12 Year Old 133t sp34k Translator

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  1. JohnCrichton

    JohnCrichton An astronaut!

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  2. Chris Sanders MSX

    Chris Sanders MSX The MAN is back

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    This is cool, haha. Thanks John ! This should entertain me for a few hours.

    Translation: This Is Col Haha11!!1! Omg Wtf Thx O !111 Omg Thsis Hud Entertane Ma For A Few Hours111111 Lol
     
  3. czyznyck99

    czyznyck99 New Member

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    This is what I said.

    This is what they said.

    I'm not laughing, ****face.

    Later.
     
  4. Catlover

    Catlover C'mon! Let's Dance, Baby!

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    I'm quoteing Artemis from the new Zoids seires thread.

    Now let's see it in 12 year old AOLer

    :bosko:

    Now a little bit from a story I'm working on.

    Now in AOLer.

    :bosko:
     
  5. Chris Wood

    Chris Wood Desslar

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    People who write anything like that should be shot.
     
  6. Artemis

    Artemis For Great Justice!!

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    So, uh, should I be honored catlover chose a quote of mine to experiemnt with?

    This is going to be my next six hours of entertainment. :D
     
  7. Artemis

    Artemis For Great Justice!!

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    Another one! This is a snippet from Matt Wilson's comments on Shrek in the "Finding Nemo breaks box-office record" thread or whatever it was called in the WBC forum.

    Now if we aged Matt down to 12 years old and took away his brain...

    :D
     
  8. Daniel P

    Daniel P Member

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    Eating popcorn seventy-four times a day will ensure that your red polka-dot guitars will be kept safe in a leisurely manner that can also be very pleasing to gophers, assuming that they have just danced around to the song "Stayin' Alive" and then shot a disco ball with a dart gun which then exploded into multiple pieces which were picked up by a toddler who glued the pieces together and made a deformed fish.

    TRANSLATION:
    AATNG POPCORN SEVANTY-FOUR TIEMS A DAY WIL ENSURA TAHT UR RED POLKA-DOT GUITARS WIL B KAPT SAEF IN A LEISURELY MAN3R TAHT CAN ALSO B V3RY PLAASNG 2 GOPH3RS ASUMNG TAHT THEY HAEV JUST DANCED AROUND 2 DA SONG STAYIN ALIEV AND THEN SHOT A DISCO BAL WIT A DART GUN WHICH THEN 3XPLODED IN2 MULTIPLE PEIC3S WHICH W3RE PIKED UP BY A 2DL3R WHO GLU3D TEH PEICES 2GATHER AND MAED A DEFORMED FISH!!!!1! OMG WTF LOL
     
  9. Zebi

    Zebi Take off, eh!

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    I had lots of fun with that thing. :p Now if only they had a translator that interpreted 133t speak into English so that I can understand some of the posts I've seen.
     
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  10. Catlover

    Catlover C'mon! Let's Dance, Baby!

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    Yes, be honored that I quoted you mortal! :p Just kidding. Actullay it's a pretty funney quote, so I just grabed it. :)

    Here's one of the quotes in my signature.

    Now in AOLer.

    I'm going to find some more quotes.
     
  11. StarScream64

    StarScream64 Hero of Time

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    Ebonics in AOLer:

    H to the izzy! P to the shizzo!

    Translation:
    H 2 DA IZY!!!! OMG P 2 DA SHIZO!1!!! OMG WTF
     
  12. Ryoutarou

    Ryoutarou [Insert title]

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    I HAEV IMATURE FELNGS ABOUT MYS3LF AND WAT DA BD- SAYS DA 12 YEAR OLD.

    Haha very good laugh indeed hat's off to you Crichton.
     
  13. SNS

    SNS "I am..."

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    Here's the controversial statement from a recent Disney article.

    Here it is afterwords.

     
  14. Daniel P

    Daniel P Member

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    Let's see what happends when we put already AOL language in:
    WOHA, D5DE THSI IS L1EK AWESUM DUEDD!1!111

    Translation:
    O D5DE THSI IS L13K AEWSUM DU3D1111!11111 OMG
     
  15. pabcool

    pabcool drink. more. smoothie.

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    Peter Grifin looks good in a bikini.

    Translation: PETER GRIFIN LOKS GOD IN A BIKINI!!11 OMG LOL
     
  16. pabcool

    pabcool drink. more. smoothie.

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    Annoying Rap/Hip Hop speak:

    Wut up, dawg? Hizzle my shizzle and hang with yo homiez!

    Translation: WUT UP DAWG?!??? OMG WTF LOL HIZLA MAH SHIZL3 AND HANG WIT YO HOMEIZ1!!!!!11 WTF LOL







    This is from Matt Wilson in the "Dude, Where's My Ranch" Simpsons Talkback.

    And now, AOLified...

    [QUOTE='Translation]OKAY MOR3 ON Y THIS WAS TEH WORST EPISODE TEH WRIETRS SHOW NO COMP3T3NCA IN TEH SUBJACT MAT3R OR DA G3NERAL FUNDM3NTALS OF S2RYT3LNG!!!!111! OMG TEH SCRIPT WAS A RMBLNG MES FROM START 2 FINISH WIT CONFLICTS TAHT R ASTABLISHED WAY 2 LAET IN2 TEH S2RY AND A PIS-POR MOTIVATION OF GETNG DA SIMPSONS 2 GO 2 THIS DUDE-RANCH!!11!1 WTF CANT THEYRE B A MOR3 RAALISTIC WAY FOR TH3M 2 JUST GO THEYRE?!?????? OMG IS IT POSIBLE FOR DA FMILY 2 JUST TAEK A NORMAL VACTION FOR TEH?!?!??! OMG LOL JOKES SHOW JUST HOW FAR BHIND TEH TIEMS DA SIMPSONS WRIETRS AER!!11111 OMG WTF YES BRITNEY DID IT AGANE!!!1 OMG WTF BUT U KNOW WUT?!??!!?! OMG WTF SHE ALSO WRONG A 2N OF OTH3R SONGS L8R ON TAHT BCOME 3VAN MORE POPULAR111!!11 OMG WTF LOL 2 MAEK FUN OF OPS1111! LOL IS **NG R3TARD3D!!!!! LOL IF THIS WAR3 200 THAN IT WUD B FUNY1!111! OMG WTF BUT ITS NOT 200!11!1!1 OMG WTF SOME JOKAS DIDNT EVEN MAEK SENSE LIEK TEH CACTUS JOKE!1!!! OMG WTF LOL DA SHATN3R JOKA WAS A LM3-AS DERIVATION OF TEH PARODEIS FUTURMA ACTUALY PUT TIEM AND 3FORT IN21!11111! WTF DA BAEVR PLOT WAS A TAK3D ON PEIC3 OF DRIEVL TAHT WAS SUPOSED 2 B DA MANE CLIMAX OF DA NIGHT BUT FIZL3D OUT WAY BFOR3 IT 3NDED1!!11! OMG LOL TEH LISA PLOT STARTAD WAY 2 LAET AND ENDED WAY 2 EARLY

    JUST!!!1! WTF LOL OPEN UR 3YES!11!!1 WTF EVERYTHNG IS WRONG ABOUT THIS APISODA!!!!11! OMG I CUD SAY TAHT ONE OR TWO LIENS W3RA FUNY BUT U KNOW WUT?!!!?!? OMG THOS3 TWO LIENS PROBABLY 2TAL3D UP 2 7 SECONDS!11!1 WTF TAHTS 7 SACONDS OUT OF TEH ENTIER 2 MINUTES TAHT I WUD CONSIEDR HUMOROUS!!!1111! WTF TAHTS A 05%!11!11 LOL

    SO.

    GRAED!!!!!!1!1!1!!11! OMG 05%/10%

    BOTOM!1!1!111 WTF LOL LIEN IF ANYONE GIEVS THIS EPISODE HIGHER THAN A D- THEIR IS SOMATHNG VARY VERY WRONG WIT TH3M!!1!11! OMG END OF S2RY

    1!!!!!!! OMG LOL[/QUOTE]

    That was fun.
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  17. Elven Moon

    Elven Moon hiya, toonsters

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    Wut Sad Is Ive Sen This Bfore And It Anet Praty1!!1!!!1 Lol 3v3r Ben 2 Da Wb Oficial Hary Pot3r Mesaeg Board?????!! Wtf Lol Giev U Migraneas!!!1 Omg
     
  18. The Landstander

    The Landstander Thanks ants. Thants.

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    For something a bit longer, I took a random review from my site and put it in.

    Wow...I don't think its possible to make it through the whole thing brain cells intact.
     
  19. pabcool

    pabcool drink. more. smoothie.

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    Here's the much-maligned article on Disney from a while back...

    And AOLified...

    Hehe.
     
  20. pabcool

    pabcool drink. more. smoothie.

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    My sig in AOLish:

     

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