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  1. jaylop97

    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Now take the time to think long and hard about this.
     
  2. JoeMabbon

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    Dinosaurs aren't real. Jurassic World was a movie. Gawd, people are so stupid some times.
     
  3. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    All these young people thinking about sex all the time! They should learn to express themselves through music!
     
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    There's no such thing as weeds. Jurassic World was just a movie. C'mon, sheeple! Wake up!
     
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    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Hasselberry would love this.
     
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    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    I get a token everytime one gets knocked out.
     
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    Sometimes sunshine fails to brighten up the day.
    You see only rain and tears along the way.
    But it's only inside your mind.
    Everyone gets a chance to smile.
    There'll be rainbows that don't ever have an end.
    Pots of gold aren't always waiting 'round the bend.
    But it's only a part of life-
    Nature demands the strong will survive!
    We can make it!

    —Herbie Hancock and Patrice Rushen, Give It All Your Heart
     
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    RandomMe An Imaginary Friend

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    Yeah, everyone's a merperson.
     
  9. Kitschensyngk

    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    They're part of my family! I love them all!

    Put a trumpet to your lips and it becomes pride! Confidence! The mood of a happy king!

    A clarinet's not just a clarinet! It's a happy smile!

    A trombone can let you show the world a big LAAAaaaaAAAUGH!

    When you want to show dignity, try a French horn!

    When you want to feel as big as a giant, blow a sousaphone!

    Put 'em all together and you can have any mood you want, to have FUN!!

     
  10. John Pannozzi

    John Pannozzi Still Gritty after all these years

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    It's official! The American Republican and Democratic Parties are dead! Dead I tell you!

    In their place are two new parties


    First, is the new conservative party: The AltRight Party. This is their mascot:

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    And then there is the new liberal party: The SJW Party. This is their mascot:

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    Undoubtedly, the world will never be the same again!
     
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    I live in an underwater monarchy. The king has rules.
     
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    I can play Darude - Sandstorm on a piano
     
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    Kitschensyngk Worse than one of those little blue crunchy things

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    You don't need a two-party political system! When you play a trumpet, you feel like a happy king!
     
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    I have a piano song called "The Merman King And His Avoidance Of Politics Above The Water"
     
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    Mr. B Natural, in an August 2000 issue Fey Today, you said that the Evansville Saytr Separation League was within their rights when they opened fire on police who were investigating their compound on suspicion that they were stockpiling mythical contraband. Care to clarify those comments on this open forum?
     
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    Last year, we wished you a Happy Rico, now we wish you a Happy Elegance!
     
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    Who do you think I am? I'm a merman. And how can I be summoned on Magic The Gathering and the like?
     
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    jaylop97 Commonly found at Night

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    Probably the wanderer.
     
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    SparkleMan One Step Closer To The Edge

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    I play the mayonaise
     
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    I play the bass by strumming it.
     
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