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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by The Man in Black, Jun 20, 2003.
If Triscuts aren't for niblers, what IS for niblers?
Why, nibblets of course!
If Teflon doesn't stick to anything, how do they get Teflon to stick to the pan?
Ok, there are red grapes and green grapes. If there's red wine, then why no green wine?
People who drink wine would say that a green flavor is not "refined" enough for them and wouldn't drink it.
How come most doors are shaped rectangaly? Was that automatically choosen as the safest position for doors or something?
Doors are rectangular so that they fit people who are square.
What is the purpose of algebra?
It's to help scrape alge off of bras.
What's root beer made out of?
Rusty nails and champaign.
Is Styx a freaking brilliant band or a sissy music band?
How many licks DOES it take to get to the tootsy roll center of a tootsie pop?
It depends on the tounge.
Why do british cops have such silly hats?!?
To hide the attack raccons in them.
Why are oreos black-and-white?
They want to be Michael Jackson.
What's the point of trigonometry?
After 16 years, the school system runs out of crap to teach you. So they made up triganomitry.
Why did Bob Saget never put on my funny home video on his show!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Yah, I wanna know that too!
Where's the creme filling?
Behind you. Always, behind you...
Why is the AOL guy yellow?
EDIT: Holy crap! look at my post count! 666
He has a liver disease.
How come you never see a headline that says "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
See my sig. ^_^
If dog food is new and improoved, who tests it?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
The optimal amount required to stick it to the man.
If a tree falls in the woods and there is no one around to hear it fall, then what is the favorite day of the week of the poster before the poster after the next poster?
How does goo float if it's made out of crayons?