[Nickelodeon Stadium, dozons of Nicktoons are scattered around in the seats]

{inside a hallway}

Dag: I'm a little nervous, Norb. What if we lose?
Norb: Now calm down! As long as we 'believe" we will be fine. [they bump into herb scannell}
Herb: Oh, why hello.
Dag: Oh... did you come to cheer us?
Herb: Actually, I'm rooting for the Rugrats. (walks off)
Norb: Herb's been acting strange lately. In fact, i see him visiting Cartoon network WAY too many times. He's up to something. (dag & norb enter the ring)
Announcer: Here they are! THE ANGRY BEAVERS!!!!

{Planet Irk}
Red: So, who are they? I've never seen their show.
Purple: Oh, They're..., dang it...

{Earth, Nick Stadium]
Announcer: And, now, here they are! THE RUGRATS!!!
[audience]
Cat: So, who do you think will win, Dog?
Dog: I don't know. I hope those cute adorable babies win.
Cliff: Oh, yeah, Cat-butt? We're bettin' everything we got on the Beavers!
Cat: How much DO you have, Mr. Cheapskate?
Lube: Uhh... we... got... money... that.... was... saved... from... that... day... uhh... with... white stuff... from uhh... the.... sky....
Cat: What are you talking about?
Lube: Uhhh... with... uh... that... fat guy... with... uhhh... bag... of... kid... stuff...

[ring]
Announcer: Get on your mark.... get set... wait.... oh, yeah...
GO!
(before dag & norb can do anything the rugrats pounce on the beavers and rip them to shreds.)
Dag: OOWWWWWWWWWWIIIEEEEEEEEEEE! PAIN!!!
Announcer: Round 1 is over!
[round 2]
Dag: Oh, look what those babies are doin' to us.
Norb: Don't worry Dag...
[after round 3]
Dag: Ohhh... my aching back!
[after round 66, the beavers are in bandages]
Dag: We can win, Norb.
Norb: Yes... we can. We just need some sort of strategy.
[after round 71]
Dag: Have you figured out the plan?
Norb working on it...
[after round 80, the beavers are on autopsy tables with blood splurting out]
Dag: I think we should just give up... [gaz membrane suddenly appears]
Gaz:NOOOOOOOOO! You guys can't give up! I like you guys!
Norb: Really?
Gaz: Yeah! You guys are the bomb! You're show rocks! I love you guys more than my geeky brother!
Dag: Really?
Gaz: Yes! Now show 'em what you're made of!
Dag: Fur and flesh?
Gaz: No! Steal and stone! Now enter that ring, and BEAT THE LIVING CRAP OUTTA THOSE BABIES!!!! [gaz leaves]
Norb: Wow...
Dag: Should we?
Norb: Let's do it.

TO BE CONTINUED....