you will have better luck with women.

    Regular enjoyment of video games and potentially offensive music has not been proven to provoke long withheld violent tendencies in more mature patrons.

    This movie is rated PG-13--parental guidance strongly recommended for potential audiences with IQs below 13.
     
  20. Zach Logan

    Zach Logan We are Maji!

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    By using this product you may increase your odds of becoming affluent. Additional side effects include bad combovers, need for increased self-promotion, impotence, and hot daughters.
     

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