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Discussion in 'Cafe toonzone' started by Amano Ginji, May 7, 2003.

  1. Amano Ginji

    Amano Ginji Ph33r the Barn owl.

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  2. Roman Legion

    Roman Legion Let's Make a Deal
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    The ultimate test of all transliterators... Shakespeare.

    Scary...

    --Romey
     
  3. RZetlin

    RZetlin Active Member

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    Before:

    Young Goodman Brown came forth at sunset, into the street of Salem village, but put his head back, after crossing the threshold, to exchange a parting kiss with his young wife. And Faith, as the wife was aptly named, thrust her own pretty head into the street, letting the wind play with the pink ribbons of her cap, while she called to Goodman Brown.

    After:

    U GODMAN BROWN CMA FORTH AT SUNSET IN2 DA STRET OF SAELM VILAEG BUT PUT HIS HAAD BAK AFTAR CROSNG DA THR3SHOLD 2 EXCHANGE A PARTNG KIS WIT HIS U WIEF!!1!11 OMG WTF LOL AND FATEH AS TEH WIEF WAS APTLY NMED THRUST H3R OWN PRETY HEAD IN2 DA STRET LETNG TEH WIND PLAY WIT TEH PINK RIBONS OF HER CAP WHIEL SHE CALED 2 GODMAN BROWN1!1!1 LOL
     
  4. Zach Logan

    Zach Logan We are Maji!

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    HEY U SIT DOWN AND LISTAN
    DONT B FLIPANT AND DONT B DISMISIN
    THINK UR A FLASH ENCYCLOP3DIA?!!!!?! WTF
    EATNG BREATHNG MACROM3DIA
    THINK UR COL SAYIN AL UR BAES?!!!? OMG LOL
    GET TAHT XIAO XIAO OUTA MAH FAEC U GOTA B KIDNG ME WIT TAHT CRAP
    ANIMUTATIONS WHER3 ITS AT

    NIEN OUTA T3N SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI
    FROM TEH MOCH 2 TEH REI 2 DA PE 2 TEH WE
    JUST TAEK IT FROM ME MC NC U WONT BLEIVE UR EY3S U GO INSAEN
    I M3AN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN???!! OMG WTF LOL UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

    IF U GOT TEH TIEM GO GRAB A PEN
    AND WATCH TAHT THNG AGANE AND AGANE
    TRY 2 FIGURA IT OUT WUT DOAS IT MEAN?!!!! LOL WUT TEH SIGNIFICANCE OF MR111111! WTF BAN?!!?!? WTF LOL
    DOAS ANYBODY KNOW?!?!??!? OMG R THEYRE ANY TAEKRS??!???!!! WTF WUT UP WIT AL DA BROKEN PAECMAEKRS?!!!!?!?! LOL DA WORLD IS FUL OF SP3CULATION
    BUT NOBODY CRAKS THIS ANIMUTATION

    NIEN OUTA TEN SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE
    JUST TAEK IT FROM MC NC U WONT BLEIV3 UR AYES U GO INSAEN
    I M3AN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN???!? OMG
    FROM DA MOCH 2 DA REI 2 TEH PE 2 TEH WE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

    WAEKMAN IS BIAESD LIEK A HOUSEHOLD APLIANCA
    HELO KITY AND MCGRUF HAEV AN UNHOLY ALIANCE
    SCEINCE IS BRUTAL AND IT CUTS LIEK A KNIEF
    NOT EV3N OBI-WAN CAN SAEV DA YODEL OF LIEF UR NME IS BOB UR MAH HEART-THROB
    I LOST MAH JOB WHEN I GOT FIERD
    BY A GUY NMED FARCHEI HE WAS FUL OF STARCH
    HE SMELED LIEK AN ORANGATANGS OLD APARTMENT

    FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM WUT DO I DO??!!?!? LOL
    HA LOKS D3AD HES FUL OF L3AD
    BLEDNG RED ON2 MAH BDSPR3AD
    AND HE ALSO SEMS 2 B MISNG HIS H3AD Y M I HOLDNG THIS GUN AND AEX?!????!? OMG WTF
    DO EXPLODNG PAECMAEKRS CAUSA HEART ATAKS??!??!!!! WTF
    WIL MR1!!!!11 WTF LOL BAN 3V3R GET HIS FIL
    OR WIL HE JUST KEP ON T3LNG M3 2 KIL???!????! OMG WTF LOL

    HEY DONT U GIME TAHT LOK U NEVER HAD WUT IT 2K
    I 2K TEH BAF AND I BAF3D IT UP U SAT AND WHIEND WHIEL I 2K DA CUP
    OF GOLD U R GETNG OLD
    WHAN U SE MAH FAEC U BT3R FOLD
    TAEK THIS MOP AND SHOVE IT BOY
    CUZ ITS DA ONLY WAY U B 3MPLOYED

    IM KNOWN AS DA B3F BASTARD
    3VERYONA KNOWS IMM DA ULTIMAET MASTAR
    IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
    3VERYONE ALS3 IS A WOKNG DISASTAR
    IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
    THINK UR FAST?!!?!?! WTF LOL WAL I KNOW IMM FASTER!111!1
    IM KNOWN AS TEH B3F BASTARD
    EVERYONE KNOWS IMM TEH ULTIMAET MAST3R

    WEEL IMM SHMORKY!1!1! OMG LOL 3ATIN PORKY11!1!1! OMG WTF
    WHIETY RAP SURE SOUNDS DORKY!11! WTF LOL
    GOT A GIRL.!11!11111!!!!11 OMG WTF LOL SHES A DOUBLE D!1!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
    I SLAP HER ON DA BUT DR3S3D AS A BUMBLA B31!1! WTF
    I EAT PASTA AL DMN DAY
    I WAS IN A SHAEKSPEAR PLAY
    I SIT DOWN ON A LAZY SUZAN
    SPIN AROUND LIEK MAH CRUISIN!!1!! OMG WTF LOL

    BONG BONG BNG BNG
    I G3T PAEYD 2 PLAY WIT MAH THNG11!1 OMG WTF LOL
    I ZIP OUT ZIP IN ZIP UP BGIN
    ROM WIT A MOSE!11!!1 WTF JAY L3NOS CHIN1!1!! OMG WTF LOL
    MBULANCE 3NRON PE WE POKEMON
    BULBASAUR PIKACHU JIGLYPUF TH3Y CHOS3 U111!!!! OMG WTF LOL
    AND I CANT THINK OF ANYMORE 2 SAY

    TV SAYS DONUTS R HIGH IN FAT KAZO
    FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM
    ITS PRINC3S L3IA TEH YODEL OF LIEF
    GIEV ME MAH SWE8R BAK OR IL PLAY TEH GUITAR

    ONA-FIFTY-ON3 POKEMON ON TEH RUN
    SUZUKI-SAN IS A FORMATION OF A BUN
    AND A VAGEI BURG3R WIT TSUKEMONO
    JAY-JAY HAS FLOWN AWAY WIT SONY BONO
    2 TEH AFT3RLIEF 2 VISIT BARN3Y FEIF
    AND 2 SE PAROS SCRENSHOTZ OF HIS WIEF
    NMED CHRIS BNOIT WAARNG A PR3TY DR3S
    SAYNG WATASHI WA ANIMUTATION GA SUKI DESU11!! WTF

    DO DA MARIO!!!11!! OMG LOL ISTY-BITSY HOK3Y
    LIPSNOT IS NOT MAGIC LIEK A MONK3Y
    CAPTANE LOU BODY-SLMS A RUB3R DUKEI
    JUST LIEK IN DA MATCH OF EARTH VS111!!1! WTF LOL FUNKY
    LUKY LUKY NIEC 2 MEW-TWO
    I NED TEA FOR TWO HOW ABOUT U
    MR!11! LOL COLDHEART OR SHUD I SAY PROFESOR????!!?! OMG WTF
    IT LOKS LIEK LASKO GOT R3V3NG3 ON MAH DRASAR

    PROPS 2 NEIL HES TEH RAAL DEAL
    HIS FREINDS AL CAL HIM MR1!11 WTF LOL POPEIL
    H3S TEH COMPUTAR GEK WHO DOASNT SHOWAR FOR A WEK
    HIS LOKS R HOT HIS LOKS R CHIC!!!! LOL
    HE SNGLEHANDEDLY CHANGED TEH FAEC OF TEH NET
    H3S AN ONLIEN S3MI-CALEBRITY U WONT FORGET
    HE S2RMED ON2 TEH SCEN3 LIEK A RAGNG THUND3R
    HIS SAIZURA INDUCNG FLAG SAYS MR1!!11 LOL GAHBUNGA

    TV SAYS DONUTS R HIGH IN FAT KAZO
    FOUND A HOBO IN MAH ROM
    ITS PRINCES LAIA DA YODAL OF LIEF
    GIEV ME MAH SWE8R BAK OR IL PLAY DA GUITAR THEYRE U HAEV IT TAHTS TEH GME
    151 WE CAN AL B DA SMA
    IMM SURA TAHT ITS B3N APATIZNG WIT AL TEH SUBLIMINAL ADVARTIZNG
    THIS HAS B3N A C3LABRATION ANIMUTATION FANS ACROS DA NATION
    IN FORMATION RASE3 THERE HANDS IN D3DICATION
    2 DA CRAZY FLASHNG PSYCHOPATHIC HAPY DANCNG SUPER MAGIC
    POW3R MEGA ULTRA KITSCHY HYAKUGOJYUICHI

    NIEN OUTA T3N SOCIOPATHS AGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI
    FROM TEH MOCH 2 TEH REI 2 TEH PE 2 TEH WE
    JUST TAEK IT FROM ME MC NC U WONT BLEIVE UR EY3S U GO INSAEN
    I MEAN WUT UP WIT TAHT PLASTIC PLAEN????? OMG WTF LOL UR AN IDIOT IF U DISAGRE U GOTA SE HYAKUGOJYUICHI

    Now Guess wat it said before... :)
     
  5. Danielle

    Danielle Active Member

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    Ladies and gentlemen, I hereby present an example as to where our youth might be sliding in this day and age...

    We're doomed. Doomed, I tell ya! :p
     
  6. Good Ol' Batmanuel!

    Good Ol' Batmanuel! Dressing for success?

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    If you like that, check this one. It translates into nine different dialects. It can even translate entire pages! :)

    Here's the explanation of the 12-year-old translator done in redneck: "This hyar translato' will take whut yo' write in it an' turn it into th' manner a 12-year-old AOLer'd write it. Type in whut yer hankerin' translated an' then click th' button, as enny fool kin plainly see." And now in jive: "Dis translato' gots'ta snatch whut ya' scribble in it and turn it into de manna' a 12-year-old AOLa' would scribble it. Man! Type in whut ya' wants' translated and den click de button. 'S coo', bro." :p
     

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