Termite Terrace Episode 5

[Brandon Pierce]

[CN Satellite, Thad is dressed like Cris Collingsworth]

Thad: Hello, welcome. Jon has a speach to give about the horribibble accident in New York City. Let's turn to him, won't we? (thad leaves, spotlight on jon)
Jon: We had a war once. And it was painful. Then we hada secong war. Yes, it was rainful. Many people got hurt. But our spirit lives on. I'm poud to be an American. And I'm proud my name is Jon. We did it before and we can do it again. Even if the World War serise increases to ten. Good night. And we'll be right back.

[Commercials]

After Commercials]

Jon: Look guys, we're all scared.
Sveven: It's not the war I'm worried about. It's when is Thad gonna stop eating my chile is what I'm worrying about. [someone farts] THAD!!!
Thad: That was Brandon!
Brandon: Eh? [button flashes]
Jon: Oh, Hitler and Goering are calling.

[CN Labs]
Scannell: Oh, hello. Have you heard the news?

[CN Satellite]
Sveven: Yeah, some bastard drove their planes into the world trade center. Now we're having another war.
Pietro: Do you think we're THIS slow at hearing things?

[CN Labs]
Scannell: No. Turner is signing up to go undercover to see who bombed us? [turner enters with heavy equipment]
Turner: So, I'm packed to spy on those Africans. They won't get away for long.

[CN Satellite]
Jon: Turner, are you gonna bomb Africa because "they" bombed us, or are you gonna kill them 'cause those guys are black?

[CN Labs]
Turner: Oh, of coarse not! What do you think I am, a racist?

[CN Satellite]
Brandon: Does he want us to answer that?
Andrew: Don't look at me. I ain't gonna risk it.

[CN Labs]
Turner: Well, I was thinking of letting you off the hook, and send you some censored 11 cartoons. But, for your punishment of the insult. I give you, probably the worst episodes of the golden era. Now, if you excuse me, I got some blacks-- err, enemy Africans to blow up.

[CN Satellite]
Kiddiesunshine: I didn't hear that. (lt sign goes off]
Jon: LT SIGN!!! ["Bird Came C.O.D."]

[after cartoon]
Sogturtle: Man, I was hoping for a WWII episode.
Gotlucky64: Well, the alarm for an MGM or... some other cartoon company- made cartoon will show up. [alarm goes off]
Sogturtle: And that's it! ["Blitz Wolf"]

[after cartoon]
Jon: Guys, maybe we should try and take our minds off the war.
Pat: Yeah, fight not solve everything in world.
Thad: Wha--?
Jon: I can never understand what Pat is saying.
Pat: Commercial come on few minutes.
Thad: Eh?
Jon: Don't you mean seconds?
Thad: Yeah, I think so.
Brian: Commercial Sign now.
Thad: We'll be right back!
Jon: Aw, man. You beat me to it. [thad chuckles]

[After Commercial]
Sveven (imitating Bugs from "Any Bonds Today")
The tall man with the high hat and the whiskers on his chin
Will soon be knockin' at your door and you outta be in!
The tall man with the high hat will be comin' down your way
Get your savin's out when you hear him shout, any bonds today!
("Come on and get 'em folks! Step right up and get 'em!")
Any bonds today?
Bonds of freedom, that's what I'm sellin'
Any bonds today?
Scrape up the most you can
Here comes the freedom man
Askin' you to buy a share of freedom today!
Ahh, any stamps today? Give kiddies
Will be blessed if we all invest in the U.S.A.
Sammy! My, my Uncle Sammy!
Here comes the freedom man
Can't make tommorow's plan
Not unless you buy a share of freedom today!
Any stamps, any bonds today? [alarm goes off]
Woah, LT SIGN!!! ["Cool Cat"}

[after cartoon]
Jon: Hey, Blitz Wolf isn't a bad cartoon, what gives?
Snowpeck: Let's call Turner.

[CN Labs]
Scannell: Oh, uhh... Turner already left to head to Africa. Bye guys. I can't give you any info. Sorry. (scannell shuts off camera, credits begin)

[The Dork Knight]

Brandon, Sveven was banned. Let's have him get sucked out of the ship. Sveven, if you are reading this, sorry.