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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by The Man in Black, Jun 20, 2003.

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  1. JDWeil

    JDWeil Active Member

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    A. Neither. They're both doofi.









    Q. Why are you hopping around like a flea on a hot brick?
     
  2. TWinPA

    TWinPA Two by two, hands of blue

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    Cause I confizzled the glottis.

    ffizlepytz?
     
  3. HumanoidTyphoon

    HumanoidTyphoon Active Member

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    No thanks I'm not that kind of girl.




    Are you that kind of girl?
     
  4. ToOn~g@l

    ToOn~g@l Just singin' the blues

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    A. Hell no, I'm more of a rdosoey.


    Q. what is a rdosoey?
     
  5. InsoMniaC

    InsoMniaC Gravy lord

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    Something you dont want to know.


    Wheres the H in Supercalifragilisticespealadocios?
     
  6. Mr. Pedro

    Mr. Pedro Der Patton

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    It got cut out of the song after a falling-out with the lyricist.

    Cake or Death?
     
  7. JDWeil

    JDWeil Active Member

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    A. Let me eat cake.







    Q. Don't you hate it when this happens?
     
  8. alex

    alex WARNING: I bite back

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    A. Not really, I like Eddie Izzard.

    Q. Should Winnie the Pooh seek help in coping with his honey dependancy, or is it too late for him? Is he destined to become another statistic?
     
  9. HumanoidTyphoon

    HumanoidTyphoon Active Member

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    I'm afraid it's too late.



    What did you get me for Christmas? I hope it's not teeth.
     
  10. JDWeil

    JDWeil Active Member

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    A. Nothing. Bah! Humbug!!







    Q. What are you staring at?
     
  11. alex

    alex WARNING: I bite back

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    A. As a matter of fact, did get teeth. it was a was a string of one hundred human teeth, each from a different victim of the Baba Yaga to be worn as a talisman to protect me from her.

    Q. Do you have any talismans?
     
  12. alex

    alex WARNING: I bite back

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    A. I'm looking at YOU, Scrooge!! Curse you for beating me to answering humanoid typhoon's question!;)

    Q. When attacked by flying monkies, what is the proper procedure to follow?
     
  13. Mr. Pedro

    Mr. Pedro Der Patton

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    I'll kill two birds with one stone here.

    I am starring at my many talismans that I bought from an old Indian while I was in rural Arizona.

    What's black and white and red all over?
     
  14. alex

    alex WARNING: I bite back

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    A. A hemophiliac dalmatian.

    Q. What is the woodchuck's obsession with chucking wood?
     
  15. InsoMniaC

    InsoMniaC Gravy lord

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    I would chuck wood, but im not a woodchuck that chucks wood.


    Whats a Ebay?
     
  16. ToOn~g@l

    ToOn~g@l Just singin' the blues

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    A. A sound made by some farm animal speaking in Pig Latin


    Q. Whatcha watchin?
     
  17. JDWeil

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    A. I'm watchin' you watchin' me.






    Q. Is there anybody out there who knows how to set the clock on my VCR?
     
  18. Singin' Stray Cat

    Singin' Stray Cat Still Alive Somewhere

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    A: No. Just put a piece of black tape over the blinking numbers so it doesn't bother you so much.

    Q: How about we start this game over in another thread so we don't have to wade through so many responses? ;)
     
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