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Ask a Silly Question, Get a Silly Answer Part III

Discussion in 'Fun & Games' started by ElBarto, Aug 14, 2004.

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  1. ElBarto

    ElBarto Happy Cycler

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    I figured I would start this up again
    Q. What came first the chicken or the egg?
     
  2. Philo & Gunge

    Philo & Gunge brb lunch

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    A: The egg
    Q: How much chuck would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
     
  3. Anime 51

    Anime 51 Earth Pubric Corporation

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    A: That is classified as per the PATRIOT Act.

    Q: Do farts smell like chicken to anyone besides me?
     
  4. Philo & Gunge

    Philo & Gunge brb lunch

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    A: To everybody it does.
    Q: What is :bosko: ?
     
  5. ElBarto

    ElBarto Happy Cycler

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    :bosko: is :bosko: duh

    If the little blck box from a plane is the only thing that makes it Why don't they make the whole plane like that?
     
  6. Evil & Lovin It

    Evil & Lovin It Mmmmmkay?

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    Because plane designers are cruel sadistic people, who laugh at the thought that they could save innocent lives but don't.

    All right, who stole the cookies from the cookie jar?
     
  7. Chime

    Chime 存在

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    i did. they weren't very good, tho'.

    Is there a god?
     
  8. Evil & Lovin It

    Evil & Lovin It Mmmmmkay?

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  9. Chime

    Chime 存在

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    Well, because it's so offensive, it's a silly question. and i will have you know that my brother (doom trenchcoat demon) claims to be god. I quote:

    My brother: "when god calls, i put him on hold."
    Me: "I thought that you were god."
    My brother: "yeah, well, that too."
    Me: :confused:
     
  10. ToOn~g@l

    ToOn~g@l Just singin' the blues

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    A/Q: Was there a question in there?
     
  11. Anime 51

    Anime 51 Earth Pubric Corporation

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    A: No, it was an army of robots trying to steal your soul.

    Q: Are you in denial?
     
  12. Evil & Lovin It

    Evil & Lovin It Mmmmmkay?

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    Yes and I can't swim :D

    Q: Why?
     
  13. Chime

    Chime 存在

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    A: 42

    Q: coke or pepsi?
     
  14. Philo & Gunge

    Philo & Gunge brb lunch

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    A: Pepsi.
    Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road?
     
  15. Chime

    Chime 存在

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    A: to get the New York Times paper.


    Q: Do you get it?
     
  16. guinaevere

    guinaevere agent provocateur

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    Nope. And I'm not 'in' either.

    How soon is now?
     
  17. the Amanda

    the Amanda Rogue Alchemist

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    Later


    Why my squeezin' arm?! WHY???
     
  18. Chime

    Chime 存在

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    A: because it was squeezadellic.:p


    Q: (?)
     
  19. Evil & Lovin It

    Evil & Lovin It Mmmmmkay?

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    Well the thin is- AAAAH! *eaten by this guy*

    [​IMG]

    Wait a minute what! anybody who knows what this card is should go here:
    http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://mtglair.de/img/python/The_Black_Beast_of_Arrgh.jpg&imgrefurl=http://mtglair.de/mp.shtml&h=445&w=312&sz=42&tbnid=cZM4EJVfg08J:&tbnh=122&tbnw=86&start=2&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dblack%2Bbeast%2Bof%2Bmonty%2Bpython%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DG
    it's quite funny
    Q:If you were flying across the atlantic ocean on a ski, and one of your wheels fell of, how many pancackes would it take to cover a dog-house
     
  20. Czar Gato

    Czar Gato Walkin' on the wild side

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    A: There wouldn't be any pancakes left to do that, silly; I ATE THEM ALL!!!!!!

    Q: If a tree falls in the woods and then swings back upright as a joke, do the squirrels freak out?
     
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