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Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by ElBarto, Aug 14, 2004.
Does he want you?
Why do you want to go to Mexico?
A. For the bullfights.
Q. Why is that man laughing?
A. Because he saw you in your underwear last night.
Q. + - =?
A. I guess the closest match would be
Wait, that's the serious answer to a silly question.
This is the silly answer.
Sock it to me!
Q. If you saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, would you tell Daddy?
'Santa Baby' is so wrong and dirty of a song. . . so yes, I would tell Daddy. (Yeah, I realize that's two different songs. =P)
Why is it that me, Confuso Girl, gets confused by other people so very often?
A/Q: Is very confused by that question so: What the hell are you saying?
A. Look that up in your Funk and Wagnalls.
Q. Who is that behind you?
Your future self.
Is it just me, or did this year seem to go by really fast?
A. It's you. You were asleep all the time.
Q. Are Tinker Bell and Taco Bell related?
A: that would be impossible since Tinker Bell's a fairy and Taco Bell's a giant...
Q: was that close or what?!
A. Close enough to shave with.
Q. Is Ma Bell related?
A. To Pa Bell? Yes.
Q. Given that God is infinite, and the universe is also infinite, would you like a toasted teacake?
Not from you. . .
Don we now our gay apparel?
Does east meet west?
A. Only at the International Date Line.
Q. And what will Santa Claus leave you for Christmas?
A. Alone, if he knows whats best for him.
Q. How do you think Santa and Mrs. Clause met?
A: ......lies.....it's all an illuminati plot!!! gaaah! we'd better run before they silence us for--urk!!! *dies*
I'm getting a teddy bear. how about you?
Q: sooo......will everyone be allowed to break into peoples' homes this christmas, or just fat, white men in red suits?
A: well, other people will undoubtedly TRY....
Q: is this thing on??
A. You are being broadcast all over the internet.
Q. Are you gonna eat all that?