A JOHNNY X X-MAS SPECIAL A “Johnny Test” Story Written by Patrick Moore Chapter 1 Rise of the Dark Santa Johnny Test looked outside of his window to see the snow cover all of Porkbelly, knowing that Christmas is almost here. The flame haired boy changed from his pajamas to his regular clothes, as he ran downstairs to meet up with the family dog, Dukey. “What’s up, Johnny?” the dog spoke. “Are you pondering what I’m pondering?” Johnny asked the talking dog. “Yes, and stop with the Pinky and The Brain reference,” replied the dog. “I saw it snow last night, and you mother might want you to put on tight winter clothes.” Johnny sighed. “You’re worse than Susan and Mary’s complaining science. I want to go outside and play in the snow, dog.” “You better check the radio or TV,” said Dukey. “You’ll never know if the weather gets bad.” When the dog turned around to see Johnny gone outside, he just sighed, and drank his coffee. Outside, Johnny sees Sissy, Jillian Vegan, and other kids playing outside. Bumper The bully is seen throwing snowballs at geeks and nerds, as Johnny decided to make a snowman. “I love Christmas Break,” said Johnny, as he began to make his snowman. But that was about to change. A dark figure rose up from the snow, as the kids of Porkbelly looked on as Santa Claus smiled at them waving his hand at them. “Santa, what brings you to Porkbelly this early?” Johnny asked the chubby man in the red suit. “To tell you little brats that…I QUIT!!!” shouted Santa. “It’s time I got my revenge on you snots for being naughty, including you, Johnny Test.” “What!?” Johnny was shocked to hear this from the mouth of Santa, as he took out a laser gun and fired at the kids. “RUN!!!” Johnny shouted to the children to run away, but one kid was hit and turned into an ice statue. “What’s going on, Johnny?” asked Jillian. “You said this Santa is good to children.” “He is, but something isn’t right,” said Johnny, as he and Jillian ran inside the Test’s house. “What’s going on out there?” asked Dukey. “It’s the night Santa went crazy,” replied Johnny. “Isn’t that a Weird Al song?’ Dukey asked. “No time, Dukey,” said Johnny. “Santa is turning kids into icicles.” “Isn’t Brainfreezer in jail?” Dukey asked. “That last we checked he and the other loser villains at still in the asylum.” “We better got there to find out, but not as Johnny and Dukey,” smirked Johnny. ‘Forget it, Test,” said the talking dog. “Besides, we killed them off last season.” “What are you guys talking about?” Jillian asked the two. “It’s time for the re- return of…JOHNNY X AND SUPER POOCH!!!” Johnny said. “To the lab!” As the three of them headed to Susan and Mary’s lab, a strange figure watches from a limo. “Soon, every brat in Porkbelly will be frozen solid forever. With Dark Santa under my control, Christmas will be ruined.” The villain laughed evilly. TO BE CONTINUED….